One thing the fuckers could do is forbid any licensed or regulated exchange from allowing trading of any anonymous coins.
This would be funny because it automatically translates to "all coins being traded are certifiable not anonymous"
about banning anonymous coins:
let them do it, it will draw attention to monero in stead of keeping people away meanwhile exposing that they are afraid of it because it threatens the existence of the state.
Don't do drugs they said, well... people smoke weed more than when it wasn't banned...
That's actually very true. To have some sort of controversy surrounding Monero, about "is it too anonymous?", "can government regulate Monero?", "what is this amount, view, private key thing anyway?" will be so good. I mean especially when regarding to what Smoothie was talking about relating to AP's video he posted... if this were to get on a major news station because of government "banning" it, it will cause people going in a frenzy to find out what it is..
It's just the nature of human beings... people want what they can't have.