I want to be able to be the only one who can touch it.
when someone translates them that their word "tangibility" means "absolute ownership"
they should be able to get on the right track to understanding advantages of bitcoin
To be fair, gold tangibility is a sensual thing, and not just mental ownership. Holding gold in hand, feeling the weight, the color, the luster, it's a tremendously pleasant experience, especially if the coin is very old and has history attached. Looking at a screen with your Bitcoin wallet doesn't quite measure up.
Regardless, someone needs to show Turk the combo 1ozAu/1000BTC Casascius coin. That elegant merger of equals will totally blow his mind.