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Topic: [April fools] New new rank requirements - page 29. (Read 11661 times)

legendary
Activity: 1584
Merit: 1280
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Why does satoshi have a bad virtue? This does mean that satoshi will be visited by holy inquisition? Embarrassed

satoshi

Activity: 364
Merit: 1053
Politeness: 82
fMerit: 636
Imagination: 4
Virtue: 6
Coins: 77
Karma: 215

This means satoshi has invested in 77 different coins?  Grin Wondering what he has invested in?
member
Activity: 224
Merit: 18
it is very complex.I dont understand how it is calculated or how it will help for membership.  
member
Activity: 742
Merit: 42
With all due respect, you haven't really fully explain how it works. We hope that this will improve us to obtain our rank with reliable reasons.
sr. member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 354
I do not understand much about this new arrangement. Who can tell me if I want to become a member, I have to achieve something on .merit, politeness, fmerit, imagination, virtue, coins, karma. How do you get new rankings?

It's quite simple actually.

Every post that you make on a Thursday is run through an algorithm, which may assign you some 'imagination'. Any imagination you gain is then checked against all posts that you made in the preceding 6 days. If there is a high degree of uniqueness - i.e., you are not repeating the same posts, then this gives you some 'virtue' points.
'Politeness' is granted for every post, but then reduced if you have used swear words, bold font or CAPS. Use of exclamation marks is kind of a grey area.
'Fmerit' is short for 'f***ing merit' - you gain or lose points here depending on whether or not you make posts complaining about the merit system.
'Coins' is a complex calculation based on the total coins you hold in all of your crypto wallets, and when you bought them. Yes, even those coins that are supposed to be anonymous.
'Karma' scans your soul and awards points based on your thoughts and behaviour. I'm kind of confused about how they get the scores for this. It might depend on whether or not you have a webcam.

It is a bit unfortunate that this new system came out on April 1st, as some people might mistakenly consider it a joke.
full member
Activity: 641
Merit: 106
Sounds good. I fully support this adjusments. It need for discussion in this forum.
jr. member
Activity: 153
Merit: 3
Thanks for explaining about the new ranks Cheesy hope we will make them much better Smiley but can you please explain, how you will know about invested coins by us ? Thanks
sr. member
Activity: 2366
Merit: 332
Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  Huh.

Too confused  Angry

This is not a joke or something. If you can read Mr. , you will know that this is a new Rank Requirements.
At first, I'm sure that people will really get confused by how this works, but if we try to understand what is the purpose and the goal of this new requirement. Just like Merit, time will pass and we will be able to understand it.

Exactly mate. I don't need to worry myself or the forum on this. Just like the merit system, it took some short time and others long time to understand but I'm sure 95% of users from junior member rank got to understand the merit system before the introduction of this present ranking system.

Surely, it will be understood. What we need to do is to monitor our profile rank as we post and progress, also observe and read from others comment. However, I hope is all automated because the manual merit system to me was/is highly biase and full of cheating.

Theymos is such a great innovator. I mean, does he get such suggestions from a bot....lol.  Thumbs up to you Theymos.
legendary
Activity: 2534
Merit: 6080
Self-proclaimed Genius
I got 22 points of imagination. It doesn't seem right.
57 pts politeness is quite underrated, I sometimes troll in "non-formal/professional" boards like speculation, but I'm totally honest with my responses.

This new system needs to be be polished asap!
April Fools, Bitcointalk!
hero member
Activity: 2814
Merit: 911
Have Fun )@@( Stay Safe
While merit improved things a lot, clearly more adjustments were necessary. Therefore, some new rank requirements have been added in addition to the old requirements.
This never ends, so the person will advance in rank.
Rank adjustments happen every week on Tuesday, and you can only go up 1 rank per week.
Hopefully this easy-to-understand, graphical ranking system will put to rest many users' questions and concerns once and for all.
This is a wonderful addition by you buddy, it is really interesting to see new things being tested and it makes things more interesting ,it might take some time to fully understand the new graphical ranking system but it is a really interesting input , will there be more rankings for elite users if so that would be great too and makes things interesting for legendary users too, but i think i am more polite and imaginative than the stats shown here . Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 2338
Merit: 10802
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain
Been searching for a complete list of countries that celebrate April fools’ day today but couldn’t find it. Not all countries do it today.

