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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 17. (Read 59141 times)

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A shitpost, literally. What the heck Grin

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So basically here to disrupt the pooper scooper industry, gotta love the genuineness in these satires.
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A shitpost, literally. What the heck Grin

[ANN]Cockapoo - The utility based meme-token disrupting the dog sh*t industry
Community
Cockapoo is a community driven project, designed to promote long-term growth and profitability for its holders and community. We believe in a utilitarian approach, making decisions based on what brings the greatest value to our holders.

Tokenomics
We are a BEP20 token operating on Binance-Smart-Chain with a deflationary concept that charges a 8% transaction fee. The fee breaks down to a 2% redistribution, 4% LP allocation, 1% burn and 1% allocation to our operations and development fund.

Applications
We are currently developing a socialized NFT platform that will allow users to easily buy, sell and collaborate on projects. We are also developing a mobile application that will allow P2P payments for dog waste removal in streets and parks. Yup, we're monetizing dog shit and cleaning parks.

We're not just here to take shits. Read the story of how we plan to change the meme-coin industry for the better.

https://cockapootoken.com
https://twitter.com/cpootoken
https://t.me/cockapootoken
https://discord.com/invite/ageSjR8RWT
https://www.instagram.com/cockapootoken/
legendary
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On January 26th, 2021, I registered two accounts on the Bitcoin forum at the same time.

The names are ZOOOOM and CARYOSCAR. When I first started, I was not active in the forum.

 
I have been using an account named ZOOOOM. As a novice, I was not familiar with the rules of the forum at the beginning. I just wanted to share some of the opinions I saw, but it violated I violated the rules of plagiarism and was reported by forum members, and the moderator banned my account. I admit the mistakes I made.


So I started using my backup account and posted two posts. Please see the link below.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/respect-the-rules-of-the-forum-if-you-are-reported-by-someoneplease-forget-it-5348425


https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-do-newcomers-often-make-plagiarism-mistakes-5348431

In the first post, someone questioned me again. I took the initiative to admit that it was my backup account. I realized that I violated Article 25 of the forum rules. The content of the two posts I posted is very simple. The purpose is not to make the same mistakes made by novices who do not understand the rules of the forum.


At present, my account has not been banned. The reason is that the moderator has not seen it yet. I now make a request to the moderator: delete my main post. Please do not ban my account. I am not malicious.
the Irony is just too much!!!

OP's alt(ZOOOOM) got banned for plagiarism after creating a thread asking why no one was replying to his first post(which was plagiarised). then, OP's created a thread on his other account about respecting the forum rules and why newbies make plagiarism mistakes([1], [2]) but was called out by lovesmyfamilis for ban evasion in both threads where he admitted that ZOOM was his alt. after being called out by lovesmyfamilis, OP decided to create a ban appeal([1]) asking for his banned account to be unbanned.
HCP
legendary
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So, I stumbled on this little piece of irony...

Bitcointalk have never had spam post problem in the past, where is Mprep  Huh solid blockchain projects with real use cases like a real casino and high win rate like Earnbet isn't having as much publicity like this new guys Huh

From a guy who just seems to be spamming Earnbet links wherever he can... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

What I don't get, is that it doesn't even seem to be a referral link... so I'm not sure what the game is here... some sort of SEO thing to try and legitimise Earnbet by having as many links as possible indexed? Huh
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Your topic was impressive. It had good analysis knowledge. But the mining is happening every day, so it mean the bitcoin capacity is keep increasing everyday. When the traders is keep on increasing, we can able to see some rise bitcoin also. It's reason for not huge rise in the price of bitcoin.
Don't they understand that if you spit these nonsensical bullshit, you're actually defaming your product?
I looked at the thread from whence that post came, and I don't understand what you mean about defaming a product.  It seems like just another useless thread about some aspect of bitcoin that barely warrants a post about it, much less an entire thread full of them.

And reading the above shitpost, I'm reminded of the days when bitcointalk was full of posts like those.  You know, the "bitcoin has a bright future, is growing bigger and bigger day by day, etc., etc.".  It's almost jarring to see those posts are still being cranked out by members like DarkIT--but I guess it shouldn't be surprising.  Anyway, I wouldn't consider that shitpost to be funny, just a really stereotypical bloated hunk of nonsense made by sig spammer/bounty hunter.  Ugh.

