Shame on you for even thinking it.
-1 WO merit for that poorly thought out (muddied thinking) idea-er. - you gotta thank toxicmoxic for this one, too
That's about the only thing such shirt would be good for, except if they happened to have one of those Texas cold spell / energy outages, then it might make good fireplace fuel as a second option.
Oh quit your grumping! I am very conscientious around here and respect the maximalist vibe etc. I am most certainly a Bitcoin maximalist myself... but I am also a privacy maximalist. So I end up a little less black and white in my thinking, and simply think that until Bitcoin inherits Monero's privacy... Monero is a candidate to act as both Bitcoin's privacy layer, as well as a way for Bitcoin to be somewhat out of the line of fire from governments insofar as the bad press from DNMs and other nefarious activity.
AND you have inspired me to buy myself a nice Monero mug to go with my mug with the genesis block on it!
Also, have y'all seen this? Interesting times. https://unstoppableswap.net/