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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 16. (Read 58896 times)

legendary
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Don't laugh bro. I met my fiancee in the 1xbit Casino chat box.
Lol, I don't recall you having such a sense of humor.  Nice to see that aspect of you (and the community in general; humor is something this forum has always lacked).

And hey, offline casinos can get you infected with much worse viruses--and other microscopic creepy-crawlers--than COVID, depending on who you should decide to bring back to the hotel in your drunken state.  It's probably in the best interest of one's health to keep the gambling strictly online.  Smiley

This person is like, "Welp, guess I gotta crank out a post with everything I know about the Olympics." *cracks knuckles*

And I like to think of this thread as a sort of "special" Olympics.
OMG, that's the type of post that's typical of chronic shitposters trying to fulfill a character quota for whatever bounty they're (likely) abusing.  That's also the reason I have P&S, Off-Topic, and a bunch of other sections on ignore.  Even if you put idiots like that one on your ignore list, it's guaranteed there'll be 4-5 more of them posting the same nonsense in the same thread.  You just can't keep up!
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I'll quote just the name, that's really all you need to realize how cuckoo the user is, but if want to know the date of the end of the world - feel free to click the link:

Best Regard,
The Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Christ Buddha

wow what was that... I mean "animal mindset" but which animal... by this did he try to degrade animals or humans? Way too deep philosophy...its our my head.

legendary
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I'll quote just the name, that's really all you need to realize how cuckoo the user is, but if want to know the date of the end of the world - feel free to click the link:

Best Regard,
The Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Christ Buddha
legendary
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Offline casinos are certainly interesting, you can meet new people who might be your friends or girlfriends.  but in this pandemic period, people are afraid to be there, this virus is very contagious, it is much better to play online gambling during this pandemic while hoping this will all end.

o)~_~(o

Don't laugh bro. I met my fiancee in the 1xbit Casino chat box.

She introduced me to a lovely Bitcoin exchange called hyper-doubler.biz where the membership is only $200 a week. Best of all I get to chat with my fiancee there for free. I'm planning on meeting her in the Ukraine next fall. I went to meet her last year but it turns out she couldn't meet because her grandmother was sick that week.



Aw man, my reading comprehension is bad today. It says "offline" casinos.

ABORT JOKE. I REPEAT. ABORT JOKE. ABORT!!!
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Offline casinos are certainly interesting, you can meet new people who might be your friends or girlfriends.  but in this pandemic period, people are afraid to be there, this virus is very contagious, it is much better to play online gambling during this pandemic while hoping this will all end.

o)~_~(o
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I know I still fuck my English up but I can confidently mock him for this.

joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read. what I find weird is that 4 pages into his post history you can properly read his post.
It seemed to me that machine translation is more readable
legendary
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joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read.
What I don't understand are the punctuation marks and the multiple full stops. What kind of crappy software provides such results? On a phone, the full stop is right next to the spacebar button. He might be typing it manually. But someone with such limited English language skills would surely make spelling mistakes as well, however, there are none in his posts. Spellcheck and Grammarly would surely fix that.  
now that you mention spell check and Grammarly, I think you're right. my phone does have a spell check feature. seeing that the period button(which I always accidentally push every time I type on my phone) is right next to the space bar on phones, it's probably the most likely scenario. I completely forgot about the spell check features on phones, that's why I thought of a translator.
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Bitcoin is the best online virtual cryptocurrency which have enough popularity among the all classes of people but it is very difficult to know the real practical value of Bitcoin. If it possible then it should be stablecoin. But impossible to be possible it a stable coin.

Oh-my-God.

+ W-T-F

Sometimes I also think negatively that bitcoin is made by criminals so that they can carry out criminal transactions through bitcoin.

We need cash that can be burnt during winter just like Pablo Escobar did. @least it can be used to generate heat that bitcoin isn't capable of

legendary
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Farewell, Leo. You will be missed!
joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read.
What I don't understand are the punctuation marks and the multiple full stops. What kind of crappy software provides such results? On a phone, the full stop is right next to the spacebar button. He might be typing it manually. But someone with such limited English language skills would surely make spelling mistakes as well, however, there are none in his posts. Spellcheck and Grammarly would surely fix that.  
legendary
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-snip
I know I still fuck my English up but I can confidently mock him for this.

joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read. what I find weird is that 4 pages into his post history you can properly read his post.
legendary
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Farewell, Leo. You will be missed!
What I am about to share is a double-double production by the same member. I think both posts need to be looked at for a better headache.

It begins with:
why most.people are reluctant.to talk about bitcoin maybe because they don't understand or because there.are many rejections from various countries.against bitcoin, maybe that could.be one of them.therefore if.this happens.it's not just a car that can.be used to buy bitcoin even there.are so many other examples.that can.be used to buy something but at this time we still can't.use it.we just need to wait for time for it.to hopefully.happen
Dude, you forgot a full stop at the end of your last sentence!

The 2nd part came soon after:
maybe many people will do this if.the company wants.to accept bitcoin as a means.of payment to buy a car, but for now we need a lot.of patience.to do this because in.my country the government has.not released.bitcoin as a legal currency in.Indonesia. my country, if.the government had.relieved.it then I would.have done that to buy a vehicle
sr. member
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Everyone likes sex sex but now everyone likes technology things for gifts a lot of good ideas as gifts for these teens who love all sincere games. Give a selfhelp manual on computer upgrades reference books new accessories or computer inventions flash drives video cards ultra sensitive mice a modern gift is a good camera tablet or e book. These are everyone's choice as gifts these gifts are easy to enjoy.

