Topic: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... - page 2. (Read 6008 times)

Nice... Looks good on ya...

If every name on a mailing list is worth X, and 1 pays X - Y, then Y = $. If 1 wants >$, then Yⁿ. Repeat & Rinse over a wide range of products and services, and 1 profits Z².


And you thought I didn't know the Protagoras Theorem.  

~Bruno~

That's the best joke so far... the guy behind the loss of a half million dollars in other people's money, who many consider to be the person responsible for taking the money, comes to a joke thread to pimp his next project. And better still that project is ALSO able to magically inflate the value of your coins!!!

Zhou Tong, the perpetual inflation machine.

Now it's worth $12. And still profitable.

Duck: Aflac! Aflac! Aflac!
Bartender: I don't think you're goin' to get that duck to squeal like a pig, Kevin.
ZT aka Zhou Tong: I'm working my way over to the pretty mouth of that alpaca.
Customer: Can you keep that fuckin' duck quiet? I'm tryin' to talk to Pirate on Skype.
Al the Alpaca: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Oh damn, someone stole my sneakers.

ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)

Glad you enjoyed it, bud. The humor here is not necessarily meant to make light of the situation, but mainly to lighten up the... (too tire to think of a good word to put there, but you get the gist).

Later, bud.

~Bruno~

I'll admit I had a chuckle at this

I dont always send email but when I do I use the bitcoinica database to send spam emails about my new product.

ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: 
Bartender: Why are you laughing so hard?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Somebody just called me a fart nosed penis wrinkle and left out a hyphen.
Bartender: Did you see they moved two of Phinn's threads?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: 
Duck: (to Al the Alpaca) What does this mean, Al? What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong.
Al the Alpaca: Yeah, we did. We were supposed to fight for the people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Zhou.

I do that all the time, never had my car stolen... Key's are in it right now both of them. windows wide open but if you want the nicer SUV you have to take the stupid Volvo...


PS: ZT should pay back what he owes people..... or forever be the fart nosed penis wrinkle..

You left them in the ignition with the doors unlocked.

By bad! I thought you were in reference to that 'question' thread, coupled with me seeing your avatar, is why I posted what I did. I think I see the gist of your post know.

Later, bud.

~Bruno~

oh i thought I was contributing.....



 It's old enough to still use keys... sorry....

You telling me that your Volvo doesn't have a two-factor identification thingy for entry into said vehicle?

Dude have you seen my keys?

Bartender: What you think?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Nicely written. Going to post it now. What I owe you?
Bartender: The usual.
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: It's been a busy week. Can I pay you tomorrow? My pretty mouth's sore.
Bartender: I can still squeal like a pig.
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Okay! But do the alpaca shrieking whine instead, for I'm on a mission, and audiological techniques help keep me focus.
Al the Alpaca: Anybody here interested in buying a Relic watch?

Stranger: Is it always this crowded in here?
Bartender: Nah! Just a Zhou Tong support group.
Stranger: Must be an important guy. Is he here?
Bartender: Nah! Nobody's ever seen him. What'll be?
Stranger: I'll have whatever the alpaca's drinkin'.
Bartender: I'll brew a fresh pot.
Al the Alpaca: If he were here you'd see fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.

After a cue ball ass condition Zhou Tong couldn't sit in front of his computer, so he went to his MD to check up on his butt.
MD told him to take down his pants and bend over.
After the brief look at ZT's asshole, MD said: "Well sir, you have a book example of hemorrhoids!"
Zhou Tong replied: "Fuck it doc, you could have said that to my face!"

A guy walks into a bar with Zhou Tong. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
Zhou Tong jumps all around the place. Zhou Tong grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you
see what Zhou Tong just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff Zhou Tong ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has Zhou Tong with him. He orders a
drink and Zhou Tong starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
his drink, Zhou Tong finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then Zhou Tong finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what Zhou Tong did  just now?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."