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Topic: The tree of dicks. *BRAND NEW SITE/ART* - page 4. (Read 14713 times)

legendary
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Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
September 16, 2014, 04:57:08 AM
Im still waiting.
hero member
Activity: 742
Merit: 500
September 16, 2014, 04:50:34 AM
Please put this name:
Equinoxx
He's a dick.
Thanks
member
Activity: 106
Merit: 10
September 16, 2014, 03:41:02 AM
I would like to see donkey kong on the AKminer dick squatting alien space craft.. one of which crash lands into the pee hole of PRC's monster shlong.
full member
Activity: 154
Merit: 100
Calling out scams, one HYIP at a time...
September 16, 2014, 02:02:10 AM
How did I read this title and not instantly realize it was KLYE behind it? <3
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1078
I may write code in exchange for bitcoins.
September 16, 2014, 01:42:36 AM
So, there is a tree of dicks and a bush of vaginas.  Seems like this species of plantae is dioecious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioecy), with separate individuals bearing either male or female parts.  However, such a condition is actually the exception in the plant kingdom---most plants have both male and female parts (sometimes on separate flowers, sometimes in the same flower).

Isn't it time to go ahead and make a hermaphroditic tree/bush?

Hermies don't get you as high. Everyone one knows you keep the males n females separated for the best quality!

This is because the Cannabis is a dioecious species.  Similar to Lupulus (hops).   I had some hops plants go herme on my last year---they're all female clones and I guess they got stressed and some of them started producing male flowers.  However, these dioecious species are the exceptions, not the rule.  To chooose a random example, if you only have one apple tree in the area and your apple tree isn't herme (which would be really weird) then no apple for you!  No apples isn't a high, that's a low.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 508
September 16, 2014, 01:39:06 AM
I think a hermaphroditic plant would be pretty damn popular....

Do it.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 16, 2014, 01:38:30 AM
So, there is a tree of dicks and a bush of vaginas.  Seems like this species of plantae is dioecious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioecy), with separate individuals bearing either male or female parts.  However, such a condition is actually the exception in the plant kingdom---most plants have both male and female parts (sometimes on separate flowers, sometimes in the same flower).

Isn't it time to go ahead and make a hermaphroditic tree/bush?

Hermies don't get you as high. Everyone one knows you keep the males n females separated for the best quality!

This is know by horticulturalists of many fine species of plants! Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1238
Owner at AltQuick.com & FreeBitcoins.com
September 16, 2014, 01:36:59 AM
So, there is a tree of dicks and a bush of vaginas.  Seems like this species of plantae is dioecious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioecy), with separate individuals bearing either male or female parts.  However, such a condition is actually the exception in the plant kingdom---most plants have both male and female parts (sometimes on separate flowers, sometimes in the same flower).

Isn't it time to go ahead and make a hermaphroditic tree/bush?

Hermies don't get you as high. Everyone one knows you keep the males n females separated for the best quality!
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1078
I may write code in exchange for bitcoins.
September 16, 2014, 01:29:58 AM
So, there is a tree of dicks and a bush of vaginas.  Seems like this species of plantae is dioecious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioecy), with separate individuals bearing either male or female parts.  However, such a condition is actually the exception in the plant kingdom---most plants have both male and female parts (sometimes on separate flowers, sometimes in the same flower).

Isn't it time to go ahead and make a hermaphroditic tree/bush?
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
September 16, 2014, 12:55:00 AM
Bro... Make it happen.. Saturn here we come!

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 16, 2014, 12:24:29 AM
ahaha this is art Tongue dickart

You have a keen eye for art sir. Cheesy
full member
Activity: 238
Merit: 100
Sanırım BAN 11 Nisan'a uzadı...
September 15, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
ahaha this is art Tongue dickart
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 15, 2014, 07:21:00 PM
How much for an uncircumcised weiner?

