SURPRIZE: NOW YOU HAVE, ITS CALLED BITCOIN!
It was always cool there, for millenia.
Someone asked a while ago, to name one thing that gold has as an advantage over bitcoin. Well, to take a recent incident, nobody can come in and say "you know what, I will fork it" - like the XT fiasco, where suddenly you may have 2 versions of bitcoin and loss of trust in the ecosystem with price going -15% down.
"Politics" can do this to bitcoin, while gold will remain the same in quality no matter what. Nobody can change its properties, unlike bitcoin which is somewhat malleable - being code.