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Topic: What types of pressure cookers should be banned? - page 3. (Read 2771 times)

legendary
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we really need to make a thing out of this. bumper stickers yard signs the whole 9. Basically any time the anti-gun lobby creates some new slogan we need to replace the word gun with pressure cooker and copy it =D
donator
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Pressure cookers are illegal if they are connected with copper tubing to a thump keg and a worm box.
legendary
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Everyone should be limited to chamber pots. Sales of pressure cookers should just require background checks and registration. If all pressure cookers required registration and were marked with a serial number, the culprit would have been caught already... Wait...
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
It takes a village!  The Second Amendment was written long before pressure cookers existed.   Angry
Sure, but when the constitutional amendment was passed militias were fighting with death pots like these:

legendary
Activity: 3598
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Viva Ut Vivas
You can now buy pressure cookers with bitcoins!

http://silkroad.com/illegalstuff/weapons/pressurecookers
legendary
Activity: 1078
Merit: 1003
Banning pressure cookers would just mean legal cooks would be out of pressure cookers, but the real street chefs would still get their hands on them.
hero member
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
The high-capacity pressure cookers will be banned.
Agreed.

You don't need 10 gallons to cook your food!!!!

Well, how else are you supposed to fit a kid in there?!  Angry

By the way, does this mean we are no longer allowed to bring pressure cookers onto airplanes? If true, how am I supposed to enjoy my beef and potatoes on long flights?  Cry
I'm sure you can find a cute steward that will share his with you. Hey-o!
legendary
Activity: 1680
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The high-capacity pressure cookers will be banned.
Agreed.

You don't need 10 gallons to cook your food!!!!

Well, how else are you supposed to fit a kid in there?!  Angry

By the way, does this mean we are no longer allowed to bring pressure cookers onto airplanes? If true, how am I supposed to enjoy my beef and potatoes on long flights?  Cry
hero member
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
While we're talking nonsense about pressure cookers, don't be surprised to later learn that backpacks are what's really going to be banned.
No, just opaque ones.

Like in grade school.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
While we're talking nonsense about pressure cookers, don't be surprised to later learn that backpacks are what's really going to be banned.
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1029
Death to enemies!
Ability to put more than 10 pieces of meal in pressure cookers makes kids to drive around and cook food!
legendary
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I'm sure it will be whichever ones make the most money for the Mossad insurance agents perpetrating these attacks.

Financial terrorists.
legendary
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Merit: 1072
Crypto is the separation of Power and State.
Only in America can anyone just walk in to a store and buy a pressure cooker with cash, no questions asked.   Angry

When will those paranoid, rabidly individualistic feral racists learn to give up their freedom for security, like the happy little domesticated peons in the entire rest of the world already have?

It's for the children!  How many more dead 8 year olds do we have to bury before these pressure cooker fetishists join the rest of docile, civilized humanity?   Angry

They say we'll have to pry their pressure cookers out of their cold, dead kitchens.  Fine!  That's why we smart people have made sure the police and military are vastly better armed than the civilians they will always protect (and never, ever betray or oppress).

It takes a village!  The Second Amendment was written long before pressure cookers existed.   Angry

The Constitution is a living document, and must be interpreted to suit the fashionable whims of whatever champagne socialists the President and Congress appoint the the Supreme Court.

A man needs a pressure cooker like a fish needs a bicycle!   Angry

Now please excuse me, as I must attend a cocktail party celebrating the death of Margaret Thatcher.  All the cool poofs and Trots will be there!

/DailyKos

Taz
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If everyone had a pressure-cooker, then no one would use them for nefarious purposes,
cuz who wants to be the only person without a pot?
hero member
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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
The high-capacity pressure cookers will be banned.
Agreed.

You don't need 10 gallons to cook your food!!!!
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1029
Death to enemies!
The high-capacity pressure cookers will be banned. And nobody cares that the ANFO was the actual explosive used Cheesy
hero member
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This is one of the most awesome threads on this site Cheesy

Agreed. FREE BUMP.

BTW, I love this forum.
legendary
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This is one of the most awesome threads on this site Cheesy
donator
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A US journalist recently noted the worst of all this...

Smart shoppers don't even need to BUY pressure cookers. Instead, they can get their WMDs for free using coupons.
legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Don't get your hopes up. I was really hoping we would all have to strip naked at airports after the underwear bomber, but alas...  Embarrassed

...now bent over so we can see if you're hiding a pressure cooker.



But don't interrupt the truck driver while he's turning his rig around, for he only has 40 acres to maneuver.

Meanwhile, the FBI are looking for this suspect:

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