Edit:  Oh wait, you mean defaming the product that he's advertising in his signature?  Yeah, in that case it does make sense, but that's what WPP ENERGY deserves if they choose to hire members like that to advertise for them.
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Your topic was impressive. It had good analysis knowledge. But the mining is happening every day, so it mean the bitcoin capacity is keep increasing everyday. When the traders is keep on increasing, we can able to see some rise bitcoin also. It's reason for not huge rise in the price of bitcoin.

Don't they understand that if you spit these nonsensical bullshit, you're actually defaming your product?
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🇺🇦 Glory to Ukraine!
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"impossible to be possible"... almost Shakespearean.

Yes. Sadly, Google Translate takes all the credit for this literal masterpiece.
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legendary
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Farewell, Leo
Bitcoin is the best online virtual cryptocurrency which have enough popularity among the all classes of people but it is very difficult to know the real practical value of Bitcoin. If it possible then it should be stablecoin. But impossible to be possible it a stable coin.

Oh-my-God.
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Hey, I still have some Yugoslav dinars lying around. Would anybody be interested in trading for bitcoins?  Cheesy

Maybe try to sell them on the Collectibles board? Someone might be collecting banknotes from failed countries, and that damn Yugoslavia is still popular in some parts of the world (China) - so if you have some banknotes with Tito, maybe some fanatical Chinese will see them - or go to the nearest Chinese shop  Wink
legendary
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Farewell, Leo
Bitcoin is actually a meta-universe constructed by Satoshi Nakamoto. The meta universe is an existence that transcends the reality of the universe, and naturally transcends the secular life of mankind, transcends human morality, law, religion, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, and is an objective existence like the su[/color]n, moon, and stars that is not subject to any human will.[/b]
This is something I couldn’t understand a few years ago,How can you accept this and viewpoint without the precipitation and accumulation of cognition.



(And then Google Translate)
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First time to post in this topic, but this really deserves its place in history.

I think your statement is not entirely true, because Japan was actually the first country that accepted Bitcoin as a "Currency" and even if some other countries does not accept it as a legal tender, people still buy and sell Bitcoin without their permission. Examples of countries where this is happening is Zimbabwe / Yugoslavia / Venezuela / Hungary ...where they are struggling with hyperinflation.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality Roll Eyes

Hey, I still have some Yugoslav dinars lying around. Would anybody be interested in trading for bitcoins?  Cheesy
legendary
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I'd wonder if that post was plagiarized if it weren't so bitcoin-specific and so poorly-written.  Unfortunately you're right, that dude is completely clueless.

He simply looked for the countries with the highest ever recorded inflation but didn't pay attention to the dates when that happened, no plagiarism, but yeah, funny.
In the next episode, we move to Burma making bitcoin legal tender.

Meanwhile, there is some advice on trading from elder flower brother, is that maybe Thranduil  Roll Eyes?

Flower elder brother said yesterday, bulls did not take 30 days average is difficult to stand firm, all such as flower elder brother forecast.  Back to today's disk, the currency fell below 30 - day moving average support, effective today drop-off rebound is cloth belt, bulls don't heavy on track in the forest and 30 - day moving average is a fable, also means that the short term there will not be too good rally, at the same time spend elder brother think is difficult, want to plunge more than $30000 will defend to the death,  The main grind you here repeatedly, repeatedly harvest, flower elder brother does not recommend you to operate in this Bitcoin, making money is difficult, but can imconsciously lose money, this month ETH is good, the trend is very strong, may come out of the independent market, the pullback can focus on the layout.  Support: 32500, pressure 36500.  

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He's Conor McGregor of bitcointalk  Tongue
OMG, that's hilarious!  I wouldn't call that a shitpost, just a funny one--and that's probably how he meant it.  It's rare nowadays that you see a newbie write like a crazed lunatic while actually making sense.  Oddly enough, I hope that guy sticks around and that I see his posts outside of Speculation (which I have on ignore).


