[April fools] New new rank requirements - page 32.

o_e_l_e_o

legendary

Activity: 2268

Merit: 18748

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 12:30:16 AM

Virtue
This is an upright, God-fearing community which will suffer no witchcraft or other heresy. This stat measures your moral virtue. Warning: those with low virtue may be visited by the holy inquisition.

I am a known and proven campaigner against witchcraft, and curer of curses and other spells. How can it be that my virtue is only 9? By my quick calculations, it should be at least over 9000. Please remedy with much haste.

Lutpin

copper member

Activity: 1904

Merit: 1874

Goodbye, Z.

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 01:11:16 AM

You sound cute, trying to protect your April Fool's day. But the real fun is reading the posts of people complaining about newly added rank up complexities!

Take it as a good sign that theymos knows that and even is able to make fun of it (and thus his own decision) in this way.

Though me hitting legendary at the last possible moment was a good fool as well (finally made it, regardless).

Quote from: Silent26 on April 01, 2018, 01:20:41 AM

Like what Mr. theymos said

That's Sir theymos.

Quote from: magpie_lover on April 01, 2018, 01:23:25 AM

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 12:30:16 AM

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:

Code:

min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Very simple indeed. What's special about 1103515245 though?

It's a modified version of a PRNG, dont ask me though why the number is used in the original ones.

Silent26

sr. member

Activity: 602

Merit: 327

Politeness: 1227: - 0 / +1

Quote from: dayem708 on April 01, 2018, 01:10:23 AM

Sir, please explain to me what is Virtue?

Like what Sir theymos said,

Quote from: Lutpin on April 01, 2018, 01:22:03 AM

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 01:11:16 AM

You sound cute, trying to protect your April Fool's day. But the real fun is reading the posts of people complaining about newly added rank up complexities!

Take it as a good sign that theymos knows that and even is able to make fun of it (and thus his own decision) in this way.

Though me hitting legendary at the last possible moment was a good fool as well (finally made it, regardless).

Quote from: Silent26 on April 01, 2018, 01:20:41 AM

Like what Mr. theymos said

That's Sir theymos.

My apologies Sir. I thought calling "Mr" will only result as one definition, and it is "Respecting", by the way it still is. But I realised that the position of "Sir" is more higher than "Mr". And Sir theymos's position is higher than a Full Member like me. Actually it doesn't matter, as long as you respect a person from the bottom of your heart, calling him/her using any name will be just fine.

By the way I corrected it Sir Luptin Wink

thanks for reminding me.

Sigmas55

member

Activity: 658

Merit: 36

Telegram:@sigmas55

OMG, just opened the forum to find all those parameters under my name :S

ZinLee

copper member

Activity: 406

Merit: 0

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 12:30:16 AM

Dear Sir,
I do not think this is a joke, but if this is true, then I think it is one great thing
there are some indicators do not clearly understood, there is a provision that the promotion? If so, how much should be achieved for metrics to promotions? Or just achieve some merit.
Please explain me more! Tks so much!

Kakmakr

legendary

Activity: 3542

Merit: 1965

Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform

Prepare for a barrage of rage quit posters going in over drive over this new AF merit system. Grin

I see this as a good sign of what can be done to improve the system in the future, if there might be a reason for that. The merit system already created a buzz with all the newbies. Grin

Good one, it got some good laughs from me today. Grin

ACVinegar

member

Activity: 196

Merit: 20

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 01:11:16 AM

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 01:02:58 AM

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 12:56:55 AM

LOL, when you see Pharmacist having a politeness score of 1195, you know that this new system is April Fool's joke! Grin

It actually is a real stat (counting instances of "thanks" etc. in posts). But he has a lot of posts.

You sound cute, trying to protect your April Fool's day. But the real fun is reading the posts of people complaining about newly added rank up complexities!
Fun Fact: This is the first time Theymos replied me. Guess my meme was good enough!

Whether it is true or not? I see that it will gonna be a hot topic today.

Harribel03

newbie

Activity: 99

Merit: 0

Quote from: Rippta23 on April 01, 2018, 01:00:15 AM

Is it coincidence that the new regulations of the forum is made on April 1st? Nope.
Mr. Theymos made this new set of requirements not to fool the members of the forum but in order to solve the problem in bitcointalk.
But I would like to say that after a week there are lots of issues and protests that will be made in this thread again. Like what happened on the merit system. Well, it does not matter at all since Sir Theymos knows what is better in the forum!
It might be a difficult to go with the flow because I am alsi a newbie but I am here to learn and I am hoping that someday, I will reach the higher ranks.

