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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 64. (Read 60147 times)

legendary
Activity: 2436
Merit: 1561
The new restrictions hit really hard. Meet huydai, up until today he was living a dream life of 'bounty man', but Theymos' announcement forced him to make his 1st non-bounty claim post in his career (current post count 1160):

very much bouty need jr member . and difficult to have a metrit i have 238 activity but not get metrit . today i become newbie verry sad i think better if need 200 activity to become jr. even 5p i can post 1 that meaning i only can work 20 bouty for a day before i can made 100 . what can i do now give up a dream become a bouty man find a other work ?
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114

"I urge all concerned forum participants to sign the petition! Since the new rules in obtaining ranks limit us and give privileges to old users, as the competition for them will be less!"

What's funny about this is if you're not actively trying to profit from the forum, then the new rules have absolutely zero impact on your ability to enjoy the forum, except for potentially increasing it.

For the first 4 years I was a member of the forum I never took part in a sig campaign, and technically still haven't. I just have my current one up for Bruno. In the meantime I got a full-time job as a cryptocurrency writer, largely thanks to all the things I learned from this forum. A couple of times I really tried hard to encourage Merit Complainers about the benefits of the forum as an educational tool, but everybody seems to only want the easy money, destined to spend their career here as a Jr. Member, or now possibly even Newbie.

As a testament to the triumph of the human spirit, this guy, on the other hand, just can't be put down!



To think, over 1100 posts (many of which are bounty reports), not 1 merit, doesn't flinch when he's demoted to noob.
legendary
Activity: 2912
Merit: 6403
Blackjack.fun
Well, this is why I envy campaign managers and admins here
Not only do campaign managers have a lot of sluts to give away but ...

Someone like thymos gets a lot of massages every day.

Oh, my bad I thought he was talking about thermos  Grin
member
Activity: 126
Merit: 15
Fast, Smart, Trustworthy
This newbie looks like even the forum rules are too lazy to start posting everywhere, all its posts are replied to in the English section with local language(Looks like it is Russian).
I am sure he is too lazy to read the forum rules. As a spamer, he is incompetent. Grin

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/cryptoasya-2373634
legendary
Activity: 2968
Merit: 3061
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Inspired by xtraelv

My best memories 10/10/2017 my birthday party .because my friends Me birthday Many pompically Do it.
pompically?

In either that what is your best memory thread or one like what was the best day of your life someone actually wrote "the day I was born" lol. I tried searching for the post but maybe they got nuked, but I think it was the "what is your best memory" thread because I remember chuckling at the thought of him actually "remembering" his birth  Cheesy.

full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
From the "Why the rank does not grow" [sic] thread:

...You just need to improve the quality of their messages and do not write any nonsense, kotoroy on the forum and so the blockage.  ...

I like to put on my kotoroy pants and go dances at the discos.

member
Activity: 154
Merit: 30
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Inspired by xtraelv

My best memories 10/10/2017 my birthday party .because my friends Me birthday Many pompically Do it.
pompically?

My one choose bitcoin trading and exchange site .while should more used in marketplace/online shop.
full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.
Oh wow, never know that John Titor has bitcointalk account.

I totally forgot about John Titor, but that is a classic piece of internet lore there!

member
Activity: 80
Merit: 10
DAMN SON!
One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.
Oh wow, never know that John Titor has bitcointalk account.
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.


The rice man time travelling back to 2027


My Favoriute summer resort Maldives .because There are many colds in the summer.


He likes the flu.


My favorite online games blackjack..Because I can pass a long time


Blackjack and flatulence.



Clash of clean.BRIDG.Mahjong Dimesion.Teen patti.Teen patti Gold.Mahjong Candy.Pyramid solitaire!



Clash of clean. Where janitors battle it out.
full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184

@hilariousetc

I have a question.
I reported the user First777 over 15 times within a month.

How much do you want to ban this guy? I have $4.37 left in my pocket

Are you kidding?! First777 is comedy gold!  Grin

And by gold I mean pyrite... or maybe even a rock spray-painted yellow.


EDIT - You just know you are going to find good stuff in a thread asking how to get a beautiful woman:

Hello, I have known a very beautiful girl for a long time, nearly six years. I want her but I just can't seem to get it right. When we were younger I was a geeky unfashioned guy, and she was into fashionable skinny guys with cool talks and walks. Over time I lost my geeky uncool side for her and grew long hair and started wearing skinnies and trying to be cool. Now she is not into that anymore. She likes guys who are mature and loaded with money. I am totally lost. Any advice? She just keeps changing.

Started wearing skinnies, you say? Why does that remind me of, "it puts the lotion in the basket"?!
copper member
Activity: 2338
Merit: 4543
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Plagiarizing shit posts with spelling errors.  Roll Eyes


This project is really valuable. Serious goals, determinant team and clear paln
I'd like to join your team

This project is really valuable. Serious goals, determinant team and clear paln
I'd like to join your team

Great project!
This project is really valuable. Serious goals, determinant team and clear paln

legendary
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1166
🤩Finally Married🤩
I have $4.37 left in my pocket

I'll even give you another $1 to make it $5 Smiley Just a donation to give that guy a punishment suitable for his wrong deeds. Grin

edited:

-snip

Well for that kind of question, I think I'll consider slapping anybody for 10 BTCs with its current value Smiley
copper member
Activity: 2940
Merit: 4101
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@hilariousetc

I have a question.
I reported the user First777 over 15 times within a month.

How much do you want to ban this guy? I have $4.37 left in my pocket
legendary
Activity: 2968
Merit: 3061
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legendary
Activity: 4354
Merit: 3614
what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
I suggest thresholds of 10, 100, 250, 500, and 1000 merits and the certificates could award titles like "Member", "Full Member", "Sr. Member", "Hero Member", and "Legendary". The forum could even show those titles under the user name. It's a shame that theymos is too busy and will never implement this.

im quoting this so if theymos even implements it you get the credit and he cant claim the idea for himself.

oh, wait..
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
It looks like we can pin a Certificate of Merit on the wall on some places…
It reminds me of when I used to go to swimming lessons at school: you would get a badge for 10m, 25m, 50m and 100m. We could get a certificate when reaching similar landmarks in terms of merit...

I suggest thresholds of 10, 100, 250, 500, and 1000 merits and the certificates could award titles like "Member", "Full Member", "Sr. Member", "Hero Member", and "Legendary". The forum could even show those titles under the user name. It's a shame that theymos is too busy and will never implement this.
legendary
Activity: 2338
Merit: 10802
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain
Is there a way to have a useful article for the community? I always try to use my knowledge to create value for the community but I have not been praised and granted a certificate of merit
It looks like we can pin a Certificate of Merit on the wall on some places…
It reminds me of when I used to go to swimming lessons at school: you would get a badge for 10m, 25m, 50m and 100m. We could get a certificate when reaching similar landmarks in terms of merit...
full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
After learning about the questionable proclivities of Indians and Fillipinos, I found this unanswered gem on off-topic:

You still could go to some industry or some university or the government and if you could persuade them you had something on the ball—why, then, they might put up the cash after cutting themselves in on just about all of the profits. And, naturally, they'd run the show because it was their money and all you had done was the sweating and the bleeding.

  Undecided
full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
Saw this thread today on off topic:

"Why do Indians and Filipinos have sex with goats?"

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-do-indians-and-filipinos-have-sex-with-goats-5026801

What is seen cannot be unseen...

maybe they feel a tremendous sensation, and why goats, because goats are animals that are less aggressive to attack humans, so they can choose goats to vent their sexual desires
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