"Everyone likes sex sex..."

This guy's entire post history is just a collection of non-sequiturs and redundant phrasing of comments.
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Piss off, ghost!

i don't know about the law of copy paste , this is the internet
by the way , it is not because signature of 1xbit.com?
i think you have a problem with money and signature
why you don't send me a warn ,
i dont accept banning . you can ban my account but i am sure that ghosts will close bitcointalk
i prefer to unban my account
never close my account ,this is 3 years or more , the GOD is the strong not you
i need my account now , i need lot of changes and edite my past review , and you know about the ghosts?
i hope this site and forum bitcointalk will close soon for bitcoin crash and the world end

legendary
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Farewell, Leo
maybe that's the advantage of bitcoin over real money, those who commit criminal acts through bitcoin will not be able to track their whereabouts. Sometimes I also think negatively that bitcoin is made by criminals so that they can carry out criminal transactions through bitcoin, and on the other hand I also think positively that good people make bitcoins so that everyone can have additional income from trading, mining and investing.

Think positively. Just like dificanovi.
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So basically here to disrupt the pooper scooper industry, gotta love the genuineness in these satires.

As a dog owner, I don't mind them helping to manage my dog waste anytime
hero member
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A shitpost, literally. What the heck Grin

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So basically here to disrupt the pooper scooper industry, gotta love the genuineness in these satires.
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A shitpost, literally. What the heck Grin

[ANN]Cockapoo - The utility based meme-token disrupting the dog sh*t industry
Community
Cockapoo is a community driven project, designed to promote long-term growth and profitability for its holders and community. We believe in a utilitarian approach, making decisions based on what brings the greatest value to our holders.

Tokenomics
We are a BEP20 token operating on Binance-Smart-Chain with a deflationary concept that charges a 8% transaction fee. The fee breaks down to a 2% redistribution, 4% LP allocation, 1% burn and 1% allocation to our operations and development fund.

Applications
We are currently developing a socialized NFT platform that will allow users to easily buy, sell and collaborate on projects. We are also developing a mobile application that will allow P2P payments for dog waste removal in streets and parks. Yup, we're monetizing dog shit and cleaning parks.

We're not just here to take shits. Read the story of how we plan to change the meme-coin industry for the better.

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legendary
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On January 26th, 2021, I registered two accounts on the Bitcoin forum at the same time.

The names are ZOOOOM and CARYOSCAR. When I first started, I was not active in the forum.

 
I have been using an account named ZOOOOM. As a novice, I was not familiar with the rules of the forum at the beginning. I just wanted to share some of the opinions I saw, but it violated I violated the rules of plagiarism and was reported by forum members, and the moderator banned my account. I admit the mistakes I made.


So I started using my backup account and posted two posts. Please see the link below.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/respect-the-rules-of-the-forum-if-you-are-reported-by-someoneplease-forget-it-5348425


https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-do-newcomers-often-make-plagiarism-mistakes-5348431

In the first post, someone questioned me again. I took the initiative to admit that it was my backup account. I realized that I violated Article 25 of the forum rules. The content of the two posts I posted is very simple. The purpose is not to make the same mistakes made by novices who do not understand the rules of the forum.


At present, my account has not been banned. The reason is that the moderator has not seen it yet. I now make a request to the moderator: delete my main post. Please do not ban my account. I am not malicious.
the Irony is just too much!!!

OP's alt(ZOOOOM) got banned for plagiarism after creating a thread asking why no one was replying to his first post(which was plagiarised). then, OP's created a thread on his other account about respecting the forum rules and why newbies make plagiarism mistakes([1], [2]) but was called out by lovesmyfamilis for ban evasion in both threads where he admitted that ZOOM was his alt. after being called out by lovesmyfamilis, OP decided to create a ban appeal([1]) asking for his banned account to be unbanned.
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legendary
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So, I stumbled on this little piece of irony...

Bitcointalk have never had spam post problem in the past, where is Mprep  Huh solid blockchain projects with real use cases like a real casino and high win rate like Earnbet isn't having as much publicity like this new guys Huh

From a guy who just seems to be spamming Earnbet links wherever he can... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

What I don't get, is that it doesn't even seem to be a referral link... so I'm not sure what the game is here... some sort of SEO thing to try and legitimise Earnbet by having as many links as possible indexed? Huh
legendary
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Your topic was impressive. It had good analysis knowledge. But the mining is happening every day, so it mean the bitcoin capacity is keep increasing everyday. When the traders is keep on increasing, we can able to see some rise bitcoin also. It's reason for not huge rise in the price of bitcoin.
Don't they understand that if you spit these nonsensical bullshit, you're actually defaming your product?
I looked at the thread from whence that post came, and I don't understand what you mean about defaming a product.  It seems like just another useless thread about some aspect of bitcoin that barely warrants a post about it, much less an entire thread full of them.

And reading the above shitpost, I'm reminded of the days when bitcointalk was full of posts like those.  You know, the "bitcoin has a bright future, is growing bigger and bigger day by day, etc., etc.".  It's almost jarring to see those posts are still being cranked out by members like DarkIT--but I guess it shouldn't be surprising.  Anyway, I wouldn't consider that shitpost to be funny, just a really stereotypical bloated hunk of nonsense made by sig spammer/bounty hunter.  Ugh.

Edit:  Oh wait, you mean defaming the product that he's advertising in his signature?  Yeah, in that case it does make sense, but that's what WPP ENERGY deserves if they choose to hire members like that to advertise for them.
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