Topic: Fuck! I may have cancer - page 4. (Read 3510 times)
Please don't do any business with Tuco Salamanca !!
Calm down buddy, you'd be just fine 
Just do as I say.
While you'r report comes, scan through each single page of this website http://curezone.org/diseases/cancer/default.asp
Cancer is not a disease, it's just a body's auto-defence mechanism by which it stores toxins in mass.
Also google Andreas Moritz and his books on Cancer.
You'll be doing many cleanses, enemas and things that will test your will-power but in the end...you get to live
Cheer up.
Just do as I say.While you'r report comes, scan through each single page of this website http://curezone.org/diseases/cancer/default.asp
Cancer is not a disease, it's just a body's auto-defence mechanism by which it stores toxins in mass.
Also google Andreas Moritz and his books on Cancer.
You'll be doing many cleanses, enemas and things that will test your will-power but in the end...you get to live
Cheer up.
Sorry to hear that bro, good luck...
Also, buy a dolphin
Also, buy a dolphin
I also recommend this. I hope you don't have cancer OP.
well then you should start doing something good for yourself and your family
I could totally Walter White it! The only problem is I don't know how to cook meth.
I guess I could grow some marijuana in my closet and use the cancer fighting properties as well as the income from growing marijuana. (For any authorities lurking around here, sticking your noses where they don't belong, know that I am joking).
Happy holidays!
I'd like to let this thread die (ha!) for 10 days or until I know what I have with certainty! If anyone else is also looking for cancer at the time (chances are, with so many users on bitcointalk someone will be) we can start a group.
If the lump is malignant I think my parents and health insurance will cover it, I won't need any donations. If you have any experience with this I'd appreciate it if you'd share it here!
I'd like to let this thread die (ha!) for 10 days or until I know what I have with certainty! If anyone else is also looking for cancer at the time (chances are, with so many users on bitcointalk someone will be) we can start a group.
If the lump is malignant I think my parents and health insurance will cover it, I won't need any donations. If you have any experience with this I'd appreciate it if you'd share it here!
Good luck. I opened this expecting it to be asking for donations 
Happy Holidays besides it
Happy Holidays besides it
Hi good luck buddy
I'm sure you have %100 health. Even if you have this thing, you can bite. So don't be scared from anything.
well then you should start doing something good for yourself and your family
doesnt it suck when god chooses you
All the best, hope it is just a false alarm
If I have it, it's almost the same thing that killed my grandmother. Where it may be is a very good spot though. Medical technology nowadays is great too. The only really annoying thing is the pain. When I swallow, pain. When I move my tongue, pain, when I try to sleep, pain.
I consider myself as a person with a very high pain tolerance. I have passed the ice-water bucket test from mythbusters and I consume more spicy food than anyone I know. What helps more with pain is to acknowledge and rationalize it.
Still it's very early to tell.
Sorry to hear that bro, good luck...
Also, buy a dolphin
Also, buy a dolphin
All the best, hope it is just a false alarm
Thank you for your time here everyone. I can't believe there has been absolutely 0 trolling.
I'll come back to this thread when I find out if I have cancer conclusively.
I'll come back to this thread when I find out if I have cancer conclusively.
best wishes for you hope all well for you in next 2 weeks take care
Cancer is a pain, but fortunately oral cancer has an excellent survival rate.
That being said, bucket list suggestions:
-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths
That being said, bucket list suggestions:
-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths
boring. i'd need something inspriing, like skydiving, bungee jumping, or an ahuyasca retreat. or maybe see the wonders of the world. at least travel through a continent. i'd travel somewhere unsafe and dangerous, like parts of south america.
Good luck in the coming 2 weeks. Waiting for lab results sucks!
Cancer is a pain, but fortunately oral cancer has an excellent survival rate.
That being said, bucket list suggestions:
-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths
That being said, bucket list suggestions:
-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths
shit, sorry to hear.. hopefully things are alright. if it's cancer, go on a drug and hooker binge. might as well live it up. they say psychadelics may be a good way in coping with one's death.. so maybe you could try that if you haven't?
if it's the worst case scenario, then you should go sky diving or bungee jumping. why not? the cold fact is that you're going to die anyways, so if the bungee is loose or your parachute doesn't work, no biggie.
if it's the worst case scenario, then you should go sky diving or bungee jumping. why not? the cold fact is that you're going to die anyways, so if the bungee is loose or your parachute doesn't work, no biggie.
yes fine the DMT doctor. it may even cure you. (ecuador, Peru) and do some real research. If this is real and you need a guide I may be able to help.
i hope all goes well man! stay up 
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