Topic: Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute - page 2. (Read 2648 times)
February 17, 2020, 11:48:36 PM
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February 03, 2020, 12:16:02 AM
Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...
added and merit is sent. Thanks
February 01, 2020, 01:58:25 AM
Russian Investments
Two Russians meet up:
- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?
- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA
- Why Vodka?
- Where else do you get a 40% return??
I asked the prostitute will she accept bitcoin ?
"No, it goes up and down more than you do"
It is amazing that a Bitcoin is worth $8600
Imagine how much a full coin would cost!
....
here is an awesome collection of bitcoin jokes I've just found. https://jokojokes.com/bitcoin-jokes.html
Two Russians meet up:
- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?
- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA
- Why Vodka?
- Where else do you get a 40% return??
I asked the prostitute will she accept bitcoin ?
"No, it goes up and down more than you do"
It is amazing that a Bitcoin is worth $8600
Imagine how much a full coin would cost!
....
here is an awesome collection of bitcoin jokes I've just found. https://jokojokes.com/bitcoin-jokes.html
January 31, 2020, 02:28:32 AM
Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...
January 31, 2020, 01:37:41 AM
***Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
***Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed.
***Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table.
~
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
~
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
~
Operator: May I know your username Sir?
Bettor: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.
Operator: Wow, why do you have a username like that?
Bettor: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.
***Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed.
***Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table.
~
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
~
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
~
Operator: May I know your username Sir?
Bettor: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.
Operator: Wow, why do you have a username like that?
Bettor: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!
January 30, 2020, 11:51:44 PM
January 30, 2020, 07:31:26 AM
January 30, 2020, 01:39:58 AM
Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel.
funny indeed but this is not a bitcoin joke lol,anyway thanks for making us smile a while.And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.
Elias Ch.
**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services
January 29, 2020, 11:44:59 PM
BTC jokes you say ?
1. Goo.. 2FA for almost all well established (decentralized-wannabees) crypto-related services
/ imagine the picture : all BTC users hanging by their balls in the name of extra security /
2. incomplete application of 'provably fair' schemes
i thought that was to benefit/secure users and not crypto business owners ONLY
3. posts within this thread running quotes so long that i broke my mouse wheel
4. i need no merit , actually i am deleting old posts to keep my account stable as fiat does
5. crypto related mega joke OP of mine . i revived recently because it is funny and useful https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.20206765
OP or Mods may Pm me to delete link above , claiming i am trying to Hijack this interesting thread
And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.
Elias Ch.
**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services
1. Goo.. 2FA for almost all well established (decentralized-wannabees) crypto-related services
/ imagine the picture : all BTC users hanging by their balls in the name of extra security /
2. incomplete application of 'provably fair' schemes
i thought that was to benefit/secure users and not crypto business owners ONLY
3. posts within this thread running quotes so long that i broke my mouse wheel
4. i need no merit , actually i am deleting old posts to keep my account stable as fiat does
5. crypto related mega joke OP of mine . i revived recently because it is funny and useful https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.20206765
OP or Mods may Pm me to delete link above , claiming i am trying to Hijack this interesting thread
And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.
Elias Ch.
**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services
January 29, 2020, 04:28:59 PM
January 28, 2020, 04:08:57 AM
Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel.
Hahaha, he said it for fun Because it is normal to see a passport to travel Don't just travel. As many of us like to joke around at work
Mr. Putin did.
January 28, 2020, 12:15:00 AM
Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel.
This is not about bitcoin I guess
January 22, 2020, 12:11:03 PM
Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel.
January 22, 2020, 05:33:36 AM
I have new sMerits to send. Anyone wants to contribute and send new jokes??
January 21, 2020, 01:49:42 AM
Jokes crypto in 2020 is quite interesting 
I agree with you I think jokes are pretty interesting in crypto. Because I find your joke about bitcoin a lot of fun, and it is really pretty. In the meantime, investing in bitcoin has an economic impact on us.
January 21, 2020, 12:15:00 AM
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January 18, 2020, 08:28:23 AM
Jokes crypto in 2020 is quite interesting
January 16, 2020, 06:48:16 PM
In other news the number of people who actually understand blockchain has jumped from two to an incredible four
Nurse: sir you have been in a coma for 9 seconds
=- oh i cant wait to see how much my bitcoin is woth
Q. Why is bitcoin difficulty so high
A. It is too much hash
Nurse: sir you have been in a coma for 9 seconds
=- oh i cant wait to see how much my bitcoin is woth
Q. Why is bitcoin difficulty so high
A. It is too much hash
January 16, 2020, 02:56:13 AM
I like jokes about bitcoin because we need a little fun and jokes in the workspace. It gives us a lot of fun In the midst of jokes we can learn many things that help us achieve our talents. I have read the entire discussion of this thread about bitcoin and enjoyed it very much.
January 16, 2020, 02:00:11 AM
I have tried so hard to keep this post in serious discussion topic so much more people can see it but I have lost the fight evetually
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