Now that's a shitpost that's funny.  I saw that thread in my unread threads feed but didn't bother to click on it.  Had I done so I could have had a few seconds of amusement.  That'll teach me.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality Roll Eyes
I'd wonder if that post was plagiarized if it weren't so bitcoin-specific and so poorly-written.  Unfortunately you're right, that dude is completely clueless.
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First time to post in this topic, but this really deserves its place in history.

I think your statement is not entirely true, because Japan was actually the first country that accepted Bitcoin as a "Currency" and even if some other countries does not accept it as a legal tender, people still buy and sell Bitcoin without their permission. Examples of countries where this is happening is Zimbabwe / Yugoslavia / Venezuela / Hungary ...where they are struggling with hyperinflation.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality Roll Eyes
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This one might not make it through the night so it should be preserved here for future study... Its a rather eloquent glimpse into the mindset of the distraught Bitcoin trader... an outpouring of emotion induced by a lack of control over the situation. As such it is a metaphor for mankind's incessant struggle against nature. My name is Werner Herzog.

Imagine selling now.... Honestly man...Fooking imagine it... Looking at your fooking kids in the eyes and saying you know what "I'm real sorry my youtes daddy, daddy fucking got a sex change, you know what I mean no more big dick, daddy got fat pussy naw kaw you weakling". Fuck that man, I can't look my children in the eys that daddy sold on dumps.. ON FUCKING DUMPS MAN.... You FOOKING idiots... Who the fook is selling... I whoooIdon't know anyone selling. My team ent selling. I know BANG hunters ent fooking selling. Gem hunter ent selling. SO WHO THE FOOK is selling.
Michael Saylor BUYIN, Grayscale BUYIN, Elon Musk on the Tesla cashflow fund BUYING... SO WHO FA FOOK IS SELLING... I'll tell you whos selling... Lil weak hand pussy-os that didn't even want to be in the game in the first place. Didnt understand it. "I'm in it for the tech" Fuck off, you ain't in it for the shit.

He's Conor McGregor of bitcointalk  Tongue
legendary
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This one might not make it through the night so it should be preserved here for future study... Its a rather eloquent glimpse into the mindset of the distraught Bitcoin trader... an outpouring of emotion induced by a lack of control over the situation. As such it is a metaphor for mankind's incessant struggle against nature. My name is Werner Herzog.

Imagine selling now.... Honestly man...Fooking imagine it... Looking at your fooking kids in the eyes and saying you know what "I'm real sorry my youtes daddy, daddy fucking got a sex change, you know what I mean no more big dick, daddy got fat pussy naw kaw you weakling". Fuck that man, I can't look my children in the eys that daddy sold on dumps.. ON FUCKING DUMPS MAN.... You FOOKING idiots... Who the fook is selling... I whoooIdon't know anyone selling. My team ent selling. I know BANG hunters ent fooking selling. Gem hunter ent selling. SO WHO THE FOOK is selling.
Michael Saylor BUYIN, Grayscale BUYIN, Elon Musk on the Tesla cashflow fund BUYING... SO WHO FA FOOK IS SELLING... I'll tell you whos selling... Lil weak hand pussy-os that didn't even want to be in the game in the first place. Didnt understand it. "I'm in it for the tech" Fuck off, you ain't in it for the shit.
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Imma have to break out the heavy duty meds to treat the migraine I now have after attempting to read that post...  Roll Eyes

You may need your meds again:

   Plagiarized are not allowed , if there is no athourity to the owner who made the idea. Copyright, copying all the statement are plagiarize also ,stilling and selling without permission are also known plagiarized. Doing plagiarize will encounter a serious action due that they disobeyed the. Some consequences there reputation will destroy and inadequate. So what's the reason for doing this illegal copyright and stilling the other idea,  if that we can make our own idea and it is really overwhelmed when we the one who made our own without stilling idea and excert some efforts.
HCP
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Punctuation optional:

hello every one i want to sell it right price i just mentioned the price also i already made so much money from the site you can youtube it with the name of my site to see the proof not pics real proof i don't know why people having this problem when some one earn or having right thing come up with scam thing i provide all the legit thing also i want my site back because i know it will give me money every month i just need for this trade only


Imma have to break out the heavy duty meds to treat the migraine I now have after attempting to read that post...  Roll Eyes
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