The Noob: Just started out. Heard about crypto from a family member, colleague or friend. Had to get help getting an account on an exchange (probably started out with coinbase) and how to set up a wallet. Was really scared so put in a couple hundred dollars. Desperately reading articles and watching youtube videos to wrap you head around it all.
The Satoshi: Been in crypto for years. You are probably mining and running a masternode. Have a hero or legendary account in bitcointalk (real, not bought). You think Ripple is the evil Dark Lord of the Sith. And I'm guessing...you have a btc shirt that you are wearing right now?
The FOMO: Jumped in after you saw a news report talking about the crazy rise of crypto. Started investing based off of youtube pumpers or shillers. Joined a pump and dump group. Loves ICOs. Constantly looking for coins that are under a dollar. Has severe panic attacks when coinmarketcap is in the red.
The HODLER: You have 50% of your portfolio in either btc or eth. Your other assets include a privacy coin, a "3rd generation blockchain coin" (iota, nano, etc.), a new smart contract coin, an exchange coin (bnb, kucoin, coss, etc.) and...am I missing any other ones? You hop on the roflcopter when people come to bitcointalk and scream, "OH NOEESSSS! The market is down!)
The Day Trader: Every free moment you are checking exchanges and cmc. You barely research the coin you are trading, you only care about the short term trading history. Binance is your go to exchange. You make several trades throughout the day. You are a constant ball of raging stress.
The Freebie: You have 5 bitcointalk accounts running signature campaigns. You have a twitter bot. You constantly input the word "airdrop" into search engines. You joined crowdholding. You have so many random coins you lost track of them all.