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Topic: Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute - page 3. (Read 2648 times)

sr. member
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the last time i check this post was in Bitcoin Discussion right?why this returns here in  Off Topic?not sure if i am right but it seems that this was moved again now?

anyway just checking out for new jokes that i can share to my friends as well,and those that i have shared from here Make them laugh a lot.
member
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The six memes that EdvinZ posted were the funniest here. I got some jokes for you which I think will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:


Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:


Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:


Bitcoin HODLers:







added and sent a MErit. Thanks for contributing
newbie
Activity: 25
Merit: 0
New crypto jokes always cheer me up, thank you!
hero member
Activity: 2688
Merit: 588
The Supermen/Crypto-night stuff is always funny.
Most of the jokes are kinda recycled,but they are funnier when you don't have any BTC.I sold all my BTC so I can laugh now.I wouldn't laugh if I had some BTC in my wallet,constantly waiting for a bull market. Grin
Why would you wait for the bull runs to arrive if you don't have any BTC? Grin Are you expecting to buy some bitcoins once they enter the bull markets? Tongue.

Jokes are jokes no matter they are recycled or self-created. I appreciate OP for doing so as it keeps the community well entertained and also I can see a lot of peoples have started contributing by creating their own jokes and images regarding the same. This keeps their brain active and also helps to make fun in between the community which might be something good for everyone's sake.

As it is well said, "Sometimes laughing or crying are the only option, and laughing feels better at the movement." I am speaking in terms of a HODLER experiencing the bull traps. Grin.
legendary
Activity: 1568
Merit: 6660
bitcoincleanup.com / bitmixlist.org
The six memes that EdvinZ posted were the funniest here. I got some jokes for you which I think will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:


Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:


Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:


Bitcoin HODLers:




member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
up for fun guys, everyone will see this post!
member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
Some of the jokes were hillarious.
My favorite one which I think noone posted is this:

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before..
lol still laughing while typing this one  Grin

can't imagine how would people react if this really happen,and i hate there would be one to turn like this just because he trusted crypto,or unless he chooses stupid shitcoin that is why he fails .

anyone wants to contribute?

don't have something to contribute because all of the jokes i know has been listed on the top,i will just visit the thread to check jokes that will change my mood specially when i am stress.

You have contributed by posting this. It keeps the post up Wink
sr. member
Activity: 2828
Merit: 357
Eloncoin.org - Mars, here we come!
Some of the jokes were hillarious.
My favorite one which I think noone posted is this:

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before..
lol still laughing while typing this one  Grin

can't imagine how would people react if this really happen,and i hate there would be one to turn like this just because he trusted crypto,or unless he chooses stupid shitcoin that is why he fails .

anyone wants to contribute?

don't have something to contribute because all of the jokes i know has been listed on the top,i will just visit the thread to check jokes that will change my mood specially when i am stress.
member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
anyone wants to contribute?
member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
The Supermen/Crypto-night stuff is always funny.
Most of the jokes are kinda recycled,but they are funnier when you don't have any BTC.I sold all my BTC so I can laugh now.I wouldn't laugh if I had some BTC in my wallet,constantly waiting for a bull market. Grin

Yeah I sold out too Smiley
hero member
Activity: 3150
Merit: 937
The Supermen/Crypto-night stuff is always funny.
Most of the jokes are kinda recycled,but they are funnier when you don't have any BTC.I sold all my BTC so I can laugh now.I wouldn't laugh if I had some BTC in my wallet,constantly waiting for a bull market. Grin
member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
Some of the jokes were hillarious.
My favorite one which I think noone posted is this:

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before..

added. Thanks Smiley
sr. member
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Merit: 265
Pepemo.vip
Cant remember the source of this source but I found this hilarious.

jr. member
Activity: 77
Merit: 1
I think this post would be respected because this is the way to be happy in cryptoworld and to forget about the bear market. This is the way to enjoy crypto not to hate.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 267
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from your topic khow many funny thing about bitcoin.but,bitcoin is not a funny thing.because,bitcoin is our future digital money and bitcoin is most promising coin in crypto market.

To be honest this is just a small entertainment so as not to be too serious in facing the trials that go through what else to buy bitcoin when prices are high and after a day of decline.
To be honest, everyone who writes jokes here is very entertaining to me as a reader.
I agree I didnt see the post as negative, I think you just didnt appreciate him how he makes joke just to make other people smile.  Making fun of things are not really bad, ut depends on the people who are reading it if he will take it serious or as a joke.
member
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Some of the jokes were hillarious.
My favorite one which I think noone posted is this:

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before..
newbie
Activity: 27
Merit: 0
Most of the jokes here make me cringe but let's face it - we as a society love some good ol' cringe.
member
Activity: 209
Merit: 14
any New Year jokes?
member
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I can't have fun. Because for fun, prices need to be high. And to take advantage of this rise, I need to have bitcoin. Unfortunately we're not in a nice market. The jokes are nice but the brutality is more. The downfall of people who lose money. Very annoying.

I have lost money myself too. Nothing to do about it. Put a sell order and forget about it. If you still insist on spending time on btc, check out these jokes and try to have fun. There is really nothing else to do.
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