Oh you sly dog Wink.
My first thought was "why is FDR is posting about his dog, aren't they both supposed to be dead?" but it turns out it's just lazy plagiarism:
Oh you sly dog 
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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 63. (Read 60080 times)
September 18, 2018, 10:58:18 AM
My first thought was "why is FDR is posting about his dog, aren't they both supposed to be dead?" but it turns out it's just lazy plagiarism:
September 18, 2018, 06:35:14 AM
...Still, there was this post by a hero member:
Does google translate ever work right?!?
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
Does google translate ever work right?!?
Yeah, was gonna say. Go onto their third page of posts. Huge gap from December 28, 2015 to May 07, 2018.
I didn't bother checking the post history because I assumed the 500 merits were the default amount for hero based on the crappy English, but now that I've done so I have to agree that this account has almost certainly been sold. Let loose the DT hounds!
Damn, I just lost an hour of my working time reading trough this topic and laughing as quit as possible. ...
Yep, this is my favorite thread to check first thing in the morning!
EDIT - kennen1113 reported for being off-topic, but in the meantime I found this saucy little post here in meta:
The New profile Rank Update system is very Good for the Future of this forum. it will clean the spam post. When I heard this news I was despondent of this. In any case, in the event that you all think and see the focuses from flying creatures see. Its very encouraging. By and by I am expressing gratitude toward to theymos for this upgrade. I trust this isn't beta form , I desire to make it stable.
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See the focuses from flying creatures see? I'll smoke whatever he's smoking!?!
September 18, 2018, 05:43:34 AM
~snip
The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
~snip
The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
~snip
Never even thought about that. But now that you have said/wrote it some garbled posts make more sense.
Damn, I just lost an hour of my working time reading trough this topic and laughing as quit as possible. There was some true gems and if I had to chose my favorite ....... the first place goes to "hilarius-rapped thread" from somewhere near the begging of this thread.
September 18, 2018, 05:09:02 AM
~snip
The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
~snip
I think that's what is happening towards the people here in my country. It's all about the craze in Bitcoin but they never tend to understand what it was made for and what it is continuously doing. Bounties bounties bounties, I think that's what they are here for. I think nothing is wrong with your interpretation, that's just the way it is. It's hard to "DO" Bitcoin, iykwim. Kidding The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
~snip
September 18, 2018, 04:48:13 AM
No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...
Delivering the goods as usual!
I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
Does google translate ever work right?!?
Hey Bitcoin has been updated today, be aware of the new regulation...
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Bitcoin is updated today. The new regulations from Bitcoin is that to be a Jr.Member the users should have at least 1 merit. In addition, it is different from recent policy, today policy that if Jr. member doesn't have merit so it becomes newbi. Now my Rank is newbi, indeed I am Jr.member recently while I am participating Signature campaign that requires at least Jr. I am wondering that I will be removed from that projects. How are other ideas about it
The sad thing is, I think a lot of these people actually think 'bitcoin' is this forum and satoshi created it as a place to earn. They get told by someone "hey, have you heard about bitcoin? I'm doing bitcoin full time from home. It's this forum where you get paid to post" hence, 'doing bitcoin' and why people think this forum is bitcoin (and ironically they're not actually getting paid in bitcoin but ICO tokens). I could be wrong and have misinterpreted their garbled English but I've seen this sort of thing numerous times that makes me think they think otherwise.
No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...
Delivering the goods as usual!
I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
Does google translate ever work right?!?
That "Hero" member has some interesting statistics, the account has never received a single merit:
https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=Cornett
Woke up after a nap of 2.5 years, and this is the very first post:
very good project. a new signature campaign is different. but $ 25 a week is a very little payment. will there be a separate signature campaign for the other members?
If I had to guess that's a purchased account.
Yeah, was gonna say. Go onto their third page of posts. Huge gap from December 28, 2015 to May 07, 2018.
