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legendary
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More comedy gold from the loudmouth altcoin huckster:

One thing that we can say is probable, is that the value of BTC will most likely fall below that of BCH and BSV as these projects have for the most part managed to preserve the original functionality of Bitcoin which is superior to the crippled version currently deployed.

Honestly, what recreational substances are these kooks on?   Cheesy

Perhaps they need to revisit the dictionary definitions of "probable", "likely" and "superior", as they appear to have lost all concept of what those words mean.
legendary
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Thanks  man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.
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Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

His "girlfriend". Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me to make out like he's not begging for merits and he's trying to guilt trip you that his relationship depends on it. If anyone's relationship depends on getting merits from this forum then that person probably isn't worth being around, but I don't believe what they're saying.

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

People usually release tinder messages when they're incredibly sleazy or laughable. That message would probably fall into the latter. I think in 99% of cases private messages should remain private, but of course this is the internet and if you're potentially worried about something embarrassing I really wouldn't send it digitally, especially not to a stranger, and in this case I do think that message is BS (and probably spam).
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How to store your seed phrase:

The question is about 1BTC  Cool
No need to oversecure it. Saving on cloud drive also could be fine, however just encrypt the data before uploading it there. And make the offline bacup also.

Short example of ecnryption with online tool https://encode-decode.com/aes256-encrypt-online/

Encryption secret (the one used to encrypt): BlackHatCoiner
Then store the message on cloud drive in this format:

Code:
l/e5nTbRjziT5lTT+VSJ9RQecY01EM7+vbUinVywjdLsnQmaayK5Krq2WP51PXa9kQauKfPUKffr/cv3/9ivL99m9wXESq99OS/KqI45du6LbuvLhDF9y1ZnMyzUJsX1eZoGTfkDlgh8X/KOLzjeNg==

For encryption/decryption other cipthers/tools could be used of course.

EDIT: added code tag for the encrypted string

 Cool
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I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

What did he (james) PM you about previously? No need to reveal the full contents, just some backstory will do.
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Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits
That's what you call Relationship Goals Cheesy. Anyway, though it was a little bit weird that he take earning merit so seriously but still there's nothing wrong it. What ever you did to him, be glad that he sincerely appreciated your good deed. Shaming him this way is not what he deserve.
I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.
I can't say anything but 'God bless'.
member
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That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.
legendary
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From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs. He wrote to you in confidence. I would honestly just tell him to concentrate on writing more informative posts, but start by reading as much about crypto as he can before he tries. Right now his posts are pretty shit. He has no idea how this whole thing works, but he's looking to you for advice.
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Thanks  man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.
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Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits
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legendary
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@Timmzzy, yes Africa is included now that the virus has gone VIRAL.

It doesn't get any better than this Cheesy

It's only logical... Grin
hero member
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@Timmzzy, yes Africa is included now that the virus has gone VIRAL.

It doesn't get any better than this Cheesy
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I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.


NGL I have no clue what he's rambling on about 99.9% of the time.
jr. member
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You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

 Roll Eyes Wow I Think this is funnier, sometimes it's better only to ready on the threads as people make fun out of you for your mistakes 
hero member
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I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.
That is not fair, this is the best thread because of the laugh you get reading all these responses and i usually venture all the past posts of these users for the fun of it Cheesy.  He is really funny and i found many funny posts, next time do not forget to post the link Wink.

PS: If he wants to change his style after getting this fame, it will help him if he wants to improve, so it is a help in disguise and not ridiculing in the long run.

We use shampoo to clean our hair Dirty hair makes the head very heavy and dandruff is very harmful to our health. We also use shampoo to keep the hair moisturized.

Buying a drug with bitcoin will not be easy it will take a long time  There are many countries in the world where transactions with Bitcoin are not possible and many companies will not support it as money is needed. In most countries money is available for the purchase of medical products.

It's just a stimulus they are going to the pump on faith the market just in case they're damaged by the market whales I do not think it is a package purchase they buy without being conscious of the investment. therein case drop the Coinbase If there was an honest idea  he would analyze the markets alright and therefore the amount of investment would increase.

The coordination of every country has been stopped to beat the Corona epidemic However the administration is going to be formed through blockchain Although globalization has an impression on globalization within the development of industrialized countries it's no effect on the blockchain The blockchain is under the control of the govt and acts as directed by the govt.

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.
Roll Eyes Wow I Think this is funnier, sometimes it's better only to ready on the threads as people make fun out of you for your mistakes 
This is better  Tongue Cheesy.
legendary
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I usually don't post here, but I found these two gems by the same 'author' and I had to share it. I decided to remove the links and name of said 'creator' because I don't want to ridicule him.

