Saw this thread today on off topic:
"Why do Indians and Filipinos have sex with goats?"
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-do-indians-and-filipinos-have-sex-with-goats-5026801
Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 65. (Read 60080 times)
September 12, 2018, 11:18:55 AM
September 12, 2018, 10:47:41 AM
I think of these altcoins as being the best to invest in, what do you think?
1. Litecoin, launched in the year 2011 was the initial cryptocurrency following bitcoin.
2. Ethereum
3. Zcash
4. Dash
5. Ripple
6.Monero
1. Litecoin, launched in the year 2011 was the initial cryptocurrency following bitcoin.
2. Ethereum
3. Zcash
4. Dash
5. Ripple
6.Monero
Why didn't you mention ETH?
Hahahaha
What the Hell
? suchmoon i guess you are right with the aliens , because they know nothing ! . Oh I forgot I'm a newbie too
. I laughed at least a minute in this quote TBH
. September 12, 2018, 10:33:38 AM
Wow he just wants it straight up for free?
I'm offended nobody ever asks me for my account.
I'm offended nobody ever asks me for my account.
Let me help you relieve the pain.
Sir. Would you quit Bitcointalk and Give me your Precious Account for free
I promise to use it in good deeds and never post anything that seems to be like shits in this community 
Or if it has a price I would likely buy it for $1
Edited:
Now that I have done it
I will sonn get a Red Tag from The Pharmacist sooner or later haha
September 12, 2018, 09:43:24 AM
« Sent to: vapourminer on: August 10, 2018, 12:44:28 PM »
!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
hi sir please give me your account bitcointalk
!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
hi sir please give me your account bitcointalk
Wow he just wants it straight up for free?
I'm offended nobody ever asks me for my account.
September 12, 2018, 06:17:46 AM
We're doomed. Shitposting bounty-hunting aliens are capturing the Galaxy.
crap. there goes the neighborhood.
on a another note, this wasnt posted publically but gave me a chuck nonetheless. got this in a PM a while back:
Quote
(No subject)
« Sent to: vapourminer on: August 10, 2018, 12:44:28 PM »
!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
hi sir please give me your account bitcointalk
« Sent to: vapourminer on: August 10, 2018, 12:44:28 PM »
!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
hi sir please give me your account bitcointalk
September 12, 2018, 05:24:45 AM
I really don't know what's happening to the people right now, but in the least sense I can tell that these are the works of babies ( well, yah know, babies just do what they can see , and doesn't even bother whether they're doing is right or wrong ) These bounty hunters are even getting more insane as time passes by, and the work loads for reporters are also getting bigger.
You guys are unbelievable, if it's on me... I'd rather not waste my time reporting over and over again
I'll just do what Jet Cash usually do... Oh, well... I'm outta here. When we allow people to get paid for doing nothing but copy and pasting then why wouldn't they do it? Not only can you earn a good amount of money from this board merely for posting but you can also do so for free. Just fire up some bots, and they will do the copy and pasting and text spinning for you. All you need to do is sit back and watch the money come rolling in. Sure, we'll waste hours of our time playing cat and mouse with them and catching a few of them every other day in the process, but when you've got hundreds if not thousands of accounts losing a couple will just become an occupational hazard to these farmers. The culture around here really needs to change. Signatures from lower ranks need to be removed completely and badly run ICO campaigns who constantly pay for spam and copy and pasting need to be banished. The quality of content around here could change drastically, but it won't the longer the admins continue to do nothing and ignore it. In fact, it just gets worse.
September 12, 2018, 01:13:06 AM
I think of these altcoins as being the best to invest in, what do you think?
1. Litecoin, launched in the year 2011 was the initial cryptocurrency following bitcoin.
2. Ethereum
3. Zcash
4. Dash
5. Ripple
6.Monero
1. Litecoin, launched in the year 2011 was the initial cryptocurrency following bitcoin.
2. Ethereum
3. Zcash
4. Dash
5. Ripple
6.Monero
Why didn't you mention ETH?
Hahahaha
What the Hell
? suchmoon i guess you are right with the aliens , because they know nothing ! September 12, 2018, 12:09:52 AM
I really don't know what's happening to the people right now, but in the least sense I can tell that these are the works of babies ( well, yah know, babies just do what they can see , and doesn't even bother whether they're doing is right or wrong ) These bounty hunters are even getting more insane as time passes by, and the work loads for reporters are also getting bigger.
You guys are unbelievable, if it's on me... I'd rather not waste my time reporting over and over again
I'll just do what Jet Cash usually do... Oh, well... I'm outta here. 
September 11, 2018, 10:27:59 PM
We're doomed. Shitposting bounty-hunting aliens are capturing the Galaxy.
Copypasta of course.
Hey
By the way, have you seen guys, what's happen in Bounty thread? It isunbelievable support.
I believe that our great idea will capture the Galaxy. We need a landing page, to promote it.
By the way, have you seen guys, what's happen in Bounty thread? It isunbelievable support.
I believe that our great idea will capture the Galaxy. We need a landing page, to promote it.
Copypasta of course.
September 11, 2018, 05:37:37 AM
This is a multi-line shitposter (as opposed to "good project" and other one-line shitposters) who never quotes anyone or replies to anyone or anything except the thread title:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
It looks like he is posting a bunch of incoherent crap in the majority of his post and otherwise agreeing with the title. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I second to this,they are ravenous individuals shitty site completely wacky ,I educate individuals to haul out with respect to bountyhives, and join bitcointalk.org ,satoshi created btc to check eagerness and get ride of unified frameworks, blacklist bountyhives.
