Contact me and I'll return the coins on your behalf to Cryptsy, don't need or want to know your identity, and I'll take a lower cut than cryptcrackhead. If you want to return all the BTC, I can pay you your split in unregistered securities, such as savings bonds, or whatever commodity you would like, such as rough diamonds, gold coins, las vegas/atlantic city/macau casino chips, maple syrup, etc. I can get you whatever works for you if BTC is too hot to handle.
This is the most brilliant post on this thread.
Bravo!
TT
I have a better offer: Return all the BTC to a bitcoin address controlled by Rassah keeping 500 BTC for yourself (the event dude) and I'll accept nothing for your efforts (or my efforts). By the end of 30 days (60 days max to allow for whatever), ALL the bitcoins will be returned to Cryptsy's initial depositors.