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legendary
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November 30, 2019, 04:32:28 AM
^^^ Well if I stated the islands were all close to the shore that would be a pretty shitty analogy; the continents are in the middle.

Antarctic link:

  https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/olimbos



"It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:" -- Isaiah 40:22, KJV
legendary
Activity: 2912
Merit: 1386
November 30, 2019, 02:49:10 AM
People often ask "if the earth is flat then where's the edge, why hasn't anybody fallen off?".

The answer leads us to another hoax: the continent of Antarctica and the south pole. The earth is like a circular lake with islands in the middle, Antarctica is a wall of ice that forms the shore. Above the wall there's a plateau for some distance and then a ring of the highest mountains in the world, beyond that is the firmament of heaven.

Here's the edge:


Don't fall off, that water is ice cold and you wont survive long!

Islands in the middle?
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
November 29, 2019, 09:51:31 PM
People often ask "if the earth is flat then where's the edge, why hasn't anybody fallen off?".

The answer leads us to another hoax: the continent of Antarctica and the south pole. The earth is like a circular lake with islands in the middle, Antarctica is a wall of ice that forms the shore. Above the wall there's a plateau for some distance and then a ring of the highest mountains in the world, beyond that is the firmament of heaven.

Here's the edge:


Don't fall off, that water is ice cold and you wont survive long!
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
November 29, 2019, 07:44:13 PM
@notbatman

If you're willing, I ask you to do a simple "test", an "experiment" if you may.

If it so happens that you went to the beach, time this exactly when the sun is setting.
Step 1: lie down, well, more likely in a "flanking" position and face where the sun is.
Step 2: wait until you can't see the sun in your current position.
Step 3: quickly stand up or stand in a chair.
Step 4: mindblown, surprised!, YOU CAN SEE THE GODDAMN SUN AGAIN!

Why you'd ask? Because it's a globe, and not flat.
You can search for a better explanation, but oh, I think "science" is a hoax for you, so no point in doing that.

So you're just going to ignore the fact the globe fails a distance to the horizon test with a wide margin of error? This is a test anybody with a super-zoom camera can perform (weather permitting i.e. no superior mirages on hot days) and confirm.

Here's one (of many) example of the globe failing a distance to the horizon test: https://youtu.be/6hqzqmY9ny8

As for your example [viewing the sunset twice] it completely disregards how optics works. Remember this is a hoax and you're being deceived by a group of highly educated magicians; the globe is their stage.

When you stand up it increases the observers angle of attack thus increasing the distance to the observers vanishing point (horizon line). An object, the sun in this case has its apparent size increased so that it's within the observers angular resolution limit thus can be observed [again].

Proof of this effect also known as foreshortening is as simple as checking that a pool cue is straight. When you hold the cue at the correct angle the entire length is visible but, its apparent size is compressed thus exaggerating any deformations.



"science"



reference:
Yanoff, Myron; Duker, Jay S. (2009). Ophthalmology 3rd Edition. MOSBY Elsevier. p. 54. ISBN 978-0444511416.


You can prove what is right and real. And then you can see your mistake. The next step is to axcknowledge your mistake.

Many people have done all kinds of FE experiments. Others have proven Earth is a globe. The GE people have better proof.

Have you made it to the seeing-your-mistake stage, yet? Or are you continuing to muddle around in ignorance.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
November 29, 2019, 05:35:47 PM
@notbatman

If you're willing, I ask you to do a simple "test", an "experiment" if you may.

If it so happens that you went to the beach, time this exactly when the sun is setting.
Step 1: lie down, well, more likely in a "flanking" position and face where the sun is.
Step 2: wait until you can't see the sun in your current position.
Step 3: quickly stand up or stand in a chair.
Step 4: mindblown, surprised!, YOU CAN SEE THE GODDAMN SUN AGAIN!

Why you'd ask? Because it's a globe, and not flat.
You can search for a better explanation, but oh, I think "science" is a hoax for you, so no point in doing that.

