Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 28.

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Quote from: bullrun2024bro on May 14, 2020, 07:54:59 AM

Oh dear, I found another gem today, which really made me laugh. I think this one fits perfectly here. Reading is tough nowadays. Do you think he qualified? Cheesy

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Oh dear, I found another gem today, which really made me laugh. I think this one fits perfectly here. Reading is tough nowadays. Do you think he qualified? Cheesy

Link to the thread.

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Quote from: Cean on May 09, 2020, 11:21:30 AM

Yet another, Trust abuser. Shitposter. I will see you guys when fucking Beta is set standart in this forum. Fucking double standard people. r/europe fucktards.

r/europe fucktards sounds like a pretty good subreddit.

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More comedy gold from the loudmouth altcoin huckster:

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One thing that we can say is probable, is that the value of BTC will most likely fall below that of BCH and BSV as these projects have for the most part managed to preserve the original functionality of Bitcoin which is superior to the crippled version currently deployed.

Honestly, what recreational substances are these kooks on? Cheesy

Perhaps they need to revisit the dictionary definitions of "probable", "likely" and "superior", as they appear to have lost all concept of what those words mean.

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Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 06:28:23 AM

Quote from: Official james on April 29, 2020, 10:04:05 AM

Thanks man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

His "girlfriend". Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me to make out like he's not begging for merits and he's trying to guilt trip you that his relationship depends on it. If anyone's relationship depends on getting merits from this forum then that person probably isn't worth being around, but I don't believe what they're saying.

Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 11:16:53 AM

Quote from: nutildah on April 29, 2020, 06:59:40 AM

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

People usually release tinder messages when they're incredibly sleazy or laughable. That message would probably fall into the latter. I think in 99% of cases private messages should remain private, but of course this is the internet and if you're potentially worried about something embarrassing I really wouldn't send it digitally, especially not to a stranger, and in this case I do think that message is BS (and probably spam).

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How to store your seed phrase:

Quote from: MrFreeDragon on April 29, 2020, 11:58:33 AM

The question is about 1BTC Cool

No need to oversecure it. Saving on cloud drive also could be fine, however just encrypt the data before uploading it there. And make the offline bacup also.

Short example of ecnryption with online tool https://encode-decode.com/aes256-encrypt-online/

Encryption secret (the one used to encrypt): BlackHatCoiner
Then store the message on cloud drive in this format:

Code:

l/e5nTbRjziT5lTT+VSJ9RQecY01EM7+vbUinVywjdLsnQmaayK5Krq2WP51PXa9kQauKfPUKffr/cv3/9ivL99m9wXESq99OS/KqI45du6LbuvLhDF9y1ZnMyzUJsX1eZoGTfkDlgh8X/KOLzjeNg==

For encryption/decryption other cipthers/tools could be used of course.

EDIT: added code tag for the encrypted string

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Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 11:16:53 AM

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

What did he (james) PM you about previously? No need to reveal the full contents, just some backstory will do.

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Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 06:28:23 AM

Quote from: Official james on April 29, 2020, 10:04:05 AM

[snip]

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

That's what you call Relationship Goals Cheesy

. Anyway, though it was a little bit weird that he take earning merit so seriously but still there's nothing wrong it. What ever you did to him, be glad that he sincerely appreciated your good deed. Shaming him this way is not what he deserve.

Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 11:16:53 AM

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

I can't say anything but 'God bless'.

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Quote from: nutildah on April 29, 2020, 06:59:40 AM

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

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Quote from: CristianOff on April 29, 2020, 06:28:23 AM

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs. He wrote to you in confidence. I would honestly just tell him to concentrate on writing more informative posts, but start by reading as much about crypto as he can before he tries. Right now his posts are pretty shit. He has no idea how this whole thing works, but he's looking to you for advice.

