The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Everyone run to your fallout shelters, if access to a shelter is not readily available, please proceed in an orderly fashion to your nearest location that may contain any of the following:
a.) Desk
b.) Table
c.) Refrigerator
d.) Rock
e.) Plastic garbage bag
f.) Corpse
g.) Accumulated pile of dead babies
Once you have found such a location, proceed to place yourself in a sitting position underneath one of the aforementioned items. Calmly bring your knees close to your chest while placing your head between your knees. Now that you have calmly and orderly placed yourself in this safety position slowly, while maintaining your sense of calm, ensuring not to disturb the three sea shells, begin to bring your lips into a pucker and kiss your ass goodbye.
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