Topic: What types of pressure cookers should be banned? - page 4. (Read 2771 times)
When will the insanity end?
Pressure cooker with a pistol grip
Did you know you can buy fully-automatic pressure cookers without even a background check? Just walk into the store and pull one right off the shelf. Or order online and get one delivered to your door. What's to stop a child from getting a credit card from their parents wallet and just ordering one up?
OMG, he's right. You don't even need to put a lock on them! How many people are going to have to die before sanity comes to the kitchen? 
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Did you know you can buy fully-automatic pressure cookers without even a background check? Just walk into the store and pull one right off the shelf. Or order online and get one delivered to your door. What's to stop a child from getting a credit card from their parents wallet and just ordering one up?
Don't get your hopes up. I was really hoping we would all have to strip naked at airports after the underwear bomber, but alas... 
Now that we know that pressure cookers are nothing more than murderous tools of the deranged terrorists, Americans will need to have them seized for their own good. Sure some nut-jobs are going to try to make the case that these dangerous weapons can be used for "recreational cooking". But that is obvious trolling.
I suppose cops and the military could still have them because no cop or solider ever hurt any innocent person. However any so-called "cookware" with the following characteristics must be banned. As a person who knows nothing about cookware I demand it!
Cookware should be banned if it:
-is high capacity
-is black and/or menacing looking
-is imported from another country
-is bought by anyone other than a professional chef
If we at least had background checks for pressure cookers (a.k.a. death pots) then none of this would have happened. The Boston bomber would have been like "Dang, I guess I give up."
This is what gun ban arguments look like to me.
I suppose cops and the military could still have them because no cop or solider ever hurt any innocent person. However any so-called "cookware" with the following characteristics must be banned. As a person who knows nothing about cookware I demand it!
Cookware should be banned if it:
-is high capacity
-is black and/or menacing looking
-is imported from another country
-is bought by anyone other than a professional chef
If we at least had background checks for pressure cookers (a.k.a. death pots) then none of this would have happened. The Boston bomber would have been like "Dang, I guess I give up."
This is what gun ban arguments look like to me.
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