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Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 107. (Read 128881 times)

legendary
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I'm trying to raise capital to invest.  At the beginning of this year I had no money, now I have around 1500, I'd say I'm doing pretty good.

I'm not offering interest free loans yet, but if deposits were high enough, I'd love to. Not to make money but to help people.
legendary
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2.5% - 3.2% weekly means 261% - 414% yearly (1.02552≈3.61 and 1.03252≈5.14). So every 1 BTC you invest would become somewhere between 3.61 to 5.14 BTC after one year.

If you can make that kind of money, why don't you just do this with your own money and become financially independent within a few years?
full member
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Your deposits will be invested in numerous ventures including mining hardware, data hosting infrastructure, low interest loans and interest free loans for investors.

I don't get it: you'll pay 2.5%-3.2% to borrow money from people (since accepting a deposit is similar to getting a loan), so that you can lend this money at a lower interest rate? How do you plan to be profitable?

I need a loan for 3-6 weeks, I'd be willing to pay 3% weekly interest.

At the same time, you're trying to borrow money at 3% interest rate for yourself, instead of going through your "bank" where you could supposedly get better terms?

I can't understand what you're after.
legendary
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Paid this weeks interest early with extra bonus.  You two helped me out a bunch, thank you.

.725 and 1.885 BTC sent.
hero member
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My name Effonzo from Nigeria.. I invest you 10 million pesos if you first pay my lawyer fee's of 1 million pesos.... Do we have good deal?
legendary
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With this venture, do you start earning money for yourself immediately, or only after you have raised a certain amount of capital?
I use the capital of each investment differently, nothing immediate. I just use my better judgement to decide whether I should use or hold the deposits.
newbie
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I've went ahead and sent out the first payment since I may be busy this weekend.  I sent a little extra as a thanks for giving faith in me.

.725 BTC and 1.885 BTC sent to depositors.

Received
Keep up the good work
Thank you
sr. member
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With this venture, do you start earning money for yourself immediately, or only after you have raised a certain amount of capital?
legendary
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I've went ahead and sent out the first payment since I may be busy this weekend.  I sent a little extra as a thanks for giving faith in me.

.725 BTC and 1.885 BTC sent to depositors.
sr. member
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That's like a handicapped person calling you retarded.

QFT <3
legendary
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now.  

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
Is it because of my name or avatar?

Your name and avatar have nothing to do with it.  To be honest, the name and avatar actually lend credibility that you may actually be up to something that has the potential to generate returns.  It's your post history, revolving loan requests and inability to repay on time that would concern me as a potential depositor.

If OP doesn't understand why this is a bad thing to say if you want to be taken seriously, we have nothing more to discuss with him.

Hello investors and the alike!  I have a plan to make several millions of dollars but do not quite have the resources to begin.  It will begin with a process of fundraising until I am making several thousand a month, I have already figured out how to implement this quite simply/quickly.  The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this, there is currently no supply and I shouldn't have a problem finding interested buyers.  Nothing can or will stop me once I reach this point, I will be making a few million/year by now.  This is projected to be anywhere from 1-3 years in the future.  From there I will reinvest and expand into all types of fields that directly benefit the human race.  I hope to create hundreds of jobs and permanently alter the lives of those that have helped me throughout my life. Money holds no value to me and I am not doing this to achieve wealth, but to achieve happiness and sustainability.

I will reach my goal regardless if people invest into me

Do it then.


I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.

For god's sake, even Atlas of all people called your requests in that thread irrational. That's like a handicapped person calling you retarded.

Your "big business plan" was to make seasteads to sell drugs. You were wrong about their market then and you're probably wrong about your plans now. A few couple-hundred BTC loans do not a business man maketh.
You know nothing about my plan.  Please stop spreading misinformation.
legendary
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Any inability to pay on time was caused by something beyond my control, for example, mtgox holding my money and dwolla doing the same.  I learned from those situations and now only deal with dwolla, bitinstant and forum users to get my funds.  Mistakes happen but at the end of the day we correct them and grow from them.
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now.  

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
Is it because of my name or avatar?

Your name and avatar have nothing to do with it.  To be honest, the name and avatar actually lend credibility that you may actually be up to something that has the potential to generate returns.  It's your post history, revolving loan requests and inability to repay on time that would concern me as a potential depositor.

If OP doesn't understand why this is a bad thing to say if you want to be taken seriously, we have nothing more to discuss with him.

Hello investors and the alike!  I have a plan to make several millions of dollars but do not quite have the resources to begin.  It will begin with a process of fundraising until I am making several thousand a month, I have already figured out how to implement this quite simply/quickly.  The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this, there is currently no supply and I shouldn't have a problem finding interested buyers.  Nothing can or will stop me once I reach this point, I will be making a few million/year by now.  This is projected to be anywhere from 1-3 years in the future.  From there I will reinvest and expand into all types of fields that directly benefit the human race.  I hope to create hundreds of jobs and permanently alter the lives of those that have helped me throughout my life. Money holds no value to me and I am not doing this to achieve wealth, but to achieve happiness and sustainability.

I will reach my goal regardless if people invest into me

Do it then.


I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.

For god's sake, even Atlas of all people called your requests in that thread irrational. That's like a handicapped person calling you retarded.

Your "big business plan" was to make seasteads to sell drugs. You were wrong about their market then and you're probably wrong about your plans now. A few couple-hundred BTC loans do not a business man maketh.
donator
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now. 

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
Is it because of my name or avatar?

Your name and avatar have nothing to do with it.  To be honest, the name and avatar actually lend credibility that you may actually be up to something that has the potential to generate returns.  It's your post history, revolving loan requests and inability to repay on time that would concern me as a potential depositor.
legendary
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The more concerning thing is atleast 1 of his 2 investors looks real...

in fairness though.. Dank doesnt seem to the be the first person  to ask for loans then a day later suddenly be able to offer investments.
hero member
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now. 

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
Is it because of my name or avatar?

Probably mainly your post history.
legendary
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now. 

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
Is it because of my name or avatar?
donator
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I will admit when I saw dank's ridiculous and constantly growing lending requests I thought for sure he was a scammer.  Granted the loan requests continue to get larger and now for some reason he has the reputation to start a deposit program, but I thought for sure he'd have disappeared by now. 

Perhaps someone should put a bet on betsofbitcoin as to whether or not dank will default on his obligations by the end of the year?
legendary
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What the.. I don't even.. this should be fun  Cheesy

+1. Who knows, maybe people will invest tips. It's good entertainment. Grin
legendary
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This is completely unnecessary, please refer me to some of his posts that sound like mine.  I recall reading his posts before and disagreeing with their nature.

How much would you like to bet, btw?  There is an infinitely higher chance of me getting a million dollar loan since I'm not Atlas and I know it.

And my account is over a year old, but hey, believe what you wish.
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