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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 14. (Read 60147 times)

legendary
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OK, I got one here.  Maybe it's not so bad that it's good or even funny, but damn is it a shitpost and a half:

Provided that bitcoin is going up Everytime i will educate my children first to have a versatile knowledge of everything first at least %50 each of general knowledge, from cryptocurrency world my children will take cryptocurrency as their first serious skill and make it professional because cryptocurrency has gone everywhere across the world and body can do without investing in cryptocurrency even government personalities invest secretly into bitcoin.

For whatever reason, the thread that post is in has attracted a lot of low-quality posters, which is too bad as it's a pretty good topic to discuss in the context of economics, i.e., where we as parents or potential parents should be steering our kids in terms of making money when they're young.  Mr. Newlifebtc above probably went well beyond whatever character quota his shitty bounty requires.  Maybe someone should tell him that he's putting too much effort into his posts.  Lol.

Runner up (from a Legendary member no less!):

thread kid like a kid, and age will following age, when the time is right, we must show how to make money properly. teaching about economic is good, but who want to tell economic to your kid?
maybe i will tell about spongebob, something funny, so my kid brain never think about bad things.
staff
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see someone claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto with their long story on how they can't sign a message

They'd be a lot funnier if they actually ever had one of those, they essentially never do.  Even good ole super clown wright falls on his face in that regard, no actual justification, just deflection and grandstanding.

Really most of them just come off as schizophrenic.

FWIW, for as many of these as the forum sees-- people with a high 'bitcoin' profile see 10x more of them in private emails/etc.


... along with the people with their sob stories about how they bought bitcoin in 2003 and can't log into their wallet anymore.
legendary
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we going to use old God’s help by decoding sacred scriptures from all major religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Jews, etc.
Hmm....the first part of the quote above doesn't jibe at all with the second one, does it?  Relying on religion for anything isn't exactly "thinking outside the box" or any kind of new method whatsoever.  Hopefully nobody fell for that crap; I expect no one did, as it was a retarded scam attempt that even the most gullible sucker would see through.

It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008" Shocked Shocked Shocked
LOL.  I love it when you see someone completely writing things straight out of their ass in order to increase their post count.  Maybe he meant to write 2018, because that was right after the huge crash in December of 2017.  Who knows.
legendary
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Also evading a ban, so a properly experienced shitposter/scammer: https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/thesaviorfromcyber-3406073
legendary
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joking aside this is probably one the most stupid attempt to scam people. bu I wouldn't be surprised if someone fell for it.

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legendary
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It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008" Shocked Shocked Shocked
He's not technically incorrect. The cryptocurrency market has never been worth less than it was worth before it existed. Tongue
legendary
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There are a lot of interesting technology and ideas in the cryptocurrency space. But there is far too little attention being paid to the downsides. Crypto needs regulation to be safe to not lead to the next financial crisis. Maybe it experiences a lot of downfalls but still it will never be the reason that it end in financial crisis because as long as it gives even small profit, it helps a lot. Cryptocurrency experience great recession on the year 2008 and I hope it will never happen again.

It turns out before its appearance, the entire cryptocurrency has undergone a "great recession on the year 2008" Shocked Shocked Shocked
legendary
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it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

Everybody gangsta until someone comes with a signed message.  Tongue
until that happens it'll always be funny to see someone claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto with their long story on how they can't sign a message or how they were controlled by someone and tampered with their memory and lost the ability to think for themselves.
legendary
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Farewell, Leo
it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

Everybody gangsta until someone comes with a signed message.  Tongue
legendary
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a wild satoshi nakomoto appeared!!! > use post on wall of fame/shame
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it is always fun to see a Satoshi Nakamoto wannabe appears here in the forum with their stories from time to time. it always intrigues me what makes them think that people will believe them with the story they tell and say that they are Satoshi Nakamoto.
hero member
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^ If I'm being optimist, he likely meant that when it's green market and you make easy money, you underestimate it.
legendary
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This is like recursive shitposting poetry:
Trading is not an easy thing but something we make too easy and underestimate is trading.
hero member
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^ I assumed this thread was reserved for low quality members/posts but good to see there is no such thing  Grin

Treat every shitpost as equal no matter who posted it!
legendary
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Et c'est bien de rappeler que le variant indien est 60 fois plus contagieux que le variant anglais qui lui même était 6 fois plus contagieux que le virus originel. Corrigez-moi si je me trompe sur les chiffres.
Quote from: Google translation
And it is good to remember that the Indian variant is 60 times more contagious than the English variant which itself was 6 times more contagious than the original virus. Correct me if I'm wrong with the numbers.

Ladies and gents,
welcome to see the new coronavirus, a "Goa'uld coronavirus", an alien specie who takes advantage of the ancients teleportation and Stargate technologies, to attacks you when you sitting lonely in the toilets  Grin


legendary
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Farewell, Leo
actually, people know about tracking, and the other thing that relate with privacy and anonymous.
this thing can be felt if someone never show who is he. you can cover identity with many mask you want, and when you show it, your anonymity will disappear, though is just one person. sometime, privacy following the system made, but we can easily show it because the system not perfect as we want. and the fact, shadow will always track your privacy and we dont have any power to hide it

Did you know that your shadow always tracks you, wherever you go? The campaign manager surely didn't.
hero member
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not your keys, not your coins!
Y'all can argue about a lab generated ruse till you are blue in the face but it will make no diff. The virus is only the pretext for the "new normal" digital prison that is already ready to roll out while you've been shook like ants in a jar. The virus,vax,testing,tracing are all part of the same package for the zombies. The phoenix rising from these ashes is a dragon and hes going to drop the hammer on y'all bigstyle ...like tupac   Shocked

Y'all better get right with Jesus Wink

True story bro  Cool

The end really cracked me up Cheesy

"Y'all better get right with Jesus Wink" and then to really make sure, "True story bro  Cool" - okay, now I'm convinced! Grin
legendary
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Farewell, Leo
I'm not sure if this is redundant or maybe a radical new understanding regarding the linearity of time.

It's definitely pessimistic.  Cry
legendary
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so it's only a matter of time until the end of this year
I'm not sure if this is redundant or maybe a radical new understanding regarding the linearity of time.
legendary
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Think I've read enough shitposts to beat the band...

In order to bring down a whole dark market operation, you really would need a whole orchestra.

legendary
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I wonder why I have his profile in the bookmakers

Wait, you're betting on shitposting? That's messed up.  Grin

Yes, I know, typo, irony, etc.
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