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Topic: Dank Dream 2012 - page 3. (Read 17401 times)

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December 21, 2012, 05:57:07 AM
I haven't talked to her in a couple weeks.  Tomorrow, we'll reunite.  She can't run from the truth for much longer.

Jesus this is serious. How I interpret this, is your going to kill her then end your own life.

We need to contact the authorities fast. But does anyone know Danks address?

Actually, a few people have access to dank's info and could either release it to a trusted third party (hint: not me) or dox their way to his parents. His whole body of work on this forum needs to be evaluated professionally.

But, it's not going to happen, because bitcoin.
legendary
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December 21, 2012, 05:32:12 AM
I haven't talked to her in a couple weeks.  Tomorrow, we'll reunite.  She can't run from the truth for much longer.

Jesus this is serious. How I interpret this, is your going to kill her then end your own life.

We need to contact the authorities fast. But does anyone know Danks address?

Because this is *starts drama voice* the END of the world...
legendary
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December 21, 2012, 05:15:19 AM
I haven't talked to her in a couple weeks.  Tomorrow, we'll reunite.  She can't run from the truth for much longer.

Jesus this is serious. How I interpret this, is your going to kill her then end your own life.

We need to contact the authorities fast. But does anyone know Danks address?
hero member
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December 20, 2012, 08:05:11 PM
My theory is that somebody created this Dank account hoping it would outdo the Pinkie Pie episode.

Right now that somebody still owes people on here money so the question isn't simply whether they're a troll which has been maintained for over a year but whether they're also a scammer.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
December 20, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
My theory is that somebody created this Dank account hoping it would outdo the Pinkie Pie episode.
KWH
legendary
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In Collateral I Trust.
December 20, 2012, 07:47:06 PM
i'm legitimately concerned for dank and this girl that hes stalking.

Fortunately he only moved 100 miles away from home.  Hopefully he still has enough contact with his family that they'll realise something's wrong when he starts melting down.

100 miles is a long way to go when a dude kicks in your door screaming "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?".



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December 20, 2012, 07:41:56 PM

100 miles is a long way to go when a dude kicks in your door screaming "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?".

Hopefully they're both heading home to their respective families for the holidays and there'll be responsible adults around to intervene if shit gets (more) crazy.

If she's managed to avoid talking to him for the last two weeks, she's obviously doing something right in terms of not enabling his obsession.
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December 20, 2012, 07:36:59 PM
For what it's worth, my mobile phone sometimes switches towers when I'm just chilling around at home for some reason I don't entirely understand and my mobile broadband connection frequently switches in response to network congestion.

Indeed. I was more curious about his useragent.
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December 20, 2012, 07:33:53 PM
For what it's worth, my mobile phone sometimes switches towers when I'm just chilling around at home for some reason I don't entirely understand and my mobile broadband connection frequently switches in response to network congestion.
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December 20, 2012, 07:31:10 PM
i'm legitimately concerned for dank and this girl that hes stalking.

Fortunately he only moved 100 miles away from home.  Hopefully he still has enough contact with his family that they'll realise something's wrong when he starts melting down.

100 miles is a long way to go when a dude kicks in your door screaming "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?".
hero member
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Merit: 1000
December 20, 2012, 07:26:06 PM
i'm legitimately concerned for dank and this girl that hes stalking.

Fortunately he only moved 100 miles away from home.  Hopefully he still has enough contact with his family that they'll realise something's wrong when he starts melting down.
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December 20, 2012, 07:24:58 PM
GeoIp tracking puts that IP in Bedminster, NJ.

Weird, it came up as Kansas for me using a different geolocator.  Made me wonder whether Kansas is two hours from Dallas where the Rolex was purchased (dank said his "friend" lived two hours away).

Kansas as well for me, though IPs for cellphones are assigned in a weird way. The only relevant bit of relevant info is that he switched towers (and read my message twice, lolwut), so he was on the move.
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December 20, 2012, 07:21:41 PM
GeoIp tracking puts that IP in Bedminster, NJ.

