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member
Activity: 67
Merit: 10
July 23, 2014, 05:19:43 AM
I recommend to follow that thread for a while, asshole is really on fire...

I wonder is he so insane that he believes the stuff he says? 
legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1193
July 22, 2014, 06:25:21 PM
Since this is the lie thread, here's another. http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

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The bottom line is that BFL is the only 28nm chip manufacturer on its 2nd generation ASIC.

Outright lie. Bitmain and Spondoolies are also on their 2nd gen 28nm ASICs. Bitmain has even shipped, and Spondoolies is due to ship in days.
legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1193
July 22, 2014, 06:22:57 PM
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We haven't gone out of business, stolen funds,

That's what MtGox used to say. How'd that turn out?
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1067
Christian Antkow
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
July 04, 2014, 12:28:11 AM
Not to mention you wouldnt be able to fit 4 in that case with all the water cooling blocks etc and where would you put the radiators.

These are not going to be of any use in a rack.....

FTFY

FTFY2



Temp Sandbox

Hans Krebs: The enemy made a breakthrough.

They took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf.

They're at the northern city border, between Frohnau and Pankow.

In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Karlshorst.

Adolf Hitler: If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright.

Hans Krebs: Mein Führer...

Steiner...

Alfred Jodl: Steiner didn't have enough men.

The attack didn't take place.

[Hitler pauses to take off his glasses]

Adolf Hitler: The following stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf.

(The four named generals, along with Goebbels and Bormann, remain in the room as the others leave. The door closes behind them)

That was an order!

Steiner's attack was an order!

How dare you ignore my orders?!

(Hitler's ranting is clearly audible outside the room)

Is this what it came to?

The military, everybody lied to me.

Even the SS!

The generals are no more than a bunch of disloyal cowards!

Burgdorf: Mein Führer, I can't permit you to insult the German soldiers-

Adolf Hitler: They are all cowards, traitors and failures!

Burgdorf: Mein Führer, This is outrageous!

Adolf Hitler: The generals are the scum of the German people!

(flings a pencil onto the table)

NO SENSE OF HONOUR!

You call yourself general because you spent years at the academy

where you only learned how to use a knife and fork!

For years, the military obstructed me.

All you ever did is thwart me.

What I should have done,

is had all the high officers executed, like Stalin did!

(pauses)

I never went to the academy.

But I conquered all of Europe on my own. (pounds chest; holds up fists like a gorilla)

Traitors!

I've been betrayed and deceived from the start.

Such enormous betrayal

of the German people. But all these traitors will pay.

They will pay with their own blood!

They will drown in their blood!

Traudl Junge: (To Gerda, outside the room) Gerda, please calm yourself.

Adolf Hitler: All my orders have been ignored.

How can I be a leader under these circumstances?

It's over.

The war is lost. (reaches for collar)

But if you think this means I'll leave Berlin...

you're wrong. I'd rather shoot a bullet through my head.

[sighs]

Do whatever you want.

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hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1000
July 03, 2014, 04:47:30 AM
Not to mention you wouldnt be able to fit 4 in that case with all the water cooling blocks etc and where would you put the radiators.

These are not going to be of any use in a rack.....

FTFY
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 254
July 03, 2014, 04:13:20 AM
Not to mention you wouldnt be able to fit 4 in that case with all the water cooling blocks etc and where would you put the radiators.

These are not going to be of any use in a rack.....
DrG
legendary
Activity: 2086
Merit: 1035
July 03, 2014, 03:44:48 AM
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Q: Can you host these for me?

A: Yes.

Cloud hosted mining makes it easy.  Although Monarch cards have a USB plug, so you can run them outside as a computer peripheral if you want, they've been design optimized for PCIe use in rack mount data center servers, or any standard ATX motherboard.  An example of four BPU's in a 4U rackmount


Butterfly Labs has arranged to provide cloud hosting of your Monarch cards with either Six or Twelve month hosting terms available at checkout.  Your cloud hosted miner will be set up and made accessible to you online.  All maintenance, hosting, power & software setup will be provided.  All you need to do is configure your bitcoin wallet address and hit 'go'.


haha, look at that picture.  if these suckers are on water cooling right now you would need a bathtub and a jacuzzi pump to flush the 2.4KW of heat away - damn, I just gave BFL a new product.  BaFLuzzi - Bitcoin miner and jacuzzi in one.
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1001
July 02, 2014, 06:44:22 PM
Sonny taught Josh well,didn't he Huh   Cheesy

My little collection of meme's I made way back when  Cheesy











legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1193
July 02, 2014, 06:35:07 PM
BFL set up their own non-profit entity purely for the sake of receiving this 1000 coins.

