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newbie
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September 21, 2012, 09:45:35 PM
Depends on the fart, the farter and how enclosed the public space is.

Do I really have to explain fart etiquette to you?

I think you are waiting for approval ( so it does not seem awkward ).
Is this what you really doing ?  Roll Eyes
hero member
Activity: 742
Merit: 500
Its as easy as 0, 1, 1, 2, 3
September 21, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
September 21, 2012, 06:39:30 AM
Depends on the fart, the farter and how enclosed the public space is.

Do I really have to explain fart etiquette to you?
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
September 21, 2012, 05:20:52 AM
It is wrong to fart in public?
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 20, 2012, 02:25:36 PM
If it came from Hell, it must have been the Devil. Four coins? Pretty cheap for a soul these days.





That where you made the deal?
hero member
Activity: 742
Merit: 500
Its as easy as 0, 1, 1, 2, 3
September 20, 2012, 11:00:41 AM
WHO THE HELL GAVE ME 4 COINS?!?!?!
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 20, 2012, 10:55:42 AM
Zut! Alors! What's the difference between an orange? Can I haz loan? Or for those of you in the audience who are of the betting persuasion... can I Haz Matt?
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
100%
September 20, 2012, 08:36:39 AM
The shower gel I use these days:

hero member
Activity: 504
Merit: 504
Decent Programmer to boot!
September 20, 2012, 05:38:52 AM
I remember this thread... It was so long ago... Good times, very good times.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
September 19, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
Coming soon to a renovated theatre near you: Broke, Scared and Hiding in Las Vegas


Ten guys is all I'll need at first to front me a pack of smokes, and each day thereafter re-
ward them with one cigarette as interest for placing their trust in me. Don's my name.
Shrent's my game. Once they look me in the eye, they can't help themselves but try.
But first I need to find me a Methodist Church. My stomach's growlin'.


Don't worry, Kitty. I have a feeling our luck's about to change.
I once had confidence in a man who looks like that guy. That
reminds me. We need to update our Facebook page.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
September 18, 2012, 11:39:54 PM

...and make sure to give Matthew my love.
Ean
full member
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August 23, 2012, 02:47:35 AM
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 22, 2012, 12:10:33 PM
Total time logged in: 5 hours and 0 minutes.

2 coins under my name, YEAH BABY!!!
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
August 22, 2012, 11:01:12 AM
Awesome photo needs shopped. You know what to do.



True EDIT: Has this image been uploaded before on this forum? It now seems familiar.

~Bruno~
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
June 25, 2012, 11:55:59 AM
I was going to put this here, but now feel it warrants its own thread.
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
June 24, 2012, 11:28:35 AM

I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.

Aww, come on. How can you hate spiders after meeting spiderbro?

http://pete.com/view/spiderbro
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 10:08:33 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.



They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.

Besides, using soap creates a safety hazard due to slippery surfaces. That is why we use poison.

Or a homebuilt mini flamethrower. No safety hazard there, and poison is, well, poisonous.

Hrm, never thought of that. You mean spider poison is people poison?

No, the poison used to poison cockroaches smells worse than burning cockroaches and gives me nightmares.
hero member
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There is more to Bitcoin than bitcoins.
June 24, 2012, 09:51:12 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.



They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.

Besides, using soap creates a safety hazard due to slippery surfaces. That is why we use poison.

Or a homebuilt mini flamethrower. No safety hazard there, and poison is, well, poisonous.

Hrm, never thought of that. You mean spider poison is people poison?
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 09:48:10 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.



They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.

Besides, using soap creates a safety hazard due to slippery surfaces. That is why we use poison.

Or a homebuilt mini flamethrower. No safety hazard there, and poison is, well, poisonous.
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 501
There is more to Bitcoin than bitcoins.
June 24, 2012, 09:45:15 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.



They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.

Besides, using soap creates a safety hazard due to slippery surfaces. That is why we use poison.
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