Weird, it came up as Kansas for me using a different geolocator.  Made me wonder whether Kansas is two hours from Dallas where the Rolex was purchased (dank said his "friend" lived two hours away).
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December 20, 2012, 07:18:41 PM
i'm legitimately concerned for dank and this girl that hes stalking.
hero member
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December 20, 2012, 07:11:02 PM
GeoIp tracking puts that IP in Bedminster, NJ.
legendary
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December 20, 2012, 07:10:44 PM
Waiting for the segue into "can't pay back what I've borrowed until after my parents give me money for Christmas because I blew everything on weed trying to impress a girl".

Fix'd.
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December 20, 2012, 07:06:41 PM
Waiting for the segue into "can't pay back what I've borrowed until after my parents give me money for Christmas because I blew everything trying to impress a girl".

Pft! At this point it's going to be bail costs.
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December 20, 2012, 07:03:12 PM
Waiting for the segue into "can't pay back what I've borrowed until after my parents give me money for Christmas because I blew everything trying to impress a girl".
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December 20, 2012, 06:10:47 PM
Before I begin, a little advice dank; never, ever open one of my PMs. I might just so happen that I'm curious to see if you really lost your phone, as you claim, and embedding a picture to pull your IP is such an easy thing to do.

I understand the meaning of the concert and why it hasn't happened, yet.  

Because you can't be arsed to set realistic goals and follow through?

This whole time I truly only wanted one thing, love.  

*snort*

I told my soulmate, over summer, that I would organize a million person music festival at the end of the year.  

*spit take* So you're trying to impress a girl by claiming wild super-powers? Good luck with that...

I now realize the impact one's words have on reality.  Love is about honesty and unity, when I made such an unrealistic claim, it created doubt in my partners mind.  Is this guy really sane?  Does he really love me as he says?

Ohh...! A glimmer of contact back into reality. Yes dank, you probably completely ruined in a single conversation whatever chance you had with her by inventing this whole thing. Delusions of grandeur, especially such ridiculously fallacious ones, aren't what's going to get her cooch wet. How embarrassed she must've been when you no doubt spammed her with your guitar samples, endlessly dedicating them to her.

Or wait, the glimmer is gone. It's her fault.

Our love was divided.  She chose to go to college at the end of summer.  

Ooh! dank origin story bit! This is why you hate college...

I moved to a city 100 miles away to stay with her.  

Stalker.

I tried my best to keep our love alive, but my attempts were misguided.  

Because you're a stalker.

I was consistently worrying why things weren't the same, rather than accepting what is.  As time passed, we fell farther apart.  The only love I've ever had was gone, just like that.

Again, stalker. Is this the girl who you took to the beach to cheer up (at a cost of 300$ no less), thus ignoring your then outstanding loan?

I questioned everything I knew, everything I experienced.  I, too, questioned our love.  I knew deep down she was all I needed to be happy and that I could never fall as deeply in love with another girl.

I truly hope someone warns that girl, you are indeed obsessed...

I learned it was beyond my control.  No matter how much I desired her love, she must want mine just as much for us to be together.  There was nothing I can do to make her want me.

Now bordering on kidnapper territory...

I had to have faith that fate would bring us together.  I had to lose the fear and uncertainty that divided us.  I had to lose my ego, my imperfections, to become perfect.  This doesn't mean I had to conform to someone else's idea of perfection, it means I learned to believe I was perfectly perfect, no matter what others told me.

Because, obviously, if you thought you were perfect, how could she not.

I found the same source of love she provided me within myself.  I learned to be perfectly happy, even when she wasn't with me, cause I knew she would always come back to me.

Therefore you got over her and you can stop obsessing?

I haven't talked to her in a couple weeks.  Tomorrow, we'll reunite.  She can't run from the truth for much longer.

Seriously, someone call the police. She's obviously going to get raped.
sr. member
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December 20, 2012, 05:24:47 PM

Is it enough if I say I want it!



Nope.  Not for concerts or for true love, I'm afraid. 

I doubt dank even understands why his post is creepy as fuck.

What if I say I FUCKING WANT IT!


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