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Topic: [April fools] New new rank requirements - page 31. (Read 11676 times)

copper member
Activity: 2324
Merit: 2142
Slots Enthusiast & Expert
April 01, 2018, 01:31:26 AM
#71
Dear sir,

You must be kidding
Please review your decision before you do anything "nice"
Oh.. it's 1st April
Well played sir
Wish you all the best!
Let's see if my politeness point increase or not

Sincerely,
Your polite member
legendary
Activity: 2968
Merit: 3406
Crypto Swap Exchange
April 01, 2018, 01:31:12 AM
#70
I'm shocked that I'm polite on this forum with 892 politeness while in person isn't Cheesy, upon seeing posts above I have the largest number of this even than theymos lmao.
I've got more "1189" Tongue

It actually is a real stat (counting instances of "thanks" etc. in posts). But he has a lot of posts. Smiley
Testing:

- Thanks for everything.

Will I gain another one? Grin

I know it's just an April Fool's joke but let it be for a little bit longer, it's sooo entertaining Smiley
GOD, NOOO (a new topic will be created every other minute in Meta), although I agree with you (latter part) Wink

I have to admit: Halfway through, I bookmarked this thread (face palm) Embarrassed
jr. member
Activity: 65
Merit: 2
April 01, 2018, 01:31:03 AM
#69
In the OP it says "Rank adjustments happen every week on Tuesday, and you can only go up 1 rank per week." Does that mean that activity time now goes up on a weekly basis rather than bi weekly?
sr. member
Activity: 1218
Merit: 410
April 01, 2018, 01:30:12 AM
#68
Hello, sir. Can i get a lot politeness now, please? I want to rank up now!

I almost don't realize it, lol. You got me!
newbie
Activity: 147
Merit: 0
April 01, 2018, 01:29:53 AM
#67
I don’t know what the added new rules mean. Do I need to add polite phrases such as Mr. or Please to each post? I think this is an undeniable move.
newbie
Activity: 82
Merit: 0
April 01, 2018, 01:29:31 AM
#66

I'm still a newbie. I don't understand the new rules at all. How can I increase my ‘virtue’? . Do not know if this is more and more complicated.
staff
Activity: 1718
Merit: 1206
April 01, 2018, 01:29:20 AM
#65
Seriously, theymos? My politeness is only 252?!
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 1416
April 01, 2018, 01:28:54 AM
#64
Nice April joke i guess Smiley
copper member
Activity: 2996
Merit: 2374
April 01, 2018, 01:28:32 AM
#63
Because of this, the entire forum will look like signature spammers with all the "please sir"'s being posted.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1565
The first decentralized crypto betting platform
April 01, 2018, 01:28:18 AM
#62
I hope Theymos locks this thread by tomorrow, otherwise it is going to turn into a over-100 pages spam megathread:

dear all,
this is just for testing purpose sir if my politeness will increase with this post sir

thanks and kind regards
gawer33
Sir,  I am pleased to see an improvement on the ranking system on this forum but I'll appreciate more explanation on some of the new features especially 'Coins'.
Thank you
Dear Sir,
I do not think this is a joke, but if this is true, then I think it is one great thing
there are some indicators do not clearly understood, there is a provision that the promotion? If so, how much should be achieved for metrics to promotions? Or just achieve some merit.
Please explain me more! Tks so much!
I do not understand much about this new arrangement. Who can tell me if I want to become a member, I have to achieve something on .merit, politeness, fmerit, imagination, virtue, coins, karma. How do you get new rankings?
sr. member
Activity: 1162
Merit: 260
April 01, 2018, 01:27:43 AM
#61
it is only me or somebody else see a fly on those 'graphic' ?

LOL! I also also watching a fly on the graphic. Cheesy

How does it know how many coins I have invested it?

Don't have any clue  Huh Huh
newbie
Activity: 99
Merit: 0
April 01, 2018, 01:27:30 AM
#60
Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  Huh.

Too confused  Angry



 I think it is an April fool's joke by theymos  his always full of surprises in months of April last year they give us logo of token.
newbie
Activity: 69
Merit: 0
April 01, 2018, 01:26:12 AM
#59
The only thing is that this changes people's behavior, but it won't really be what's in their heart. Now users are going to be like, "Thank you my dear sir." To win kindness points.  Smiley Maybe it will really make them better.
legendary
Activity: 2716
Merit: 1225
Once a man, twice a child!
April 01, 2018, 01:25:57 AM
#58
This is really good. Thank you once again, Theymos. Posters who can't make a post without involving the curse and F words now have some restrictions. Politeness takes care of that. By the way, is there going to be a bot to search out the "Sir" words which expectedly will become ubiquitous now?

Observation
On "Imagination", I think Theymos will have to device means posters can easily upload pictures directly without going through another app like imgur. That's cumbersome. Many a poster like me always have that as a barrier.

On "Coins", how did you arrive at that because I can't remember buying any here.

And then, you have successfully opened another floodgate of threads that will follow after the merit system. It's a new business of making posts count.

Question, does it mean ranking up now doesn't solely depend on the merit system?
jr. member
Activity: 309
Merit: 5
April 01, 2018, 01:25:08 AM
#57
dear all,
this is just for testing purpose sir if my politeness will increase with this post sir

thanks and kind regards
gawer33

edit: does not work sir, does someone need it to put "+ kindness" to increase I will be glad if someone will this. thanks in advance
sr. member
Activity: 728
Merit: 265
April 01, 2018, 01:24:23 AM
#56
I see that this one doesn't show when you click your profile https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile or someone else profile. Probably better if implemented. I like the Politeness and Imagination thing, and to put it bluntly questions might get flooded over again.
member
Activity: 756
Merit: 16
We All Can Make It
April 01, 2018, 01:24:03 AM
#55
Sir,  I am pleased to see an improvement on the ranking system on this forum but I'll appreciate more explanation on some of the new features especially 'Coins'.
Thank you
full member
Activity: 462
Merit: 104
Crypto Marketer For Whales
April 01, 2018, 01:23:57 AM
#54
God please sir why do you have to make things so complicated like this. Please please please this is very frustrating from someone's position.
jr. member
Activity: 182
Merit: 8
April 01, 2018, 01:23:25 AM
#53
fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:
Code:
min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Very simple indeed. Grin Grin Grin What's special about 1103515245 though?
copper member
Activity: 2996
Merit: 2374
April 01, 2018, 01:22:30 AM
#52
Lol, I had been looking forward to this years April fools prank!

Some of these stats would probably actually be useful to keep (if they are not too resource intensive). For example, the Coins stat might help detect shills in the ICO/altcoin section if it measured how many unique ANN threads a user has posed in.

I think the karma rating might be useful, depending on how exactly it is calculated (upon serious implementation).

Happy April fools!
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