Second, wide-set eyes don't necessarily imply an enormous proboscis. There was a chick I worked with a few years back who had a face I could have looked at forever, and I eventually deduced that she had Waardenburg syndrome though she wasn't deaf and didn't have some of the other phenotypes associated with that wonderful mutation. Her nose was unremarkable, but those eyes and her high cheekbones were stunning.
So perhaps Lord Fox of Pups would spread mass horniness amongst the populace should that mask come off. Certainly said Fox has never shown an inclination to do so at our regular orgies, but one can always dream. By the way, thanks again Foxpup. I'll skip the PM this week and show my gratitude in