OK, I got one here. Maybe it's not so bad that it's good or even funny, but damn is it a shitpost and a half:
Provided that bitcoin is going up Everytime i will educate my children first to have a versatile knowledge of everything first at least %50 each of general knowledge, from cryptocurrency world my children will take cryptocurrency as their first serious skill and make it professional because cryptocurrency has gone everywhere across the world and body can do without investing in cryptocurrency even government personalities invest secretly into bitcoin.
For whatever reason, the thread that post is in has attracted a lot of low-quality posters, which is too bad as it's a pretty good topic to discuss in the context of economics, i.e., where we as parents or potential parents should be steering our kids in terms of making money when they're young. Mr. Newlifebtc above probably went well beyond whatever character quota his shitty bounty requires. Maybe someone should tell him that he's putting too much effort into his posts. Lol.
Runner up (from a Legendary member no less!):
thread kid like a kid, and age will following age, when the time is right, we must show how to make money properly. teaching about economic is good, but who want to tell economic to your kid?
maybe i will tell about spongebob, something funny, so my kid brain never think about bad things.