to celebrate the appointment of HRH Sir Zechariah, The Prince Royal, to the Heir to the Throne of Crypto Kingdom
for those who wondered the previous version, this is the official speech:For no less than 208 years, the King rpietila I has ruled without an heir. The Kingdom does not practice primogeniture, so the (birth or) Introduction of Jungherr Zechariah in 1450 did not change the situation. The level ranking is such that L14 is a special level, within which the precedence, Royal/Noble status, and level title, are all custom and according to the situation. For all this time, no L14 promotions have happened.
We have a great influx of immigrants ahead of us. The war in neighboring countries and the bad rulers, laws and lawlessnesses there, have made the people receptive to consider leaving, and the rumors of good and rightful rule and peaceful living conditions here, have spread to many an ear and even more so when some come and tell their friends and relatives.
As primogeniture is not practiced, the King may choose the heir according to his will. No effort has been spared to search for the candidates among the most achieved nobles. The youngster James Daniel has been considered. But reigning is a very demanding task, and it is difficult to gain experience. My son, The Marquess of Tavastia, has lived the Kingdom life for 150 years under the strictest watch. Being son of King has not made his life easy. If any issues have existed, the rumors have known them. But all those have been for making him ready to reign.
Sir Zechariah, the Prince Royal responds:
Your Majesty The King, Your Graces, Highnesses and Excellencies, Barons, Knights, Ladies, Gentlemen, Wizards, Masters and practitioners of any trade,
I am humbled to be bestowed this great burden. I wish many years to Dad so that it would not fall on me too early, because I have a long experience of seeing how numerous the tasks and how elusive the rewards of doing them well are. Because the official duties have not existed during my not being the heir apparent, and there have been older and higher other people for high positions to be fulfilled, I have turned my interest first to horseback riding, then landlording, and many kinds of businesses, most recently I've been appointed CEO of NewCorp, a 25,000 mil entity, which sounds fancy but is strictly according to the businessplan. The wine shop was instrumental in mitigating the effect on the recent plague for many. In the future, I will continue the businesses for the people, unless Kingdom duties call.
I want to reveal that the Royal Architects have not forsaken Versailles. The general plan is ready but there has not been the opportunity to present it. The already gardened 9-chapelry entity will have its westmost 3 chapelries as a park, the N-C-S chapelries will contain the Château of Versailles, the largest building in town, and (after considering all other choices) I will take my official residence there as well, and keep the Zechariah Palace from 1480 in 1-N as a private residence. The Cour Royale will be built around the "secret obelisk" (which was constructed in 1600 at the same time that the whole borough was walled to prevent seeing it). The Avenue de Champs-Élysées will extend from the innermost heart of the château, King's bedroom, to the stairs of San Pietro, altogether about 950 m long and no less than 40 m wide at any point. (My innate speculator tells me that it might be a nice land grab if you get the chance in the next 100 years.)
It is clear that beating Dad in official speaking requires practice, so I turn to what I know better - import of spirits. After sluggish entry to the market, the RUM that I bought from Amsterdam a few years ago, turned out to be quite good stuff. Before any of the plagues and nasty stuff, I sent an expedition party to procure the drink called Whisky as well, with the sole designation to find the best one. The party arrived back and said that they had been lead to a place simply called "island" and there the best whisky could be had if you know how to get it. There were so many of them actually and each not claiming to be the best but pointing to the others, as if they were not in the business of selling the product at all. The negotiations took long but after enough of their own product, the distillers' tongue was loosened so that the consensus was that LAG is the best.
At an enormous cost of 0.5 IC/bottle (half of CLXII, 5 times higher than that of RME), plus taxes of course, I managed to bring a cache of 800 bottles for this event. Somehow there is no feeling of drinking voluntarily now, though... Keep them as gifts, and more can be purchased from my shop (although in limited quantities because of limited stocks). I decided to give to my friends, and to those who decided to plunder their lovingly-built stores during the plague, because of an even greater love for the poor. Soul was also a co-conspirator on the voyage. I have decided that this is the spirit of my coronation. Sounds ominous of course, but does not mean more than that spirit is eternal and body of the King is not.
You did not know that the French call their heirs apparent Dolphins? Well me neither. But when I found out, it sounded so cute that I schemed
Order of the Dolphin. It's about time to have new order in the kingdom... I am the grandmaster, and the Order has 1 class only "Knight/Dame of the Dolphin". The trick is that every serious challenge gives the opportunity to earn it anew, and therefore become Knight
many times. In practice this is achieved by giving the Dolphin Medal every time it is earned, over again.
The Dolphin Medal is made of Electrum-50, an alloy of gold and silver, which is forbidden for other purposes (as is wholly gilded silver).
If a commoner is knighted in the order, his level is also promoted to L8.
The first Dolphin Challenge, plague, resulted in the following:
HM The King
HE The Prince of Ramsey
HSH The Duke of OZ
HE The Prince of Soul
(now) Knight Cryptonic
myself
HH of NF
Marquess of White Cross
were given the first Dolphin Medals.
See you in Ultima tomorrow!
Oh yes, and today the party of drinking spirits to celebrate this is cancelled. Most alive have been drinking more spirits in a shorter time than ever anticipated