September 17, 2018, 10:32:08 PM
Hurt felling, not metrit, and broken dreams of a bounty hunter:
On the bright side, this person will have more time for homework, which is the second most important thing in life after breakfast.
so many bounty hunters need jr member rank,and is difficult to have a metrit i have 140 activity but got not metrit.today i've downgrade become a newbie and i very sad.i think better if need 100-200 activity to become jr.member even 5p,i can post 1 that meaning i only can work 20 bounty for a day before i can made 100.what can i do now give up a dream become a bounty hunter and stay at home and do a daily homework..so hurt felling
On the bright side, this person will have more time for homework, which is the second most important thing in life after breakfast.
September 17, 2018, 10:04:52 PM
Wait- I found a post between the bounty reports. I got a feeling...
I feel trigegered for just seeing thsi. 
September 17, 2018, 08:19:53 PM
Get a cupper membership with love.
He is a translator with 600 post history. Now sadly out of work because of one merit.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/merrit-sistem-kill-translation-5031331
Wait- I found a post between the bounty reports. I got a feeling...
September 17, 2018, 07:52:45 PM
I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
That "Hero" member has some interesting statistics, the account has never received a single merit:
https://bpip.org/profile.aspx?p=Cornett
Woke up after a nap of 2.5 years, and this is the very first post:
very good project. a new signature campaign is different. but $ 25 a week is a very little payment. will there be a separate signature campaign for the other members?
If I had to guess that's a purchased account.
September 17, 2018, 06:15:14 PM
No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...
Delivering the goods as usual!
I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
Does google translate ever work right?!?
Hey Bitcoin has been updated today, be aware of the new regulation...
Quote
Bitcoin is updated today. The new regulations from Bitcoin is that to be a Jr.Member the users should have at least 1 merit. In addition, it is different from recent policy, today policy that if Jr. member doesn't have merit so it becomes newbi. Now my Rank is newbi, indeed I am Jr.member recently while I am participating Signature campaign that requires at least Jr. I am wondering that I will be removed from that projects. How are other ideas about it
September 17, 2018, 05:29:31 PM
No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...
Delivering the goods as usual!
I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:
yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.
Does google translate ever work right?!?
September 17, 2018, 12:33:09 PM
No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words:
But if you're really struggling maybe you can borrow some from this guy:
To get merit, you must make a constructive comment or post, and use a good words when you commenting or make a post. Correct me if i'm wrong
But if you're really struggling maybe you can borrow some from this guy:
September 17, 2018, 10:58:20 AM
Apparently many people are coming to meta to beg for merit:
Oh, it's very decentralized. It uses the VWYF algorithm (now with added blockchain™) to ensure complete decentralization. How it works is very simple: if you don't like it, go make your own forum.
Yes some one give me a merit thanks for this I will repay you someday you save my bounty I'm very happy now! by the new update of the rule I did not see spammy post even to local 
the new rule are really successfully wipe out the spammy post great job admin
Even theymos is trolling the spammers with a (mostly) nonsense post of his own: the new rule are really successfully wipe out the spammy post great job adminI want to add! Cryptocurrency is made for decentralization and the forum should be the same, and with your new rules you make your forum centralized!!!
Oh, it's very decentralized. It uses the VWYF algorithm (now with added blockchain™) to ensure complete decentralization. How it works is very simple: if you don't like it, go make your own forum.
September 17, 2018, 09:32:09 AM
He's copy and pasting as well:
Definitely! At the the start we can say that product do not play a main role yet since more of the investors are checking on the team that will going to work, the market they are targeting and the their vision. Once all is in place, product will be the main key to make the project a success. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.
. For the task, at any rate outlining this item is important to attempt the test form, the creation of the group is likewise vital while picking ICO ., but i think you advertise kickcity good advertising but people will choose the legit one and not a scam ico because their money would be wasted if they choose to have wrong move.. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.
The users that are kicking up the most fuss in Meta will be those who are abusing the system to the max and I'd bet a bollock this isn't the only account he's doing this on. The ones who are hurt the most will be those with dozens of accounts hence the such extreme butthurt so when anyone complains just check their accounts and you'll likely find something a miss. Found a few copy and pasters this morning alone just from the whingers.
Lets hope he keeps to his threat and gives up being a bounty man.
September 17, 2018, 08:10:09 AM
Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....
BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)
Holy cannolis, I was dying laughing for a good couple of minutes there! "i post so much post" - yes you do, friend... yes you do.
P.S. - He's made at least 4 posts begging for merit but can't seem to decide how to spell the word: metrit, metric and merit, so far.
He's copy and pasting as well:
Definitely! At the the start we can say that product do not play a main role yet since more of the investors are checking on the team that will going to work, the market they are targeting and the their vision. Once all is in place, product will be the main key to make the project a success. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.
. For the task, at any rate outlining this item is important to attempt the test form, the creation of the group is likewise vital while picking ICO ., but i think you advertise kickcity good advertising but people will choose the legit one and not a scam ico because their money would be wasted if they choose to have wrong move.. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.
The users that are kicking up the most fuss in Meta will be those who are abusing the system to the max and I'd bet a bollock this isn't the only account he's doing this on. The ones who are hurt the most will be those with dozens of accounts hence the such extreme butthurt so when anyone complains just check their accounts and you'll likely find something a miss. Found a few copy and pasters this morning alone just from the whingers.
September 17, 2018, 08:01:42 AM
Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....
BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)
Holy cannolis, I was dying laughing for a good couple of minutes there! "i post so much post" - yes you do, friend... yes you do.
P.S. - He's made at least 4 posts begging for merit but can't seem to decide how to spell the word: metrit, metric and merit, so far.
EDIT - Bam! Nailed for plagiarism, too!
vvvv
September 17, 2018, 07:50:26 AM
Today has been a great day. ...
Lol, I was just going to post that meta has now become a goldmine of shitposts so bad they are actually funny! Let the nukings begin!
Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....
BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)
September 17, 2018, 05:26:17 AM
Today has been a great day. ...
Lol, I was just going to post that meta has now become a goldmine of shitposts so bad they are actually funny! Let the nukings begin!
September 17, 2018, 05:20:58 AM
Today has been a great day. I wonder what he is actually referring to as the Satoshi Giveaway Thread... The OP of OPs?
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...Ever since i joined the forum i did not get any merit/s and i did not even ask for it also that someone might give me one. I admit that i spam on this forum for complying the bounty signature campaign requirements to get a weekly stakes from the program.
... I sometimes do the trolling since there are some comments and threads that are useless and needs to get a real good bump to self reflect and realization of that said member. Well that was the fun part of having here in the forum after having some high blood pressure on reading so many threads and comments.
And now i dream about ranking up to jr. member to finish what i had started here since as what i have stated earlier that i am enjoying the stay on this forum. I have known some good men here like JetCash, Piggy, Hilariousandco, theymos and even the profile of Satoshi Nakamoto BCT account after reading his giveaway thread in the forum. I envy them since they are already successful here.
I would like to tell on those merit source that there are members here in the forum also that are investors and at the same time a bounty hunter. Since bitcoin is the vehicle and we run them we have to find those individuals and should examine them and probably give them merits if they are bitcoin or cryptocurrency investors...
... I sometimes do the trolling since there are some comments and threads that are useless and needs to get a real good bump to self reflect and realization of that said member. Well that was the fun part of having here in the forum after having some high blood pressure on reading so many threads and comments.
And now i dream about ranking up to jr. member to finish what i had started here since as what i have stated earlier that i am enjoying the stay on this forum. I have known some good men here like JetCash, Piggy, Hilariousandco, theymos and even the profile of Satoshi Nakamoto BCT account after reading his giveaway thread in the forum. I envy them since they are already successful here.
I would like to tell on those merit source that there are members here in the forum also that are investors and at the same time a bounty hunter. Since bitcoin is the vehicle and we run them we have to find those individuals and should examine them and probably give them merits if they are bitcoin or cryptocurrency investors...
September 17, 2018, 04:27:20 AM
Nice development from the admins...i think the junks I keep reading by this newbies everyday will reduced.
P. S: I will appreciate if I can get a merit from anyone, at least to keep my bounty task going.. Thanks in advance 😊
P. S: I will appreciate if I can get a merit from anyone, at least to keep my bounty task going.. Thanks in advance 😊
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