But then I have been bitchin and moaning and PM'ing bizwoo, and have been ignored, for 3 weeks already. I also recall people in this thread saying that I'm hilarious and to chill the fuck out.
Hope it all works out, but I think it's too late now. You snooze, you loose.
The problem with me my friend is that I have a very small asshole. I do NOT let myself get fucked by ANYONE and NO-ONE. You on the other hand seem to take it without Vaseline from BFL, Avalon etc, and are very CHILLED OUT about it. Not my style. In my country we call people like that "Corno Manso". I'll PM you a translation if you like as this is already OT.
Cheers.