https://blockchain.info/tx/0425d2d17f9fd097489d51d882b1df0cc5c1333236d2de26a53e0cadc8bf7dce
Just for the laughs.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel
Topic: Will give 1 usd (btc) to the winners and 5 usd to the champ. Lol (Read 1953 times)
Returned as promised
https://blockchain.info/tx/0425d2d17f9fd097489d51d882b1df0cc5c1333236d2de26a53e0cadc8bf7dce
Just for the laughs.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel
https://blockchain.info/tx/0425d2d17f9fd097489d51d882b1df0cc5c1333236d2de26a53e0cadc8bf7dce
Just for the laughs.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel
November 23, 2015, 08:18:25 AM
Just logged in now.
Didn't expecting this. Thanks.
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Didn't expecting this. Thanks.
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Sent! 😄
https://blockchain.info/wallet/90c101c1-c24f-46ec-9f68-85f18592ed31
November 22, 2015, 11:02:25 AM
Here are the winners: please post your btc address
Congratulations
A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Congratulations
Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.
I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.
Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)
https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3
https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0
https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e
November 22, 2015, 10:26:15 AM
Just logged in now.
Didn't expecting this. Thanks.
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32sMPM7zWfsAUPywteMcraesjEK5WkMFbc
Didn't expecting this. Thanks.
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November 22, 2015, 03:45:17 AM
Here are the winners: please post your btc address
Congratulations 🎊
A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Congratulations 🎊
Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.
I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.
Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)
https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3
https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0
https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e
November 21, 2015, 10:08:30 PM
Here are the winners: please post your btc address
Congratulations 🎊
A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Congratulations 🎊
Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.
I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.
Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)
https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3
https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0
https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e
November 21, 2015, 12:39:03 PM
Oh thanks!
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November 21, 2015, 08:15:24 AM
Here are the winners: please post your btc address
Congratulations
A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Congratulations
I never would have guessed, I have heard the joke many times, and I always laugh at it.
Thanks francisdean 18ns78YxKb6xNeRsfE2GbSQLte3RKGJFK5
November 21, 2015, 05:26:07 AM
If this is still open:
*In an Indian accent*
"I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country."
*In an Indian accent*
"I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country."
November 21, 2015, 01:34:53 AM
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
He could have been 9 years and less than 12 months, though.
November 21, 2015, 01:20:25 AM
3 people to tell the best jokes until 12 am (est) saturday, nov. 21. will get 1 usd (btc)
Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.
Remember, 3 people
Good luck 🍀
I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!
Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.
Remember, 3 people
Good luck 🍀
I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!
Could you put the funds in escrow with someone so we can confirm you have the funds before we go and post our creme de creme of jokes.
Or has this already been done? Not entirely sure. But I would highly suggest it as alot of scamtard shit goes on this forums.
November 21, 2015, 01:14:17 AM
Here are the winners: please post your btc address
Congratulations 🎊
A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Congratulations 🎊
November 20, 2015, 08:15:07 PM
Have you ever seen your dog licking his own balls and thought to yourself "Wow... I wonder if I could... Hmm how would I do it? What would it be like? Should I try it too?" 
Well can I give you some advice?
DON'T.
.
.
.
Dog's balls taste TERRIBLE.
Well can I give you some advice?
DON'T.
.
.
.
Dog's balls taste TERRIBLE.
November 20, 2015, 07:34:39 PM
It's All in a Name
If your name is on the building, you’re rich; if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class; if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
If your name is on the building, you’re rich; if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class; if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
November 20, 2015, 05:52:39 PM
A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do
Web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, very easy.
Friend: He doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to remake all of Facebook.
Me: Oh. Very hard.
Father: Oh, OK.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, very easy.
Friend: He doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to remake all of Facebook.
Me: Oh. Very hard.
Father: Oh, OK.
November 20, 2015, 07:49:01 AM
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. And he cry.
It is not funny but a sad story.
It is not funny but a sad story.
November 20, 2015, 07:08:29 AM
I have 3 bets already. Oh my god. You guys are awesome. If other users came up with funnier jokes i can replace the 3 winners based on how it made me laugh. Or i can just change the rules and add more winners. Will announce the winners on saturday 12 am (est)
November 20, 2015, 04:09:23 AM
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
November 20, 2015, 03:50:29 AM
A man registered for a Bitcointalk account and thought he'd actually be able to sell everything he advertised there after 3 years.
November 20, 2015, 03:34:18 AM
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
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