Topic: GAW / Josh Garza discussion Paycoin XPY xpy.io ION ionomy. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :) - page 948. (Read 3377945 times)

Just speculating

Nice story.

Are you saying this is Garza?  Maybe you just think it sounds like him?

http://www.reddit.com/user/drumsticker

Here's Bitcoin bar for you.


I worked in a photo lab when I was in college. This was back before digital cameras were in wide use. People would take photos at college parties and drop them off for one hour development.

Most of the photos were pretty boring. A group of guys or girls posing, obviously drunk. Beer cans, Solo cups. A couple bongs. And the occasional topless girl or someone puking. Nothing too unexpected.

But there was one guy that came in on a regular basis. His photos were always hardcore pornography. Spread eagle shots, blowjobs, facials. Gaping vaginas and assholes. I fucking loved printing this guy's stuff and put extra effort into getting the color balance and exposure just right. It got so that he'd ask for me every time he dropped film off.

He started showing up to the shop with a girl on his arm. The same one every time. He called her Amber, though I suspect that wasn't her real name. Let's just say that I already knew Amber more intimately than did her gynecologist. Nearly all the photos coming in at this point from this guy were of Amber.

As time went on, the photos got more and more extreme. At first, it was just her getting fucked or spreading her ass open. Pretty soon, a dick shoved down her throat and tears streaming down her face, her heavily-applied mascara smeared in an almost comical fashion. I printed one of these for my own pleasure and added the caption "Harlequin."

Pretty soon, it appeared, my favorite customer got involved in hardcore BDSM. Photos of Amber tied to the floor, helpless. Butt plugs that appeared to increase in size every time he came in. Clothespins on her nipples, down the backs of her arms. She still had bruising from these when I saw her once. She saw me admiring her love marks and gave me an almost demure wink.

Fisting. Double fisting. Gapes so large it looked like she just shit a watermelon. And then started the erotic knife play. Photos of Amber with a knife to her throat, red marks on her skin, then small cuts. Tears still streaming down her face. And every time I'd admire a scar when I saw her in person, she'd smile at me and whisper knowingly to my favorite photographer.

I graduated before I got to see where all this was going. Every time this couple would come in, I'd find myself furiously masturbating in the back room of the photo lab. She ruined me for other women. Sweet, innocent college girls would show me their tits or go down on me. But it was never quite enough. I dreamed of the horrible things I could do to a girl. I dreamed of my own Amber.

To this day, I don't think I'll ever be satisfied that I've found The One until I can reach inside her through her anus and feel her intestines moving her waste rhythmically, romantically, through her body. I don't think I can be happy until I can crawl inside her digestive system and hide from the world.

But isn't that ultimately what we all want? To find someone that we care about so dearly that the rest of the world doesn't matter?

WTF Bitpop? I mean WTF?

Maybe Homero found a new hobby, practicing for prison.


Holy fuk, guys, I can't believe what I was missing out and worst part: I don't want to fuk my gf anymore

This starts in a stupid, embarrassing way. I’m 23, but my doc decides he wants to do a prostate exam during my physical. (Quick question - isn’t that like twenty years early?)

Okay. So he pushes in and it is the first time anyone’s ever been in there. Like ever. And two things happen within three seconds: I get idiotically, you-could-bend-a-steel-bar-around-my-dick, stupid hard. And I groan. Involuntarily and explosively and horrifically.

My doctor laughed his ass off. I mean laughed, and told me it was okay. “Really,” he says. “It’s pretty common” he says.

But his face tells me it’s not that common.

Dutifully, I went to Reddit and looked this chitup. Reddit fuking loves it some straight guys getting off on their prostate. “So okay,” I say to myself, “let’s buy a fuking drumstick and do this thing.”

So I go to a music store and buy a pair of drumsticks, talking incessantly about what a goddamn professional drummer I am, and how fuking necessary it is for me to own some drumsticks right then, as if the guy behind the counter could see into my soul, perfectly aware that I was going to shove one of those sticks right up my ass when I got home.

I knew. He knew. The guy driving the bus knew. The drumsticks sat in that bag like the fuking One Ring, bending space around it. I had guilty secrets, stolen form the Gods, and I was going to fuk myself with them.

So I get home and I do all the stuff. Lube, stick, push, feel, POW.

Chit like cum, but not cum, some kind of watery fluid slips out of me in a big knot and feels fuking magnificent. Right out of the tip of my purple-tipped cock.

(Another question. Purple tip. Normal when super-hard? Or am I going to give myself a blood clot or something? This is new for me.)

