This went down well.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Also learned a new word.
Topic: Announcing the 🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊 - page 5. (Read 20277 times)
I henceforth withdraw from this contest on the account of aversion to dancing.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Also learned a new word.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Also learned a new word.
I think those foodstuffs might decompose in transit, especially that burrito. Ick. However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
I had to look up "vulpine", as I don't recall ever hearing that term. Makes sense now in this context, and best of luck trying to award someone with this. 50 merits in a month is no joke.
I had to look up "vulpine", as I don't recall ever hearing that term. Makes sense now in this context, and best of luck trying to award someone with this. 50 merits in a month is no joke.
Do inactive members have any chance to make it to this list ? Like say a member making 5-10 posts a month ?
This went down well.
It's only been a few hours. It may take days or even weeks for someone to become eligible. This is a highly exclusive award, and I don't expect to award it more than once every few months, if ever. I'm announcing the eligibility criteria now so that everyone can prepare for the historic moment when an exceptionally outstanding user rises to the occasion.I'm confused... what do I have to do to get the game rabbit burrito with habanero sauce?
Simply make so many meritorious posts (in areas where I will notice them) that I attempt to give you more than 50 merits in a 30-day period, which is the maximum that the forum will allow for any one user. When I am thus unable to award additional merits, I will instead award membership in this elite and illustrious order, and the spicy bunny burrito could be yours! 
I'm confused... what do I have to do to get the game rabbit burrito with habanero sauce?
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No burrito for me.
EDIT:
It's achow101 vs Jet Cash, but nobody is even close to reaching the Vulpine Order of Merit:
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No burrito for me.
This went down well.
🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊
The forum's only (and therefore highest) award for merit!
The forum's only (and therefore highest) award for merit!
🦊 What is it?
The Vulpine Order of Merit recognises the outstanding achievement of those rare users whose meritorious posting exceeds my ability to legitimately award merits (50 per month per user).
🦊 How do I apply?
You can't. The Vulpine Order of Merit is not open to request. I am constantly looking for good posts and will award merits and the Vulpine Order of Merit accordingly. Those who are on my admittedly large ignore list will have extreme difficulty in this regard.
🦊 What do I win?
New members of the Vulpine Order of Merit will receive their choice of a chocolate bitcoin wrapped in gold foil, a game rabbit burrito served with habanero sauce, a slice of Black Forest gâteau made with genuine Black Forest kirsch, a 55-gallon drum of WD-40, a pine cone in a bottle, or THE MYSTERY BOX which may contain any of the other prizes, all of them, nothing at all, or something else entirely (and the box itself is worth something too).*
There will also be an elaborate ceremony taking the form of a dance contest. Participation is mandatory.
*Prizes may or may not actually exist.
🦊 What other benefits are there?
Members of the Vulpine Order of Merit are permitted to use their illustrious title on their signature, profile, personal website, and anywhere else meaningless text is placed and pretended to be read. They are also entitled to an inflated sense of superiority to common shitposters, who are sure to accuse me of favouritism in awarding this title to those who actually deserve it.
🦊 Current members: (will be updated)
Jet Cash
achow101
gmaxwell
hilariousetc
theymos
o_e_l_e_o
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