So you're just going to ignore the fact the globe fails a distance to the horizon test with a wide margin of error? This is a test anybody with a super-zoom camera can perform (weather permitting i.e. no superior mirages on hot days) and confirm.

Here's one (of many) example of the globe failing a distance to the horizon test: https://youtu.be/6hqzqmY9ny8

As for your example [viewing the sunset twice] it completely disregards how optics works. Remember this is a hoax and you're being deceived by a group of highly educated magicians; the globe is their stage.

When you stand up it increases the observers angle of attack thus increasing the distance to the observers vanishing point (horizon line). An object, the sun in this case has its apparent size increased so that it's within the observers angular resolution limit thus can be observed [again].

Proof of this effect also known as foreshortening is as simple as checking that a pool cue is straight. When you hold the cue at the correct angle the entire length is visible but, its apparent size is compressed thus exaggerating any deformations.



"science"



reference:
Yanoff, Myron; Duker, Jay S. (2009). Ophthalmology 3rd Edition. MOSBY Elsevier. p. 54. ISBN 978-0444511416.
sr. member
Activity: 532
Merit: 284
November 29, 2019, 03:55:02 PM
@notbatman

If you're willing, I ask you to do a simple "test", an "experiment" if you may.

If it so happens that you went to the beach, time this exactly when the sun is setting.
Step 1: lie down, well, more likely in a "flanking" position and face where the sun is.
Step 2: wait until you can't see the sun in your current position.
Step 3: quickly stand up or stand in a chair.
Step 4: mindblown, surprised!, YOU CAN SEE THE GODDAMN SUN AGAIN!

Why you'd ask? Because it's a globe, and not flat.
You can search for a better explanation, but oh, I think "science" is a hoax for you, so no point in doing that.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
November 29, 2019, 08:24:33 AM
^^^ That's the reason why GE can be proven and FE can't. LOL!

 Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
November 29, 2019, 02:08:17 AM
^^^ No, flat earth is not a theory, flat earth is the default!

The falsifiable theory [the globe] is that the earth's surface curves at a point just beyond the limit of human eyesight.

legendary
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Merit: 1359
November 29, 2019, 01:23:24 AM
Now I understand why the jews created photoshop. Jews needed it to maintain support for fake globe. It's all about global control. I feel myself enlightened in my sadness by a better understanding of flat earth theory.

Meanwhile, I believe it's somehow connected with margarine production rates as well.
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
November 28, 2019, 10:01:34 PM
The globe fails a distance to the horizon test with a wide margin or error using the modern super-zoom lens; with a Nikon P900 I can prove my point conclusively, a test anybody can replicate.

You need Photoshop to replicate the big blue balls NASA gives you. They're not a space agency, they're a propaganda agency!

The Earth is flat by default, it's a falsifiable theory that the earth curves just beyond the limit of human eyesight. The globe is truly the king of hoaxes.
legendary
Activity: 3906
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November 28, 2019, 11:48:41 AM
^^^ That's why the globe is the big lie, it sets the stage.

Exactly what I am saying. Whatever you won't accept on your stage is a lie to you, whether it is generally true or not.

Cool
legendary
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November 28, 2019, 11:44:22 AM
^^^ That's why the globe is the big lie, it sets the stage.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
November 28, 2019, 09:50:51 AM
^^^ That's not a fair analysis, we've got a plethora of hoaxes here! It's just that the globe is the big lie.

Your "here" is exactly where it is... with you. You have a plethora of hoaxes. But most of them attach to FE in some way.

Cool
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1038
November 27, 2019, 11:28:15 PM
^^^ That's not a fair analysis, we've got a plethora of hoaxes here! It's just that the globe is the big lie.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
November 27, 2019, 12:24:01 PM
@DaftAjax the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome; outer space is a hoax. NASA is a propaganda agency, their planets are a hoax, just paintings and CGI, the real objects in the sky are just wandering stars; small bits of electrical plasma above us. Space alien colonies are a hoax.