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
They looked like copy and pastes to me initially but I can't find any evidence of that, but he's probably using a text spinner and that's why his posts seem a little off. Check this post out below. He's posting about Ripple but seemingly refers to is as "Swell" which is surely a synonym for 'Ripple' (unless there is a Business called "Swell" that has invested in Ripple):
Tron is as yet developing while swell has colossal plunges over some stretch of time. Be that as it may, I trust Ripple will exceed Tron big time as Ripple's trade charge is very less. Additionally, Ripple has been in the news for a long time now and it has been the few digital forms of money close by bitcoin and ethereum to be recorded in significant trades. On the off chance that you are having Ripple, hold it for additional time and don't stress. Swell's sponsorship is awesome and the innovation will before long be found in significant banks everywhere throughout the globe. HODL!!
I found one other mention of Swell in that thread here which has almost certainly been changed ripple for swell:
Swell is made as a computerized resource/money like bitcoin. Tron is made for advanced media makers to give them full control and proprietorship to their substance. You're contrasting apples and oranges.
Edit. Got both these bastards. Both copy and pasting and text spinning:
Tron is still growing while ripple has huge dips over a period of time. But I believe Ripple will outdo Tron big time as Ripple's exchange fee is quite less. Also, Ripple has been in the news for quite a while now and it has been the few cryptocurrencies alongside bitcoin and ethereum to be listed in major exchanges. If you are having Ripple, hold it for more time and don't worry. Ripple's backing is great and the technology will soon be seen in major banks all over the globe. HODL!!
Ripple is made as a digital asset/currency like bitcoin. Tron is made for digital media creators to give them full control and ownership to their content. You're comparing apples and oranges.
Both Juniors. Junior Member signatures need to go otherwise we're playing cat and mouse with these idiots and it's too difficult/time-consuming to spot/investigate.
September 10, 2018, 09:59:57 PM
This is a multi-line shitposter (as opposed to "good project" and other one-line shitposters) who never quotes anyone or replies to anyone or anything except the thread title:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
It looks like he is posting a bunch of incoherent crap in the majority of his post and otherwise agreeing with the title. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I second to this,they are ravenous individuals shitty site completely wacky ,I educate individuals to haul out with respect to bountyhives, and join bitcointalk.org ,satoshi created btc to check eagerness and get ride of unified frameworks, blacklist bountyhives.
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
September 10, 2018, 09:22:51 PM
This is a multi-line shitposter (as opposed to "good project" and other one-line shitposters) who never quotes anyone or replies to anyone or anything except the thread title:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42470967
I second to this,they are ravenous individuals shitty site completely wacky ,I educate individuals to haul out with respect to bountyhives, and join bitcointalk.org ,satoshi created btc to check eagerness and get ride of unified frameworks, blacklist bountyhives.
I hesitate to report it though. There is some effort in that shit, in a "mad as a hatter" kind of way. Also bonus points for involving satoshi.
September 10, 2018, 05:34:41 PM
This one cracked me up today. It just shows people don't read anything before they post or this guy has a really dry sense of sarcasm.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.45347060 and then scroll up to the post above....
Inactivity makes the project look bad. Never-mind that there are massive messages showing that the it has a proven fake team.
September 10, 2018, 05:03:15 PM
~snip
Are you trying to shitpost in a shitpost "reveal" thread? That's some daring level of irony. Hell, we've even had a couple of plagiarists wander into this thread. I nailed one back on post #251, and said user even had the audacity to post a ban appeal: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/banned-for-5025498!
September 10, 2018, 04:31:25 PM
Indeed. How much times I saw the same kind of posts, if I would create a topic about that and report all of those weak posters the thread would be veeeery long, so long that it would be boring to read, cause of the most of reported posts would look as combination of hundreds of "interesting project".
What is the target of all those people who never will rank up with such kind of posts?
Are you trying to shitpost in a shitpost "reveal" thread? That's some daring level of irony. What is the target of all those people who never will rank up with such kind of posts?
September 10, 2018, 12:20:49 PM
This is my favorite answer on topic "Invest or hold?"
it's better to be able to invest right away because if we just keep holding it we will be harmed by the naughty par ahacker to take the money we already have without us knowing and also we can be sent to jail.
September 10, 2018, 02:14:53 AM
They dont even try anymore i thought this one was funny/fail
that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
Indeed. How much times I saw the same kind of posts, if I would create a topic about that and report all of those weak posters the thread would be veeeery long, so long that it would be boring to read, cause of the most of reported posts would look as combination of hundreds of "interesting project". i thought this one was funny/failthat whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/
These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems
What is the target of all those people who never will rank up with such kind of posts?
September 10, 2018, 01:06:53 AM
Good evening, I am moving all my bitcoins to buy every last one of these coins. This is the next big thing guys, this is the btc 2.0 you were waiting for. You missed btc, you missed eth, you even missed eos...So, don't repeat your mistakes anymore with this great coin!
Thats my favorit ! WTF loooooooooooool
Well, it's your lucky day because there are other brilliant posts like that.
Thanks - I looked up those and ones that used similar phrasing that did not show up on the google search. All on their way to ban heaven. Rest in peace.
Even the earliest post using that phrasing had earlier haiku style posts that earns them a spot in the naughty corner.
September 09, 2018, 09:25:42 PM
Good evening, I am moving all my bitcoins to buy every last one of these coins. This is the next big thing guys, this is the btc 2.0 you were waiting for. You missed btc, you missed eth, you even missed eos...So, don't repeat your mistakes anymore with this great coin!
Thats my favorit ! WTF loooooooooooool
Well, it's your lucky day because there are other brilliant posts like that.
September 09, 2018, 09:18:25 PM
Good evening, I am moving all my bitcoins to buy every last one of these coins. This is the next big thing guys, this is the btc 2.0 you were waiting for. You missed btc, you missed eth, you even missed eos...So, don't repeat your mistakes anymore with this great coin!
Thats my favorit ! WTF loooooooooooool
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