Bartender: Hey, Kevin. Why so gloom? Tough week at the museum?
Bartender: You look so stressed. Have you been to myfreecams.com lately?
Duck: Aflac!
Topic: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... - page 3. (Read 6008 times)
Bartender: Hey, Kevin. Why so gloom? Tough week at the museum?
Bartender: You look so stressed. Have you been to myfreecams.com lately?
Duck: Aflac!
Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!
>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<
Dear Joe,
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names andSEO SAAS. This should hold me over till I'm done with my Trinity College online schooling.
Peace, bro.
Ryan Zhou Tong
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!
>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<
Dear Joe,
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and
Peace, bro.
Ryan Zhou Tong
I think you nailed it
Bartender: What'll be today, Kevin?
ZT Kevin: I need you to make me up one of them great stories, for I'm in a pickle.
Bartender: Phinn? Again?
ZT Kevin: Bingo!
Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: Phinn? Again?
Duck: Aflac!
Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!
>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<
Dear Joe,
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names andSEO SAAS. This should hold me over till I'm done with my Trinity College online schooling.
Peace, bro.
Ryan Zhou Tong
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!
>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<
Dear Joe,
I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and
Peace, bro.
Ryan Zhou Tong
ZT: Why does it always smell like a barn when I come in here?
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
ZT: The name's not Mack! And I'll have a Mai Tai.
Bartender: Cash or Credit?
ZT: You know what this place needs?
Bartender: No! What, Mack?
ZT: I said it ain't Mack. Anyway, you need a fabulous website with proper SEO.
Bartender: If you say so, Mack.
ZT: How many times are you going to refer to me as Mack?
Bartender: Only until you tell me your name, Mack.
ZT: It seems you don't know who I am.
Bartender: Right on, Mack!
ZT: I guess I'm going to have to tell you, don't I?
Bartender: I'm all alpaca ears!
ZT: I have founded Bitcoinica, became profitable after a week and exited successfully in 2011. It was one of the most profitable and fast-growing business in Bitcoin economy under my management.
Bartender: Cool story, Mack. Want another Mai Tai?
ZT: Make it a double!
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
ZT: The name's not Mack! And I'll have a Mai Tai.
Bartender: Cash or Credit?
ZT: You know what this place needs?
Bartender: No! What, Mack?
ZT: I said it ain't Mack. Anyway, you need a fabulous website with proper SEO.
Bartender: If you say so, Mack.
ZT: How many times are you going to refer to me as Mack?
Bartender: Only until you tell me your name, Mack.
ZT: It seems you don't know who I am.
Bartender: Right on, Mack!
ZT: I guess I'm going to have to tell you, don't I?
Bartender: I'm all alpaca ears!
ZT: I have founded Bitcoinica, became profitable after a week and exited successfully in 2011. It was one of the most profitable and fast-growing business in Bitcoin economy under my management.
Bartender: Cool story, Mack. Want another Mai Tai?
ZT: Make it a double!
don't forget without any voice recording to prove any call took place.
ZT: Is Phinn here?
Bartender: You just missed him.
ZT:LRucky me!
Bartender: You just missed him.
ZT:
Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?
Atlas didn't have "an excellent track record".
I wouldn't call Zhou "charming". Just like Atlas, he can get quite petulant when people aren't worshipping at the altar of his intelligence and especially when he gets called out on stuff. In other words, he behaves pretty much like a normal teenager.
(overheard at table #5) Who ever thinks that we should do this as a monthly weekly meetup... raise your end of the table.
Bartender: I hate it when they do that.
Al the Alpaca: What? The magic show?
Bartender: I hate it when they do that.
Al the Alpaca: What? The magic show?
Must be self mutilation time (orgY) ?
Zhou, Tihan, Amir, Patrick, Donald and Bruce walk into a bar.
Al the Alpaca: (to the bartender) It must me happy hour.
Al the Alpaca: (to the bartender) It must me happy hour.
People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? 
Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.
Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?
No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad.
Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day.
+1
Although I realize, based on general human behavior, we seem to be in the minority.
People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ?
Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.
Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?
No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad.
Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day.
People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ?
Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.
Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?
People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ?
Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.
BWAHAHA!1
(literally... like not just 'lol'... like... umm... I actually laughed, like, physically, broski)
(literally... like not just 'lol'... like... umm... I actually laughed, like, physically, broski)
ZT: Hey, Joe! Is it true that I can tell you anything, and you wouldn't repeat it?
Bartender: Just like a priest.
ZT: Great! I think I did a very bad thing.
Bartender: I'm listening!
ZT: You see, I... Is that an alpaca at the other end of the bar wearing a listening device?
Bartender: That's Al, probably listening to The Moody Blues. Continue.
Bartender: Just like a priest.
ZT: Great! I think I did a very bad thing.
Bartender: I'm listening!
ZT: You see, I... Is that an alpaca at the other end of the bar wearing a listening device?
Bartender: That's Al, probably listening to The Moody Blues. Continue.
ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today.
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me66% 50% 25% anything?
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
LOL
ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today.
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me66% 50% 25% anything?
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab.
ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it.
Bartender: Can you at least pay me
ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse?
Bartender: Can I pay you to leave?
ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again?
Bartender: Sure!
ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you?
Bruno please insert enema for myrkul
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