If the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome, then how would you explain the seasons? Why do the North and South poles have frozen lands and freezing temperatures? Does that mean the Sun is a Hoax? If so, this Earth would have been molten lava long ago just by the exposure of the sun. And if this is true what's pulling us back to the earth when we jump if gravity is a hoax?

Can someone please contact NASA and flew this guy out of space.

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

I guess you don't believe in history then. I don't know if you ever knew this guy: "In September 1519, Magellan set sail from Spain with five ships. Three years later only one ship, the Victoria (depicted on a 1590 map), made it back to Spain after circumnavigating the world.".

How to turn every thread into a Flat Earth thread!

 Cheesy
sr. member
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November 27, 2019, 12:09:32 PM
@DaftAjax the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome; outer space is a hoax. NASA is a propaganda agency, their planets are a hoax, just paintings and CGI, the real objects in the sky are just wandering stars; small bits of electrical plasma above us. Space alien colonies are a hoax.

If the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome, then how would you explain the seasons? Why do the North and South poles have frozen lands and freezing temperatures? Does that mean the Sun is a Hoax? If so, this Earth would have been molten lava long ago just by the exposure of the sun. And if this is true what's pulling us back to the earth when we jump if gravity is a hoax?

Can someone please contact NASA and flew this guy out of space.

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

I guess you don't believe in history then. I don't know if you ever knew this guy: "In September 1519, Magellan set sail from Spain with five ships. Three years later only one ship, the Victoria (depicted on a 1590 map), made it back to Spain after circumnavigating the world.".
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
November 25, 2019, 08:59:43 PM
The concept of God is a hoax, because if there is, why people’s ‘merciful and loving God’ lets disasters happen. If their God saves, I guess the World Wars didn’t happen then. What is written in the Bible may be a work of a group of people who have too much heaven on their minds.

God is a giver. He can't help it if most of the people ask for bad things, if only they are going to wish them on somebody else. He simply answers their prayers.

God isn't trying to get Bible people. He has them already. He's going after the rest. Why? To give them more gifts, but good ones this time.

Cool
brand new
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November 25, 2019, 08:46:37 PM
The concept of God is a hoax, because if there is, why people’s ‘merciful and loving God’ lets disasters happen. If their God saves, I guess the World Wars didn’t happen then. What is written in the Bible may be a work of a group of people who have too much heaven on their minds.
legendary
Activity: 3906
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November 24, 2019, 06:20:59 PM
So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit?
Actually, it's worse even than that:

Quote from: YseultCeirw
Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

  • lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
  • made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
  • almost immediately granted us advanced technology
  • naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
  • pitch black liquid
  • kills anything it touches
  • using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
  • inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
  • Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.

Thank you, that's brilliant!


Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

Yes, I think it's trolling. The flat earth thread is impressive; I can't believe he's kept that one going for years. But then the next question - what sort of person would be able to keep that up for so long? And to post day after day that everything is a hoax...

@notbatman - You still haven't adequately answered my question from a couple of weeks ago: can you prove that you're not batman? I think your name is an elaborate bluff. I'm calling you out on it. I mean I'm literally calling you out. Watch the skies, everybody.



How to make a bat signal



Looks like a few teeth in an open mouth, to me.     Cool
sr. member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 354
November 24, 2019, 06:18:43 PM
So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit?
Actually, it's worse even than that:

Quote from: YseultCeirw
Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

  • lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
  • made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
  • almost immediately granted us advanced technology
  • naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
  • pitch black liquid
  • kills anything it touches
  • using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
  • inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
  • Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.

Thank you, that's brilliant!


Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

Yes, I think it's trolling. The flat earth thread is impressive; I can't believe he's kept that one going for years. But then the next question - what sort of person would be able to keep that up for so long? And to post day after day that everything is a hoax...

@notbatman - You still haven't adequately answered my question from a couple of weeks ago: can you prove that you're not batman? I think your name is an elaborate bluff. I'm calling you out on it. I mean I'm literally calling you out. Watch the skies, everybody.



How to make a bat signal

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