Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 37.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:56:33 PM

Dank Bank is a noun I've already defined, it in no way resembles or simulates a bank.

Says Dank: You are all looking at this wrong. It is not Dank Bank like a bank everybody goes to for their monetary services, it is Dank Bank where I, Dank, go to get loans from the universe based on my karmic credit rating.

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Wat

Quote from: bitcoinbear on October 13, 2012, 10:21:02 PM

Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:03:43 PM

Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

You keep saying that. Would you allow somebody access to your financial records to do an audit to verify that it s not a ponzi?

Its not a ponzi it is Fractional Reserve Banking Tongue

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Dank Bank is a noun I've already defined, it in no way resembles or simulates a bank.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:03:43 PM

Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

It's not a bank either.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banking_license

Please provide copies of your banking license. In which state are you registered as a "bank" ?

http://www.dfs.ny.gov/banking/ia17.htm

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dank probably sells drugs. it's very profitable in a town with 6 colleges.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:03:43 PM

Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

In your reality, sure.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:03:43 PM

Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

So you have a method of making more than 1.2-2%/week? Or, you're simply borrowing the money to fund your living expenses? The one thing you've said that you have used depositors money on is a guitar tuner. That doesn't return interest at more than 1.2-2%/week. . . especially when you don't know how to use it.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 10:03:43 PM

Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

You keep saying that. Would you allow somebody access to your financial records to do an audit to verify that it s not a ponzi?

dank

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Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

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Dank is running an accidental ponzi. He's not bright enough to actually make money off of it, but it will still bust sooner or later. At the moment, it's such a small scam that he can cover interest on what his parents give to him. Cuz lord knows buying a guitar tuner with "investor's" "deposits" isn't returning more than 1.2-2% weekly.

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In your reality, sure.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 08:12:06 PM

I think some of us here are a little upset I didn't turn out to be a scammer like they predicted.

Your ponzi is still in the "trust building" phase.

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And I didn't use it to pay the principle deposits.

I think some of us here are a little upset I didn't turn out to be a scammer like they predicted.

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Quote from: dank on October 13, 2012, 07:09:14 PM

Quote from: BorderBits on October 13, 2012, 06:28:12 PM

"dank soul guarantee" is misleading (aside from the obvious reasons) since it is his parents who are giving him money so he can pay "depositors" back.

Except my parents gave me money for three months rent, not money to pay my investors.

If it all goes into the same pot, it doesn't matter what they gave it to you for, just how you use it. (hehe, pot)

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Quote from: BorderBits on October 13, 2012, 06:28:12 PM

"dank soul guarantee" is misleading (aside from the obvious reasons) since it is his parents who are giving him money so he can pay "depositors" back.

Except my parents gave me money for three months rent, not money to pay my investors.

Quote from: AndyRossy on October 13, 2012, 06:16:48 PM

Not quite sure how this has turned from

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Dank Bank Deposits - low risk, high interest - 2.5%-3.2% weekly

Danks music fund.....

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Dank Bank Deposits - dank soul guarantee - 1.2%-2.0% weekly - New music Oct. 12

I feel sorry depositors.

The new percentages only apply to new deposits, once you invest you keep your interest rate.

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"dank soul guarantee" is misleading (aside from the obvious reasons) since it is his parents who are giving him money so he can pay "depositors" back.

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Quote from: AndyRossy on October 13, 2012, 06:16:48 PM

I feel sorry depositors.

Dank doesn't really have "depositors". He basically just takes out a few personal loans for fixed terms. I could do the same thing in the general Lending forum - I just wouldn't have the temerity to call the people lending me funds "depositors" or represent those loans as some kind of "investment".

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Not quite sure how this has turned from

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Dank Bank Deposits - low risk, high interest - 2.5%-3.2% weekly

Danks music fund.....

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Dank Bank Deposits - dank soul guarantee - 1.2%-2.0% weekly - New music Oct. 12

I feel sorry depositors.

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Waiting on a monstrously large set of forensic financials for a course to finish transferring, kicked off a little side project.

A little teaser...

If anyone knows of other files, let me know, I want to add them to dank radio.

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come one
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