Expect the unexpected! A lot of complains will flow in the forum and a lot of criticism, suggestions and praise will be made. For sure, this will become more difficult to us new members.
Merit is almost hard plus all of this stuff. Anyways, just be positive!
May I ask Sir Theymos, is it necessary to cope up those needed requirements to rank up? What is the attainable numbers of that stuff in order to rank up?

jseverson

hero member

Activity: 1834

Merit: 759

Goddamn it, I knew I should have been calling people sir more often. I'm so sorry sirs.

I also hope my use of the word "goddamnit" doesn't affect my already low virtue score.

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 01:12:56 AM

Quote from: dayem708 on April 01, 2018, 01:10:23 AM

Sir, please explain to me what is Virtue?

The seven virtues are chastity, temperence, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility. Any true Bitcoiner will fully exemplify all seven virtues, of course.

Wait, chastity? Does this mean everyone who's had premarital sex is automatically disqualified from ranking up??? This is so unfair!!!

But yeah well played sir theymos lol. Happy April Fools everyone!

piter_wip12592

newbie

Activity: 219

Merit: 0

I do not understand much about this new arrangement. Who can tell me if I want to become a member, I have to achieve something on .merit, politeness, fmerit, imagination, virtue, coins, karma. How do you get new rankings?

theymos

administrator

Activity: 5222

Merit: 13032

Quote from: dayem708 on April 01, 2018, 01:10:23 AM

Sir, please explain to me what is Virtue?

The seven virtues are chastity, temperence, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility. Any true Bitcoiner will fully exemplify all seven virtues, of course.

siddartha1492

sr. member

Activity: 952

Merit: 284

In love with Bitcoin!! 💓💕

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 01:02:58 AM

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 12:56:55 AM

LOL, when you see Pharmacist having a politeness score of 1195, you know that this new system is April Fool's joke! Grin

It actually is a real stat (counting instances of "thanks" etc. in posts). But he has a lot of posts.

You sound cute, trying to protect your April Fool's day. But the real fun is reading the posts of people complaining about newly added rank up complexities!
Fun Fact: This is the first time Theymos replied me. Guess my meme was good enough!

negancoin

full member

Activity: 560

Merit: 126

I don't trust anyone today, not even my eyes !

Pali

member

Activity: 221

Merit: 13

Haha good april fools! Cool

dayem708

jr. member

Activity: 123

Merit: 2

Sir, please explain to me what is Virtue?

endlasuresh

full member

Activity: 756

Merit: 103

Quote from: dxbcoin on April 01, 2018, 12:58:02 AM

Please let me know sir, is it an April Fool?

It's real not April Fool as you can see stats in every profile below avatar.

Theymos, You should keep negative points to be expire, but here people using Trust system for their revenge.

TheBeardedBaby

legendary

Activity: 2240

Merit: 3150

₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 01:02:58 AM

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 12:56:55 AM

LOL, when you see Pharmacist having a politeness score of 1195, you know that this new system is April Fool's joke! Grin

It actually is a real stat (counting instances of "thanks" etc. in posts). But he has a lot of posts.

I know it's just an April Fool's joke but let it be for a little bit longer, it's sooo entertaining

Cryptoearner

full member

Activity: 322

Merit: 102

xdice.io

Theymos your Virtue is 7 So it means your account is in risk? Right?

There is requirement of having mini virtue, how we can know whose account is in risk expect if you have 0.

And where we need to post this:

Quote

Merit: 40
Activity: 56
Politeness: 36
fMerit: 56
Imagination: 36
Virtue: 40
Coins: 56
Karma: 40

To know either its working or not?

How you will count Coins? I mean how you know how much coins i have?

theymos

administrator

Activity: 5222

Merit: 13032

Quote from: siddartha1492 on April 01, 2018, 12:56:55 AM

LOL, when you see Pharmacist having a politeness score of 1195, you know that this new system is April Fool's joke! Grin

It actually is a real stat (counting instances of "thanks" etc. in posts). But he has a lot of posts.

coptoandau

newbie

Activity: 182

Merit: 0

Yes sir! Did you study it carefully when making your decision?

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