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Topic: Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute - page 7. (Read 2655 times)

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wahahahahahahahhaha,damn Trash car how can he HODL if he cant even have a good holdings on his CAR .

looking for another set sooner ,you really made my day lol
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Please write your own jokes below Smiley
Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik

a bad joke   Cheesy
Very clever I likethis one hahaha  Cheesy
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Grin Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  Grin

The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en

"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"

And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

Yes, now I understand this joke, it concerned the prediction of the Bitcoin price. I gave an example of a joke that is not directly related to cryptocurrencies, but concerns money. I think its meaning is clear  Smiley
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Grin Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  Grin

The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en

"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"

And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)


I have edited that one. Thank you Smiley
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Grin Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  Grin

The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en

"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"

And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)
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sr. member
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 Grin Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  Grin
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Is this topic not belong here? I created it on offtopic section but noone reads it there
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pictures are added Smiley
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I don't have something to share but seriously i will donate a thousand laughs on this thread  hahahaha

Will check this day after.day for good vibes and positive bitcoin  investing

Those other jokes has been released before but still funny until now lol
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A little boy, let's call him Bobby, frequently have sleepovers at a friends house and he is puzzled with the food that are prepared with every visit. This is the discussion between the little boy and his friend.

#Bobby = Mikey, What is up with the food situation at your house?

#Mikey = Hugh? What do you mean?

#Bobby = Well, last night we had steak and chips and pudding for dinner and this morning we had 1 egg and water and now we have 2 slices of bread with water again for lunch?

#Mikey = Oh, yea... My mother hates cooking, so she orders food from a local restaurant. She has an arrangement with the restaurant to pay with bitcoins.

#Bobby = Ok, but what does that has to do with anything?

#Mikey = Hey.... you got to get with the program,  the Bitcoin price fell with over 40% since last night.. It is bread and water, until it recovers for Dinner tonight.  Wink
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Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik

a bad joke   Cheesy
HAHAHA! And it's more like an INSULT.

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.
Not even close to being funny.  I'm not even sure this is a joke.
That's a joke from a depressed and broke trader. Lol!

Didn't find it funny, maybe because we're reading it? No. But I found some WITTY. I'm sure some really thought that many times.

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Please write your own jokes below Smiley
Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik

a bad joke   Cheesy
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My comic called "The Nurbs".  It has a bitcoin story arc at the moment.  Check my other posts for more details.

https://thenurbs.xyz/Home/ShowComic?comicno=124
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What do you call a jealous Bitcoin hater? - Answer : Roger Ver.

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.  Grin

Hope this made someone smile.  Wink
do you know sir I fly fell down the stairs of the restaurant while read this on my cellphone ,until someone said to me "you must use eyes for walking" the more laughing holding the stomach of I say "eyes to see LoL not to walk" Grin Roger Ver and Craig Wright That's the part I like

bitcoin says to one of altcoin "you will not be able to catch up with me because you are an alternative coin" hit your forehead if it's not funny Tongue
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Please write your own jokes below Smiley

this doesn't seem like a joke because I'm not too entertained with your threads but I appreciate what you write here, I think it's a question that we often hear in some media and I personally first asked my friend to teach me bitcoin also asked questions stupid like that. Friend: Why do you want to learn about bitcoin? me: because my girlfriend invites marriage
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What do you call a jealous Bitcoin hater? - Answer : Roger Ver.

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.  Grin

How do you become a Bitcoin Millionaire? - Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins.  Roll Eyes

How does a Bitcoin millionaire lose there Millionaire status? Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins and wait 10 seconds.  Cheesy

Why did the Bitcoin Whale drown in his own debt? Answer - He could not swim.  Roll Eyes

Hope this made someone smile.  Wink
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"When I'm very very depressed, I sent 0.02btc to Bitmex and 100x long just to feel something."

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1191605069738913793
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2017 called, they want their crypto jokes back.

...and their bull market.

Sad




How about this one:

- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
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- I don’t have money to buy Bitcoin, what should I do?
- lol How can a person who has two kidneys say that he has no money?
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