Two whales go playing into a casino. The first one says...
"Eooooooohahhhhhhmmm-
mmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooaaaaaauuuuuu...."
The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, what is wrong with you?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, " Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My alcoolism is destroying my family."
Cheers!! ●‿●
Topic: Will give 1 usd (btc) to the winners and 5 usd to the champ. Lol - page 3. (Read 1953 times)
November 19, 2015, 03:39:06 PM
November 19, 2015, 03:14:09 PM
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Girl (takes out a gun and shoots the boy): You said you'll die for me right? Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
November 19, 2015, 02:58:09 PM
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
November 19, 2015, 02:53:25 PM
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal! 
Well, $5 isn't a lot, but it's probably sufficient incentive for users with multiple accounts to try and game the poll; so, you might want to reconsider how the winner will be chosen (or, at least, add some form of restrictions to the poll).
November 19, 2015, 02:51:43 PM
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
November 19, 2015, 02:47:52 PM
Hey btctalk people, come join this little fun
November 19, 2015, 02:39:19 PM
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
Hope u like.. LOL
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
Hope u like.. LOL
This isn't a joke
November 19, 2015, 02:28:41 PM
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
Hope u like.. LOL
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
Hope u like.. LOL
November 19, 2015, 02:26:48 PM
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!
November 19, 2015, 02:20:40 PM
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
November 19, 2015, 02:18:14 PM
A person Enters A rickshaw from one side and immediately exits from other side after exiting from rickshaw he says My world is changed 
lol
lol November 19, 2015, 02:17:07 PM
I changed my mind. Make it 3 people. Lol
November 19, 2015, 02:16:21 PM
3 people to tell the best jokes until 12 am (est) saturday, nov. 21. will get 1 usd (btc)
Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.
Remember, 3 people
Good luck 🍀
I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!
Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.
Remember, 3 people
Good luck 🍀
I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.
Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!
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