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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
July 28, 2012, 03:11:24 AM
#15
Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe?
Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill.
Duck: Aflac!
Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys.
Guy1 & 2:  Cheesy Grin Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Smiley

Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2.

And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how?

Well, there's really only one way to deliver one of those, isn't there?
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July 28, 2012, 02:04:23 AM
#14
Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe?
Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill.
Duck: Aflac!
Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys.
Guy1 & 2:  Cheesy Grin Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Smiley

Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2.

And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how?

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July 28, 2012, 01:08:12 AM
#13
Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe?
Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill.
Duck: Aflac!
Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys.
Guy1 & 2:  Cheesy Grin Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Smiley

Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2.
legendary
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July 27, 2012, 11:51:18 PM
#12
Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier?

http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/

Maria.

Asian boy walks in a bar...

AB: Can I use the bathroom?
Bartender: Sure.
AB: Thanks.



Guy1: We don't get many Asian lads here in this next of the woods.
Guy2: Mind if we take you picture outside in front of the mountain?
AB: Sure.
Guy1: Can't wait to show this to Margaret.
Guy2: Can we buy you a Coke?
AB: I'm fine. Thanks though.



Guy1: That makes eight so far. We ready to build that website?
Guy2: Think so! We need to be careful though to make sure we don't mess up and link them to our other domains.
Guy1 & 2:  Cheesy Grin Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Smiley

Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe?
Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill.
Duck: Aflac!
Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys.
Guy1 & 2:  Cheesy Grin Wink Grin Cheesy Cheesy Smiley
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July 27, 2012, 11:11:07 PM
#11
People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ?  Cheesy
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July 27, 2012, 08:40:01 PM
#10
Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier?

http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/

Maria.


Wow, the real life Steve Erkel.
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July 27, 2012, 07:05:19 PM
#9
Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier?

http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/

Maria.
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July 27, 2012, 03:47:59 PM
#8
That relic collection story really fascinates me...



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July 27, 2012, 02:14:44 PM
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July 27, 2012, 01:55:30 PM
#5
ZT: You want to a pic of buddy Chen's Pride and Joy?
Bartender: Sure!

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July 27, 2012, 01:41:30 PM
#4
Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here..
ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins?
Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink.
ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me.
Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX?
ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please

Try this first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

or this: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/02/25/prozac10c.jpg

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July 27, 2012, 12:45:14 PM
#3
Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here..
ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins?
Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink.
ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me.
Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX?
ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please
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July 27, 2012, 12:39:56 PM
#2
I liked it.
Even lol'd a little.

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July 27, 2012, 12:22:46 PM
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(feel free to pen your own)

Bartender: You don't look old enough to vote, let alone drink.
ZT: Here's a note from my mom.
Bartender: I guess that'll make it okay then. What'll have?
ZT: Anything will do. I'm having trouble sleeping lately.
Bartender: This should do it. That'll be five bucks.
ZT: Which credit card can I use here?

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