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grace campaigns, the location you're employed on...  Huh

I thought maybe he was having difficulties getting his point across so I checked his other posts. Just before that masterpiece he created this:

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We use shampoo to clean our hair Dirty hair makes the head very heavy and dandruff is very harmful to our health. We also use shampoo to keep the hair moisturized.

legendary
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From a thread titled "Craig W. only claims to be Satoshi, because he knows the real Satoshi is dead?"

If you guys are watching him for a long time, you should what he is doing with us, he keep on claiming that he is the creator of bitcoin then he spit some negativity to it, from that phase you should have know what he is trying to do with your mind. He is just setting your mind to hate him and love more bitcoin, and from that you guys will have the courage to invest more in bitcoin on which he privately holds a lot of it. Craig is a smart person, he would not be this too low if he does not want something in exchange.



The worst part of this post is, he is replying to Greg Maxwell!  Cheesy

I read through this guy's post history. The account seems to have the same owner over the last 5 years. He springs to life every 6 months ago to apply for a sig campaign and crank out a few shitposts. This time around he got lucky, so his "productivity" has been unusually high. I look forward to more pearls of wisdom from him.
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Is it a bit cynical to think that this is:

a. an attempt to gain merits by trying to look clever/knowledgeable
b. an attempt to spread malware
c. both

Huh

Based on his posting history, he's likely trying to achieve point (a).

Most probably the program is just to demonstrate how it works.
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legendary
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Pretty much EVERYTHING in this post...

It broke my brain trying to read the explanations and definitions... and the code is very primitive.
Good day people and especially to the newbies are getting curious how does the bitcoin address or any other altcoins address generated?. Today I made a basic concept system that is open for everybody that you try How does the address generated but first I would like you to introduce how does it work. Into the world of cryptocurrency, we need to make it secured all the time the address is generated randomly and check by the system it is already taken or not, after that, they will now generate the hash.

What is Hash/Hashing?
Hash is used to encrypting the password, emails, address or other information must be hidden or secured.
How the receiver and the sender get the key to unhash?
If both parties make some transaction they the sender already sent the key to the receiver so they can get the information easily.
What are the benefits of hashing?
Hashing is good to avoid from the hackers because the only one can open the code is the receiver and the hacker takes time to decode the hash.

Introduction to System.
1. Click generate. - the system will automatically create a random letter and number.

2. Click Encrypt. - to make it encrypted. The sender will send the encrypted message to the receiver.

3. Click Decrypt. -to make decrypted. The receiver uses the key to received and open the message.

Code:
Random r = new Random();
        char[] codes = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwzyz0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ".ToArray();
        string output;
        void generateKey(int gkey)
        {
            output = null;
            for (int x = 0; x < codes.Length; x++)
            {
              output += codes[r.Next(0, codes.Length)];
            }

            t1bx.Text = output;
        }

        private void B_generate_Click(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e)
        {
            generateKey(10);
        }

        static string ComputeSha256Hash(string rawData)
        {
            // Create a SHA256   
            using (SHA256 sha256Hash = SHA256.Create())
            {
                // ComputeHash - returns byte array 
                byte[] bytes = sha256Hash.ComputeHash(Encoding.UTF8.GetBytes(rawData));

                // Convert byte array to a string   
                StringBuilder builder = new StringBuilder();
                for (int i = 0; i < bytes.Length; i++)
                {
                    builder.Append(bytes[i].ToString("x2"));
                }
                return builder.ToString();
            }
        }

        static string ComputeSha256Hash2(string rawData)
        {
            // Create a SHA256   
            using (SHA256 sha256Hash = SHA256.Create())
            {
                // ComputeHash - returns byte array 
                byte[] bytes = sha256Hash.ComputeHash(Encoding.UTF32.GetBytes(rawData));

                // Convert byte array to a string   
                StringBuilder builder = new StringBuilder();
                for (int i = 0; i < bytes.Length; i++)
                {
                    builder.Append(bytes[i].ToString("x2"));
                }
                return builder.ToString();
            }
        }

        private void B_hash_Click(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e)
        {
            txtbx_hash.Text = ComputeSha256Hash(output);
        }

        private void B_decrypt_Click(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e)
        {
            txtbx_dec.Text = output;
        }



Ps. This is came to my knowledge and understanding I hope I help you a lot. Here is the project file if you want to test
Click here to download the file[This will direct to google drive].

Is it a bit cynical to think that this is:

a. an attempt to gain merits by trying to look clever/knowledgeable
b. an attempt to spread malware
c. both

Huh
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I was surprised when you posted an article accusing me of being on Bitcointalk.
I am already shittin' in my pants, someone is about to accuse me too for being on bitcointalk 😬
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