http://cointelegraph.com/news/112811/us-regulators-one-two-punch-sec-probes-crowdsales-fincen-takes-aim-at-exchangesI have this image in my head of Kenny down at the MSD offices. Single chair in a darkened room. A lone bare bulb shines hanging from the ceiling. The 3rd degree. Agent Hagerty throws a distressed telephone book aside and wipes the blood off his knuckles. "Listen Slaughter, you cheap rummy, you better come clean, and quick! Are you ready to talk, or do you want some more "deep tissue massage"?"
"Alright, alright, I'll sing! I'll tell you anything you want...you want names? I'll give you names, thousands of names! I bought the whole email list of every user at bitcointalk off some guy at fivver, you can have the whole lot, they're all scamming and screwing each other so hard over there you wont know if you're a man or a woman by the time you get out! Its a goldmine!"
"Shaddap!" SMACK, and Agent Hagerty lets Kenny have it right across the kisser. That shuts him up a little, except for some quiet sobbing. "If there's anything I hate more than a Securities Fraudster and sloppy drunk its a low-down, no-good, two-timing snitch!" Kenny sobbing looks up and tries to speak with a trembling lip before BAM its a mean left hook and sweet dreams for Kenny.
As Agent Hagerty leaves the interrogation room he stops to toss the list of names and adresses onto the secretary's desk. "Just pop that over to the boys at the SEC office when you get a chance, ok toots? There's enough in there to take down the whole Midwest and beyond. He named everybody, right up to the top." Nodding his head as her disbelief met his eyes, "Thats right, sweetheart, he even gave me capo il tuti capo himself...Dorian Nakamoto!"
Impressed, secretary holds the sheet gingerly and then ventures to ask; "...but what will become of our friend" gesturing to the KO'd Ken Slaughter sleeping it off in the back room.
"That bum? A one way ticket to Palookaville is what he gets baby, and thats all he gets. Shoulda known better than try and cut a deal with a Missouri Regional Securities Enforcement Counsellor! C'mon dollface, get your coat and hat, we're going to go celebrate! Let's you and me go get a couple o' juicy steaks over at the brown derby, huh? We'll leave that sucker here to dry out a little...where he's going the only thing they'll be serving is
Intellihash."
Music and fade out