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March 23, 2014, 08:14:58 PM
#5
How old are you?
do you have hands?
how do you post here?
I'm racist and what's your skin color?( I don't like green)
DO you have tree friends in thisforum?
can you move ?
what's the most important thing you 've seen as a tree ?
enough ? Smiley
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March 23, 2014, 08:10:25 PM
#4
You son of a birch. Leaf this forum alone.

Hehehehehhehe, I'm funny.

Tell me more about being a tree, what's your daily life like?
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March 23, 2014, 07:55:24 PM
#3
Son, are you high?  Grin

As in the canopy, no.

Sadly, I dream of meeting my brothers in the rain forests. Most of them died, due to those same coyotes!

We're having a funeral next weekend, if you'd like to come. But of course, you have to take a few of my acorns back to where you live. My children simply wouldn't be able to stand the emotional damage of this world.
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March 23, 2014, 07:43:00 PM
#2
Son, are you high?  Grin
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March 23, 2014, 07:29:21 PM
#1
I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.
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