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Topic: Your plan in case of an alien invasion - page 3. (Read 7921 times)

hero member
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Well I sure as hell am not relying on somebody flying a pirated spaceship into the mother-ship and uploading a virus.  If they can cross between stars they can probably scan our video archives and see that plot coming a mile away  Cheesy
legendary
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Something you all should know, the dark entities/aliens are already present on our planet.  We are enslaved to them.

Any alien invasion would be a virtually manifested deception to further pull humanity under their control.

There are far more entities of light that exist multidimensionally then the limited number of dark beings that currently control society.

Maybe you should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7oSlJz42bM#t=63
sr. member
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Your plan in case of an alien invasion ??

Drive towards the big mushroom cloud  Grin Grin

Triff ..
full member
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i mean i'd probably try to hole up in a basement for a while, stocked up. but they'd probably come for me through the walls if they cared to.
sr. member
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i actually called the spaceships here.  and my name is Rael

legendary
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ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  Shocked

Do you think they would travel hundreds of light years (at least, probably more) to fight hand-to-hand combat with earthlings? What do you think this is, Predator (the film)? Grin
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  Shocked

That wouldn't work for the same reasons apes aren't our masters right now.  The aliens would be much smarter than we are and have advanced weapons.
hero member
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ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  Shocked

dude, some of these alien species have psychic/telekinetic powers. what you gonna do then?

Obviously they would be using me to slice and dice others then.  I have a weak mind  Wink
full member
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ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  Shocked

dude, some of these alien species have psychic/telekinetic powers. what you gonna do then?
hero member
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ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  Shocked
hero member
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ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. Cry
hero member
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Nkcom Collection Shop
build up a stash of bitcoins and flee this planet. and then buy some spaceships and weapons from the aliens. obviously they'll take mathmaical money over happy faces on thin slices of trees.
hahahahaha this one really make me laugh hahahah
legendary
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build up a stash of bitcoins and flee this planet. and then buy some spaceships and weapons from the aliens. obviously they'll take mathmaical money over happy faces on thin slices of trees.
hero member
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Nkcom Collection Shop
i think the way if they come to earth is introduce them bitcoin(it's before they kill us) hahahahaha LOL
hero member
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Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:
Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below

Here, I'll soften the blow for you: Dank has been seeing too much Men in Black, the movie. Tongue

Dank sees stuff even with his eyes closed.  He does not need visual stimuli to see things - just a good hit apparently.
legendary
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Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:
Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below

Here, I'll soften the blow for you: Dank has been seeing too much Men in Black, the movie. Tongue
legendary
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Please do not PM me loan requests!
Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:
Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below
sr. member
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They're already here.  Saw 1 above my house teh other nite.  Looks like a 747.

But stops in midair whebmb u think about it
hero member
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On February 12, 2013, NASA confirmed alien invasion! Scientists also predicted that three giant alien spaceships will arrive in March of 2013.

The exclusive media reporting about the continuing alien invasion is WWN and its top investigative reporter, Frank Lake, the world’s top investigative reporter on this issue.

In an effort to avoid panic, governments around the globe have been covering up the invasion. However, WWN feels we must report the truth, and if we take peaceful actions now – we can avoid a war with aliens.

As cited on WWN, UFO encounters continue to increase and scientists at Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI), an independent non-commercial organization announced, that:

    “Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter.  Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2012,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.


Read more at http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/#1EmEuh7Sk8f6wICZ.99


http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/
hero member
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My plan is to make sweet, sweet love with an alien.

What if the aliens are like Preying Mantises...

Ouch.
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