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Topic: Worst Movies You Have Ever Watched - page 34. (Read 95853 times)

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June 15, 2016, 09:07:15 AM
I believe it's called Zardoz, with Sean Connery.
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June 15, 2016, 08:33:52 AM
Road to Vegas
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June 15, 2016, 08:27:20 AM
How to Train your Dragon series,,,
im waiting for next series 3
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June 15, 2016, 07:19:47 AM
Jack and Jill and bucky larson born to be a star
are the worst movies that ive ever watched
Adam Sandler makes pretty terrible movies
newbie
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June 15, 2016, 05:22:32 AM
Transformers is the worst movie I had to watch. All the other bad movies, I shut off before the end...
WrT
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June 14, 2016, 03:54:41 PM
Titanic II is probably one of the worst movies ever made. Or atleast somewhere around top 10.
And yeah, Nukie also is on that list Cheesy
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June 14, 2016, 12:25:55 PM

Melancholia was true to its name. It made me depressed.
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June 13, 2016, 11:57:54 PM
Melancholia
check here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1527186/
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June 13, 2016, 07:50:03 PM
Aliens
Predator
Twilight  Undecided
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June 13, 2016, 05:46:34 PM
For me it was Movie 43 and first time.
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June 13, 2016, 04:15:48 PM
"Les Bronzés 3"
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June 13, 2016, 12:43:46 PM
"Nukie". It's a sort of E.T. ripoff filmed in Africa. Nukie is a disgusting looking annoying alien looking for his friend.

I just tried to watch this film because I'd heard it was one of the worst films ever made. I thought it would be funny, but I couldn't do it, had to stop watching after 10 mins, had a little skip through the rest of it and was almost sick. This film is truly, horrifically awful. The IMDb reviews are hilarious, well worth a little read:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107715/reviews?ref_=tt_ql_3

Some memorable quotes:

"The plot line is like watching actors trying to break out of their usual roles of down's syndrome porn, and the main character looks like a deep-fried shag carpet soaked in cheese made rancid manlove to ET's bastard cousin."

"Nukie is painful enough to make small children cower in the corner for days and make grown men weep."

[describing the alien main character] "Nukie looks like a cross between a retarded bushbaby, a rotten potato, and a burlap sack full of horse manure."

"I have now seen this movie four times, and every time it takes a piece of my soul back to hell with it. There are no words that can adequately describe what viewing this movie does to you. Some have said it is like watching a train wreck, in that you have to keep watching even though it is horrible. It is more like watching the annihilation of humanity. Nukie is nihilism. Nukie saps you of the will to live and leaves you wandering though the void of nothingness, for after seeing it you know in your heart that there cannot possibly be meaning in a universe which contains Nukie. There are some things that happen to you in life that change who you are forever. Nukie is one of those things."

"If, by grace of God, you were epileptic, Nukie might just trigger a seizure. This would hopefully prevent you from watching the rest of this film."

"I hate God for allowing this film to be made"

EDIT: Here is a picture of Nukie with some of his friends. The costume is even worse in video, they tried to rig the eyes to blink to make it more realistic, but his eyes just sort of twitch halfway closed, and out of sync with each other. It's horrific to watch.

legendary
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June 13, 2016, 12:25:24 PM
definitely Kung Fury... gosh this movie suck

I think you missed the joke. That film is meant to be bad, it's like a satire of silly 80s action movies. You know when a film is "so bad it's good"?
I thought it was hilarious myself! Plus the soundtrack is absolutely awesome!
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June 13, 2016, 10:35:58 AM
I think I'm going to go with the SharkBoy movie. HAHAHA.
What I hate the most is I stuck long enough to finish the whole thing.
Can't get it off my head up until now. Lol
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June 13, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
Cat Woman with Halle and also that Fantastic 4 reboot

Men i had to watch both films twice to understand the story as i've slept through almost half the time..

After watching the entirety of both, I realized i should've just slept again Cheesy
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June 13, 2016, 04:59:22 AM
Any movie I have to watch in theaters. The atmosphere and typical kids talking or yelling or screaming can kill even the greatest movies. So annoying.
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June 13, 2016, 04:50:18 AM
I didn't like the latest James Bond -.- it really disappointed me
sgk
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June 13, 2016, 04:41:23 AM
V for Vendetta is the great movie I've seen.

OK great. Since this thread is about the WORST movie you've watched, would you like to share your opinion on that as well?
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June 11, 2016, 12:12:30 AM
The worst movie I've ever seen in life was Resident Evil
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