Depends on how massive you want it sir!
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
September 15, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
he only loves it suz he's gay^^^

Umm, so?

You point out his sexual orientation as if it were something to be embarrassed about
full member
Activity: 146
Merit: 100
September 15, 2014, 06:55:18 PM
he only loves it suz he's gay^^^
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 15, 2014, 06:49:53 PM
I'm abit confused by your art Kyle?
I'm not sure how to say this without being offensive.. I'm not talking about this thread/artwork but your others you were charging for... Do you really consider your self an artist ? Or was the art you were producing a joke ?

Kind of like when your 4yr draws a pic and you tell them how lovely it is and stick it on the fridge ?

I'm seriously asking...

On a hopefully more positive note, anyways hows new your job going mate, enjoying it ??

I do not expect everyone to understand my art form.. I have been ridiculed and praised heavily for what I draw.
I am infact an artist. Albeit that I am still honing my skills to deliver the best art possible.
You are probably referring to my imgur portfolio seen here I assume?
It initially did start out as joking around.. And then people started appreciating it and commissioning pieces.
It is a crude history of the BTC dicing scene over the course of the past months.

You either love or hate my art.. But as long as it evokes some sort of emotion.. It's done what it was created to.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 15, 2014, 06:41:12 PM
Its kind of disappointing to see people participate in something that is so unprofessional  and done by a guy who scammed people for a 25 BTC investment  and blew that on Gambling. If he uses this to repay it to investors then good. If he blows it on gambling again. Shame on you guys.

I understand some of this.. But how do you reckon this is unprofessional? If anything I am the most professional adult humour artist on these forums. I wish you wouldn't hide behind newly created accounts to say these things on my posts.. Sort of spineless.
A large portion of this is going to be used to pay back investors. That is the plan as stated in the OP and I intend to regain some honour by doing so. Now between dick branch drawings and my full time job I need to get ahold of investors and make sure they are still in control of their dividend addresses so I can begin the repayment process.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 15, 2014, 06:36:15 PM
AKcoin won 80+ BTC on PRCdice and used some of it for great enjoyment:



 Grin Grin Grin


TO TEH MOON

He paid 1.16 btc for that cock?

A vulgar display of cock power. I can confirm he did indeed pledge 1.16 BTC in order to have the largest dick tree.
It's stand alone, and no other cocks are to grow from it I have been instructed. I will probably add polar bear and pine tree pubes to it tomorrow as requested.


Well I see a big difference there. I'm placing no rules on not having other cocks on my cock. That allows you yo use that space and make money on it which you cant do on that monster cock. So 0.2 sounds more then fair under those circumstances. Dont ya think?



Ah, You have a very valid point Bob. Your cock will be used to sprout more cocks from.. Where as AK's stands looming in the background some type of monster cock mountain that will remain untouched and have no other dick branches swell fourth from its veiny mass..
0.2 BTC for a cock to mars is doable I reckon, Saturn is still a far ways away.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
September 15, 2014, 04:48:20 PM
The bush of vagina for those of you disgusted by the amount of dicks: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/the-bush-of-vagina-782844

I don't see why the human body should offend anyone. I made a post regarding this
legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1238
Owner at AltQuick.com & FreeBitcoins.com
September 15, 2014, 04:39:44 PM
I'm abit confused by your art Kyle?
I'm not sure how to say this without being offensive.. I'm not talking about this thread/artwork but your others you were charging for... Do you really consider your self an artist ? Or was the art you were producing a joke ?

Kind of like when your 4yr draws a pic and you tell them how lovely it is and stick it on the fridge ?

I'm seriously asking...

On a hopefully more positive note, anyways hows new your job going mate, enjoying it ??

Klye makes more money on his art than probably 95% of people in the industry!  I would say he is a real artist.  Some times the best things come out of jokes Cheesy

Maybe if we kept encouraging kids who drew at 4yr old to keep doing it we'd live in a better word Smiley

#DicksForHumanity
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