Topic: Hoax is a hoax - page 9. (Read 2144 times)

coughing causes lung cancer

studies show that ALL people with lung cancers initially showed signs that they cough more often then people without lung cancer. so its not smoking, nor carcinogens, nor bad diet nor vaccinations.. but the simple act of coughing that causes lung cancer

The Zionist margarine lobby have been filling our margarine with chemicals for decades. They do this so they can control our brains. We all know that margarine is bought disproportionately by families, which is why they have been working so hard to keep the divorce rate down. Unfortunately it is failing them because margarine consumption is dropping as well, but don't worry they have other plans as I will explain in a moment. But marriage/margarine, yes, anyone who wants to get a divorce has been targetted by margarine chemicals so that they stay married and buy more margarine. It's a well-known tactic, they first trialled it with their vaccination scam where they filled innocent bodies with harmful margarine chemicals. They also perpetuate the global warming myth... why? Simple. Butter increases sunburn, but margarine reduces it. It's not enough that we eat their stuff, now we must cover our bodies in it to protect from 'global warming' and the Evil Death Rays that are suddenly supposedly coming out of the sun. But frankly I have never seen any of these so-called Death Rays. Of course they push the evolution hoax as well. God made us and made all natural things, butter is natural but margarine is man-made and evolved through man-made chemicals. If they can get us thinking that the stuff God made is second-rate, they will push us from buying butter and straight into their waiting margariney arms. There is nothing about margarine in the bible and that is because margarine is the Devil's foodstuff.

I've tried using evidence and it's got me nowhere. Satire might be worth a go.

I've seen a lot of "Evolution/Vaccination/ISIS/Global warming/XXX is a hoax" threads, so I came to conclution that we need a more generic one.

Dear antivaxxers, feel free to comment this chart: