http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/08/26/sebastian_gorka_tried_to_make_it_sound_like_his_firing_was_really_a_resignation.htmlSebastian Gorka, the nationalist White House adviser with a British accent and questionable credentials, is no longer working for President Donald Trump’s administration. In short, he was fired, as many people predicted he would be following Steve Bannon’s ouster from the White House. But if you were to believe Gorka’s version of events he actually resigned out of frustration of being surrounded by people who had no interest in making America great again.
Gorka, whose main role in the White House seemed to be to go on television and fight with journalists, tried to get in front of the story. Conservative website the Federalist was first to report on the move, publishing Gorkas scathing resignation letter. “It is clear to me that forces that do not support the MAGA promise are—for now—ascendant within the White House,” Gorka wrote. “As a result, the best and most effective way I can support you, Mr. President, is from outside the People’s House.” Gorka took particular issue with the fact that Trump didn’t mention the words “Radical Islam or radical Islamic terrorism” in his Afghanistan speech on Monday.
That led a White House official to issue a cryptic statement that had a clear undertone: Gorka was fired. “Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he no longer works at the White House,” the unnamed official said in a statement to reporters. That statement raised more than a few eyebrows. A Republican with close ties to the White House told BuzzFeed that the statement marked the “first time I have ever seen surrogate operations send out something like this.”
so lets count these out.
Michael Flynn
Preet Bharara
Derek Harvey
Katie Walsh
James Comey (this, was a severe fuckup)
Reince Priebus
Michael Dubke (dos Michaels!)
Walter Shaub
The Mooch, himself.
Sean Spicer
Micheal Short (DING DING DING! Tres MIchaeles! Arriba!) (an aside, you really cant make this shit up)
Steve BANNON,
BANNON (dont try to understand, just vibe)
I wont even count the agency officials that have resigned, it wouldnt make this fair.
If this is bigly, by all means, make this shit as bigly as possible. I have an infinite popcorn budget, for this.