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Quote from: Official james on April 29, 2020, 10:04:05 AM

Thanks man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

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Quote from: btcltcdigger on April 25, 2020, 02:27:56 PM

Quote from: Soldierswitlittlefaith on April 21, 2020, 05:37:22 AM

@Timmzzy, yes Africa is included now that the virus has gone VIRAL.

It doesn't get any better than this Cheesy

It's only logical... Grin

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Quote from: Soldierswitlittlefaith on April 21, 2020, 05:37:22 AM

@Timmzzy, yes Africa is included now that the virus has gone VIRAL.

It doesn't get any better than this Cheesy

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Quote from: Pmalek on April 22, 2020, 12:35:32 PM

I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.

NGL I have no clue what he's rambling on about 99.9% of the time.

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Quote from: Probinus on June 29, 2018, 08:44:17 AM

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

Wow I Think this is funnier, sometimes it's better only to ready on the threads as people make fun out of you for your mistakes

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Quote from: Pmalek on April 22, 2020, 12:35:32 PM

I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.

That is not fair, this is the best thread because of the laugh you get reading all these responses and i usually venture all the past posts of these users for the fun of it Cheesy

. He is really funny and i found many funny posts, next time do not forget to post the link Wink

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PS: If he wants to change his style after getting this fame, it will help him if he wants to improve, so it is a help in disguise and not ridiculing in the long run.

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Buying a drug with bitcoin will not be easy it will take a long time There are many countries in the world where transactions with Bitcoin are not possible and many companies will not support it as money is needed. In most countries money is available for the purchase of medical products.

Quote from: Subbir on April 21, 2020, 11:51:10 PM

It's just a stimulus they are going to the pump on faith the market just in case they're damaged by the market whales I do not think it is a package purchase they buy without being conscious of the investment. therein case drop the Coinbase If there was an honest idea he would analyze the markets alright and therefore the amount of investment would increase.

Quote from: Subbir on April 21, 2020, 11:40:19 PM

The coordination of every country has been stopped to beat the Corona epidemic However the administration is going to be formed through blockchain Although globalization has an impression on globalization within the development of industrialized countries it's no effect on the blockchain The blockchain is under the control of the govt and acts as directed by the govt.

Quote from: SUMBI99 on April 24, 2020, 05:15:04 AM

Quote from: Probinus on June 29, 2018, 08:44:17 AM

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

Wow I Think this is funnier, sometimes it's better only to ready on the threads as people make fun out of you for your mistakes

This is better Tongue

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I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.

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grace campaigns, the location you're employed on... Huh

I thought maybe he was having difficulties getting his point across so I checked his other posts. Just before that masterpiece he created this:

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We use shampoo to clean our hair Dirty hair makes the head very heavy and dandruff is very harmful to our health. We also use shampoo to keep the hair moisturized.

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From a thread titled "Craig W. only claims to be Satoshi, because he knows the real Satoshi is dead?"

Quote from: Casdinyard on April 22, 2020, 09:20:34 AM

If you guys are watching him for a long time, you should what he is doing with us, he keep on claiming that he is the creator of bitcoin then he spit some negativity to it, from that phase you should have know what he is trying to do with your mind. He is just setting your mind to hate him and love more bitcoin, and from that you guys will have the courage to invest more in bitcoin on which he privately holds a lot of it. Craig is a smart person, he would not be this too low if he does not want something in exchange.

The worst part of this post is, he is replying to Greg Maxwell! Cheesy

I read through this guy's post history. The account seems to have the same owner over the last 5 years. He springs to life every 6 months ago to apply for a sig campaign and crank out a few shitposts. This time around he got lucky, so his "productivity" has been unusually high. I look forward to more pearls of wisdom from him.

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Quote from: HCP on April 19, 2020, 09:35:58 PM

Is it a bit cynical to think that this is:

a. an attempt to gain merits by trying to look clever/knowledgeable
b. an attempt to spread malware
c. both

Huh

Based on his posting history, he's likely trying to achieve point (a).

Most probably the program is just to demonstrate how it works.

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