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legendary
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June 24, 2012, 10:18:32 AM
There was this one time.....
YATTA YATTA YATTA!!!!!!

QQQQQQQQ SSSSSSSS III!!!!

Lets collaborate on a project.

...and eyes?
legendary
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June 24, 2012, 10:17:20 AM
I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.

Has anybody ever told you that you have a handsome beard?
donator
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Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 08:19:19 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.

They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.

No worse than my uni flat already stank.
rjk
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1ngldh
June 24, 2012, 08:13:21 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.



They stink terribly when you burn them, probably because of the hair.
donator
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Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 07:20:00 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.

Yeah, I guess spiders would probably just shrivel up.

I remember that cockroaches would run around on fire for awhile. It could be quite exciting, in those days before every kitchen had a fire extinguisher.


hero member
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June 24, 2012, 07:05:46 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.

I'd rather poison a spider than burn it for some reason.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 04:11:26 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

But not nearly as fun as using a home made flamethrower though.
full member
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June 24, 2012, 03:15:35 AM
What about spiders though. And what exactly is "soap foam". Put soap on your hands with some water and rub until there is foam?

haven't tried it on spiders. yes, you can get soap foam that way or lather up water in a container or something to get a good supply.
hero member
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June 24, 2012, 03:07:25 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.

What about spiders though? And what exactly is "soap foam"? Put soap on your hands with some water and rub until there is foam?
full member
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June 24, 2012, 02:57:42 AM
Did you know you can kill a cockroach more neatly by throwing soap foam at it? It takes several seconds for the foam to take effect but you need never fear when an invasion happens in the bathroom.
hero member
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June 24, 2012, 02:54:28 AM
There was this one time.....
YATTA YATTA YATTA!!!!!!

QQQQQQQQ SSSSSSSS III!!!!

Lets collaborate on a project.
legendary
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June 24, 2012, 02:34:07 AM
There was this one time.....
YATTA YATTA YATTA!!!!!!

QQQQQQQQ SSSSSSSS III!!!!
hero member
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June 24, 2012, 02:27:33 AM
I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUtFHl0r28Q

Yea there was a dog afoot too so the room had to be quarantined with a warning sign and all. It was pretty intense.
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June 24, 2012, 02:01:02 AM
I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUtFHl0r28Q
donator
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Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 01:33:51 AM
I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.

I used to do something similar in my flat's crappy festy kitchen when I was at uni, except with hairspray, cockroaches and a cigarette lighter.
donator
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Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 01:32:03 AM
How does one post ontopic?

This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic.
Isn't it on topic to answer offtopic replies? Including my ontopic comment?

By making an "on topic" reply I was not being on the "off topic" topic. Thus I was being "off topic". QED. Wink
hero member
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June 24, 2012, 01:26:08 AM
I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
legendary
Activity: 980
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I'm not just any shaman, I'm a Sha256man
June 24, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
How does one post ontopic?

This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic.
Isn't it on topic to answer offtopic replies? Including my ontopic comment?
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
June 24, 2012, 01:21:27 AM
How does one post ontopic?

This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic.
legendary
Activity: 980
Merit: 1003
I'm not just any shaman, I'm a Sha256man
June 24, 2012, 12:18:20 AM
How does one post ontopic?
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