The system renders all my hard worked stats created this week void. I’ll have to rush to come out with new ones in a flash!

I would have added spelling correction and grammar likeness to Shakespeare, Cervantes and so on (one per country to set a high standard).

I’ll need to ask Elisabeth for a knighthood to get the Sir linked to my name for life.

sr. member
Activity: 1250
Merit: 295
Palestine
sir please we dont need this shit i dont like it its useless as we already have merit or maybe you can kick merit it will make it look better
full member
Activity: 479
Merit: 104
Sir, Aiming to rank up soon.
Lets wait until April 2.
full member
Activity: 462
Merit: 113
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April 01, 2018, 02:00:13 AM
#99
Activity & Merit
As before.

Politeness
How polite you have been in your posts, using language such as "please" and "sir". Politeness is after all the cornerstone of any good community.

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:
Code:
min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Imagination
Bitcoin would not even exist without Satoshi's impressive imagination, so I've decided to take this into account on the forum. Imaginative people are those who have posted many images.

Virtue
This is an upright, God-fearing community which will suffer no witchcraft or other heresy. This stat measures your moral virtue. Warning: those with low virtue may be visited by the holy inquisition.

Coins
How many different coins you have invested in. A good Bitcointalker will maintain a reasonable balance between conservative (100% yearly return) and aggressive (7% weekly return) tokens/coins.

Karma
This is how many non-scammer trust ratings you have both sent and received. Due to our strict moderation of the trust system, this is sure to be a highly reliable measure of your reliability vis-à-vis the trust system.

Forum time 7o'clock in the morning, and here in Philippines 3o'clock in the afternoon - yet still April 01, and I am battling with my mind - whether this kind of update was just a mere April 01 joke or not. Well played, Sir, for making me confused. Hahaha.
hero member
Activity: 2576
Merit: 883
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April 01, 2018, 01:59:50 AM
#98
Seriously, theymos? My politeness is only 252?!

You need to start calling him Sir theymos.  Wink
legendary
Activity: 3234
Merit: 1654
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April 01, 2018, 01:59:07 AM
#97
Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  Huh.

Too confused  Angry


I think it's not a joke nor part of April fools but a serious matter of new ranking system that theymos implement. But personally, I'm quite confuse about this whole thing work and how every posts will concluded by these new labels.
Hope more posts regarding to this will posted here.

LOL don't be serious, it's just an April fool like we had it last time. So enjoy it.
sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 363
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April 01, 2018, 01:58:46 AM
#96
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Politeness
How polite you have been in your posts, using language such as "please" and "sir". Politeness is after all the cornerstone of any good community.
The Pharmacist is sure going to love this!
hero member
Activity: 2184
Merit: 891
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April 01, 2018, 01:56:27 AM
#95
Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  Huh.

Too confused  Angry


I think it's not a joke nor part of April fools but a serious matter of new ranking system that theymos implement. But personally, I'm quite confuse about this whole thing work and how every posts will concluded by these new labels.
Hope more posts regarding to this will posted here.
hero member
Activity: 2520
Merit: 952
April 01, 2018, 01:55:05 AM
#94
Am I only one who thinks some of these things don't make sense at all?

Dear sir, the more the merrier, keep it simple stupid.

I hope this is joke.

hero member
Activity: 1232
Merit: 683
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April 01, 2018, 01:54:38 AM
#93
lol
newbie
Activity: 72
Merit: 0
April 01, 2018, 01:54:06 AM
#92
So level ranking based on merit is no longer in effect?
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