Is this guy for serious?
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I'd warn anyone away from this.
Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 111. (Read 128919 times)
A bank??
And who are you exactly? Dank's just a pseudonym I would think.
And who are you exactly? Dank's just a pseudonym I would think.
Hello, everyone, my name is Dank and I'm here to prove my worthiness as an investment. I have a dream, a dream unfolding before my eyes, guiding me through life and I'm here to ask for the financial support needed to make my dream a reality.
By the end of this year, 2012, I believe I will be a highly known guitarist/musician. This time frame may seem unrealistically short, for I have only started playing electric guitar towards the end of August, but recent realizations have led me to believe this is possible. Humans have been evolving exponentially for some time now, with advances in technology and communication lessening the time needed for the same amount of change to occur. Logically, following this pattern, there will come a time when more change happens in an hour than has happened in the last millennium. Through meditation, connecting to a higher consciousness within, and communicating these ideas, I've had the epiphany that 2012 is a real event. It's not the end of the world and it's nothing to fear, the changes occurring through 2012 are completely spiritual. Humans are waking up from the illusion of our man-made society, our awareness is increasing and we are once again discovering the true spiritual nature of our universe and self. This burst of love gleaming through the world will manifest globally, this year, and with the increased self awareness and worldly consciousness (through communication/technology), it will stay among us. The truth can be found within one's self, and when the truth is found, it spreads like wildfire. More and more individuals are realizing, the only thing needed to be truly happy, is to act out of love. By the end of this year, we will reach a critical point where love is rampantly understood and sought upon, where more humans become in tune with our consciousness and leave behind their egos, along with the negativity associated with ego, such as greed, disease, war, power and fear. This power of love is what will give me the ability to effectively play guitar, from the soul, this year.
I'm no more special than anyone else, many others know these things and more learn everyday. Our ancestors knew these times would come, and you do to. Your consciousness, our consciousness, knows everything, it's up to you to tap into it and find out for yourself.
I'm calling upon individuals to help support me as I, and others, share this message of love among mankind. I would like to organize a music festival, larger than woodstock, by the end of the year, and believe it is possible, with the conscious, united effort of humanity.
I'm looking for people interested in helping with the music festival. What we're looking for:
✓ 1000 Acres land
✓ Stage equipment
✓ Audio equipment
✓ Audio technician
✓ Lighting equipment
✓ Lighting technician
✓ Contractor (build bathrooms)
✓ Electrician
✓ Lots of fireworks + pyro
Optionally, we will also set up some carnival type rides if we could get a volunteer for them.
Of course, we could have more than one of each volunteering position and anyone that just wants to volunteer to help, can.
Help be a part of history by taking the end of the year off of work and working together, as one, to form the biggest music festival ever.
Updated guitar samples will be posted periodically: http://soundcloud.com/dankm
Jimi Hendrix - Power to love
Payouts occur each Friday. Your deposit may be withheld for however long of a duration you choose. Interest rates are subject to change for new deposits only.
Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance. I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action. Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based. I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.
Interest chart
| Investment | Monthly | Bimonthly |
| 10-25 BTC | 1.2% | 1.3% |
| 25-50 BTC | 1.4% | 1.5% |
| 50-100 BTC | 1.5% | 1.6% |
| 100-500 BTC | 1.7% | 1.8% |
| 500+ BTC | 1.9% | 2.0% |
Statistics
| Total invested: | 415.36 BTC |
| Currently invested: | 76.36 BTC |
| Minimum deposit: | 10 BTC |
| Current capacity: | 1000 BTC |
| Available durations: | monthly, bimonthly |
Deposits
| ID | Investor | Investment | Weekly interest | Duration | Start date |
| 0008 | senbonzakura | 1.36 BTC | N/A | Monthly | 9-29-12 |
| 0009 | squall1066 | 75 BTC | 2.0% | Bimonthly | 10-11-12 |
Happy to answer any questions regarding anything I've said.
(mod edit: dank has refused to repay, and thus forfeited his collateral - his soul)
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