It keeps coming, and the feeling gets better and better. I stop jerking off. (Oh, another note: I was jerking off.) My face gets hot. I realize I’m blushing. My chest blushes, too. That’s new. All my muscles tense up under my skin. They’re probably fuking blushing by now, too. I’m a big, red, purple dicked, autoerotic machine, pounding this drumstick into my ass while my GF is at work, feeling like a fuking idiot.

My balls get this frozen cold sensation, and grip up into me, terrified of what’s about to happen (I would assume).

At which point I actually, literally, honest-to-god it’s apparently not just a stupid phrase, see goddamn stars. Little colored lights. My head rushes. I cum so hard I actually scream. Not like a girl, I scream like an extra in 300. I scream like someone lifting a Buick over their head.

Long story short it was the best orgasm of my life. And later that night, I had sex with my GF and the comparison was... I mean she’s sexy and wonderful and we have(had?) great sex, best so far, she’s awesome, but it didn’t compare.

Next day, more drumstick. This time with porn. Porn gets shut off ten minutes in. I don’t need anything else. I’m a fuking prostate monk, austere in my faith.

More sex with GF. She knows something’s up. Maybe not “I FOUND OUT MY BF IS fuking HIMSELF WITH SURPLUS MUSICAL EQUIPMENT MISC WHAT DO I DO?” up, but she knows.

I keep the drumsticks on the nightstand like the fuking purloined letter. I say they’re for her. But I can kind of tell she’s not buying it. She knows I’m not as enthusiastic about sex.

Fast forward three months. By now I’ve graduated to a full-on cock-shaped dildo stuck to the bedroom wall. Ass up, head down, biting a pillow. Believe me, I don’t get this either. Why cock shaped? Because I wanted something thicker and I figured if I was going to be fuking myself on a daily basis, I might as well get over any lingering homophobia that might be clinging to my soul.

Okay, serious time. I’m not gay. I’m not Bi, either. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with being either. In fact, it would be super convenient if I were Gay, because then I could tell my GF that I’m gay, and get fuked on a regular basis. I don’t know what to do about this. GF tries to seduce me a few times a week and I go along with it. She cums... and so do I, but it’s not fun for me. I lost interest in her. It takes me forever to cum.

No, using a plug doesn’t do it. It has to be an “in out” motion, not just a brick in my rectum. No, my GF wouldn’t peg me if I asked her about it. I brought it up, hypothetically, in terms of “something I found on misc.” Her reaction was not promising. I’m not going to say she’s homophobic or anything, but she has very traditional views of what men and women are supposed to be like, and writhing like a demon while a huge cock slides up into your hole is not what the man is supposed to do - so she says, anyway.

And the problem is also that I just don’t want to FUK her anymore. I want to be fuked. And even though I’m not attracted to men, I’ve considered breaking up with her (first, obviously, no cheat-o) and hooking up with guys. But even that isn’t something I want to do, because I love her (we’ve been together for almost a year) and I love being with her. Just not “BEING WITH” her.

So, misc. What do I do? I want to be a normal boyfriend. But I also can't deny that I am sexually oriented to being fuked, and not fuking. I cum without touching myself. I don't even WANT to touch myself. Doesn't that mean something obvious?

Suddenly occurred to me: if being gay is genetic, could I be physiologically gay but psychologically straight?

  

You're sounding quite advanced for someone who is prone to running out of addnodes.

That's why I offered no comment. None necessary to their special kind of stupid.

Gonzo surrounds himself with like-minded weasels and he trusts them with the coin. How did Gonzo ever get this rich by being so stupid? These guys are the KKK - Keystone Krypto Kops.

Dumbest people alive, good thing they'll be homeless soon

And... new lower lows. Good to see that hyped Shitcoins won't survive even if I feel bad for those who lost a lot with this.

And we're at .0005

If Bitcoin gets to $40k that's $20!

Or if you just buy Bitcoin, you can sleep easy.

some resolution, some trash throwing, some proof and

"Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!"

Did they really rename XPY to CON.  Thats fantastic.    Thats the most I've laughed since josh and co. claimed people "exploited" hashlets when it was actually them making an error.

It makes this thread much easier to navigate.

Not really, I'm still waiting for Mr.Garza to post the proof of extortion.

Seeing his recent "proof" of a Visa deal and "proof" of a PayPal deal this should be good.

you have good points to make and it pains to me to put you on ignore... sigh.
push paycon on your own shitcoin thread please....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gfntBEI3Aw&spfreload=10