You give BFL entirely too much credit. Bitcoindf.org has absolutely no charity/non-profit status whatsoever. It is owned and operated by BFL.
member
Activity: 68
Merit: 10
July 02, 2014, 03:49:05 PM
The BFL "charity" page at BidtoinDF.org shows:

571 coins donated
 408 coin remaining, and no outgoing donations listed since August 2013.

Blockchain shows the address as having received a total of 1503 coins, with a final balance of 408 coins.
Initial funding of the donation address shows 3 lots of about 500 coins each going in in June 2013, and one lot of about 500 coins going out to an address that hasn't been touched since. Probably a BFL account.

BFL started this with the 1000 coins they promised to charity (*1) because the 65nm products didn't meet original power expectations.

(*1) At the time, most people assumed they meant a real charity, BFL set up their own non-profit entity purely for the sake of receiving this 1000 coins.

One of the latest donations (December 31, was that a tax avoidance move?) is 25 coins to the lifeboat foundation, which basically plans to HODL coins for future value, and their grand plan of surviving the computer singularity.    List of board members includes Josh Zerlan, no surprise there.

Stinky stinky pseudo charity.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
July 02, 2014, 11:05:18 AM
Don't forget the April Fools (2013) Luke Unit shipped before the deadline, whereupon Luke uploaded pics provided by Josh of the rig still at BFL's facility as proof of delivery.
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 254
July 02, 2014, 02:01:58 AM
I want BFL's time machine.  Shipping things last month is just awesome service  Cheesy Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 3878
Merit: 1193
July 01, 2014, 02:52:59 PM
Time for our monthly update on Monarch ship dates:

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

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Oct: "November / December    Initial Shipping"
Nov: "November / December    Initial Shipping"
Dec: "With that in mind, our current schedule is on track for shippments to begin towards end of year."
Jan: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in January 2014."
Feb: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in February, 2014."
Mar: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in February, 2014."
Apr:  "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in February, 2014."
May: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in May, 2014."
Jun: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in May, 2014."
Jul: "However, this is our second generation, so we have much greater clarity on the process and plan to begin shipments in June, 2014."
hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1000
June 13, 2014, 12:22:33 PM
This just in:

http://www.woodlaw.com/cases/butterfly-labs-and-bf-labs-inc-bitcoin-miners

http://www.woodlaw.com/sites/default/files/casedocs/2014-04-04%20Complaint.pdf

Code:
Class Action Allegations
54. Plaintiffs bring this action on their own behalf and on behalf of a class of
all persons similarly situated, pursuant to Rule 23(a) and Rule 23(b)(3). The Plaintiff
Class consists of all persons who pre-paid Defendant for Bitcoin mining equipment.



vs. SLok





Someone doesn't want Sonny to go back to the big house not the one he bought with pre-order money the one where the Judge will send him for breaking his probation.
hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1000
June 11, 2014, 12:19:15 AM
Any new additions to the list?

Must be a few now with the latest BS from BFL on the Monarch delays.
full member
Activity: 242
Merit: 100
Blockchain-based Financial Ecosystem
June 02, 2014, 10:35:11 AM
Render,



vs. reality




vs. something that works, air cooled and ships out today 1.4Th/s for under 2$ a gh/s.








Just for BFL right now: http://www.sadtrombone.com
hero member
Activity: 924
Merit: 1000
June 02, 2014, 08:43:14 AM
Render,



vs. reality




vs. something that works, air cooled and ships out today 1.4Th/s for under 2$ a gh/s.






full member
Activity: 137
Merit: 100
June 02, 2014, 08:26:27 AM
Look again:
http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/
"plan to begin shipments in May, 2014."

For reference;

[img]https://i.imgur.com/dihGtGG.png[  /img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/XWiO20Y.png[  /img]


900 Amps? lol wtf
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