Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes
above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm
Please write your own jokes below
looking for another set sooner ,you really made my day lol
Topic: Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute - page 7. (Read 2648 times)
November 07, 2019, 09:02:40 AM
Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes
above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm
Please write your own jokes below
looking for another set sooner ,you really made my day lol
November 07, 2019, 05:37:05 AM
Please write your own jokes below
Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik
a bad joke
November 07, 2019, 04:21:54 AM
Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?
The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en
"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"
And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)
November 07, 2019, 03:42:00 AM
Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?
The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en
"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"
And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)
I have edited that one. Thank you
November 07, 2019, 02:12:19 AM
Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?
The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en
"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"
And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)
November 07, 2019, 02:04:46 AM
November 07, 2019, 12:41:49 AM
Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?
November 07, 2019, 12:28:13 AM
Is this topic not belong here? I created it on offtopic section but noone reads it there
November 06, 2019, 07:39:52 AM
pictures are added
November 06, 2019, 03:32:51 AM
I don't have something to share but seriously i will donate a thousand laughs on this thread hahahaha
Will check this day after.day for good vibes and positive bitcoin investing
Those other jokes has been released before but still funny until now lol
Will check this day after.day for good vibes and positive bitcoin investing
Those other jokes has been released before but still funny until now lol
November 06, 2019, 02:05:44 AM
A little boy, let's call him Bobby, frequently have sleepovers at a friends house and he is puzzled with the food that are prepared with every visit. This is the discussion between the little boy and his friend.
#Bobby = Mikey, What is up with the food situation at your house?
#Mikey = Hugh? What do you mean?
#Bobby = Well, last night we had steak and chips and pudding for dinner and this morning we had 1 egg and water and now we have 2 slices of bread with water again for lunch?
#Mikey = Oh, yea... My mother hates cooking, so she orders food from a local restaurant. She has an arrangement with the restaurant to pay with bitcoins.
#Bobby = Ok, but what does that has to do with anything?
#Mikey = Hey.... you got to get with the program, the Bitcoin price fell with over 40% since last night.. It is bread and water, until it recovers for Dinner tonight.
#Bobby = Mikey, What is up with the food situation at your house?
#Mikey = Hugh? What do you mean?
#Bobby = Well, last night we had steak and chips and pudding for dinner and this morning we had 1 egg and water and now we have 2 slices of bread with water again for lunch?
#Mikey = Oh, yea... My mother hates cooking, so she orders food from a local restaurant. She has an arrangement with the restaurant to pay with bitcoins.
#Bobby = Ok, but what does that has to do with anything?
#Mikey = Hey.... you got to get with the program, the Bitcoin price fell with over 40% since last night.. It is bread and water, until it recovers for Dinner tonight.
November 05, 2019, 09:29:05 PM
Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik
a bad joke
HAHAHA! And it's more like an INSULT.Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik
a bad joke
-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.
Not even close to being funny. I'm not even sure this is a joke.-I would have a bitcoin.
Didn't find it funny, maybe because we're reading it? No. But I found some WITTY. I'm sure some really thought that many times.
November 05, 2019, 02:41:20 PM
Please write your own jokes below
Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik
a bad joke
November 05, 2019, 01:56:23 PM
My comic called "The Nurbs". It has a bitcoin story arc at the moment. Check my other posts for more details.
https://thenurbs.xyz/Home/ShowComic?comicno=124
https://thenurbs.xyz/Home/ShowComic?comicno=124
November 05, 2019, 10:50:45 AM
What do you call a jealous Bitcoin hater? - Answer : Roger Ver.
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.
Hope this made someone smile.
do you know sir I fly fell down the stairs of the restaurant while read this on my cellphone ,until someone said to me "you must use eyes for walking" the more laughing holding the stomach of I say "eyes to see LoL not to walk" Who is Satoshi Nakamoto - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.
Hope this made someone smile.
Roger Ver and Craig Wright That's the part I likebitcoin says to one of altcoin "you will not be able to catch up with me because you are an alternative coin" hit your forehead if it's not funny
November 05, 2019, 10:24:40 AM
Please write your own jokes below
this doesn't seem like a joke because I'm not too entertained with your threads but I appreciate what you write here, I think it's a question that we often hear in some media and I personally first asked my friend to teach me bitcoin also asked questions stupid like that. Friend: Why do you want to learn about bitcoin? me: because my girlfriend invites marriage
November 05, 2019, 10:14:10 AM
What do you call a jealous Bitcoin hater? - Answer : Roger Ver.
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.
How do you become a Bitcoin Millionaire? - Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins.
How does a Bitcoin millionaire lose there Millionaire status? Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins and wait 10 seconds.
Why did the Bitcoin Whale drown in his own debt? Answer - He could not swim.
Hope this made someone smile.
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.
How do you become a Bitcoin Millionaire? - Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins.
How does a Bitcoin millionaire lose there Millionaire status? Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins and wait 10 seconds.
Why did the Bitcoin Whale drown in his own debt? Answer - He could not swim.
Hope this made someone smile.
November 05, 2019, 09:51:39 AM
"When I'm very very depressed, I sent 0.02btc to Bitmex and 100x long just to feel something."
https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1191605069738913793
https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1191605069738913793
November 05, 2019, 09:35:33 AM
2017 called, they want their crypto jokes back.
...and their bull market.
How about this one:
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
...and their bull market.
How about this one:
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
November 05, 2019, 09:28:01 AM
- I don’t have money to buy Bitcoin, what should I do?
- lol How can a person who has two kidneys say that he has no money?
- lol How can a person who has two kidneys say that he has no money?
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