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Topic: I Have Something To Confess - page 3. (Read 6613 times)

legendary
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A Great Time to Start Something!
April 20, 2014, 11:26:05 AM
I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth.  Smiley

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Wink

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP?  Cheesy
sr. member
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April 20, 2014, 11:10:28 AM
I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth.  Smiley

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Wink
legendary
Activity: 2114
Merit: 1040
A Great Time to Start Something!
April 20, 2014, 11:08:59 AM
I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth.  Smiley
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 250
April 20, 2014, 12:04:48 AM
I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

How did you feel about going through the wood chipper?

My $.02.

Wink
hero member
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April 20, 2014, 12:01:52 AM
wow been a while last I saw this thread that's one hell of bump ^^, but anyway, so how's your tree life coming along? it's not everyday that we get the chance to meet a talking tree that can speak and use bitcoin, give us some impression, also I'm curious to know how do you deal with tree diseases and worms championions and all the shit that hit trees

Life is still coming great. Now I own a villa in Maui, though, which is amazing. But damn those Lindsey Creek's, of course! They're taking over. With their gigantic roots and such.

But to be honest, I have my eyes on the tall ones, anyway.

hmm but how do you accommodate your vila as a tree?

I have witnesses.
hero member
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April 19, 2014, 10:29:50 PM
wow been a while last I saw this thread that's one hell of bump ^^, but anyway, so how's your tree life coming along? it's not everyday that we get the chance to meet a talking tree that can speak and use bitcoin, give us some impression, also I'm curious to know how do you deal with tree diseases and worms championions and all the shit that hit trees

Life is still coming great. Now I own a villa in Maui, though, which is amazing. But damn those Lindsey Creek's, of course! They're taking over. With their gigantic roots and such.

But to be honest, I have my eyes on the tall ones, anyway.

hmm but how do you accommodate your vila as a tree?
hero member
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Merit: 500
April 19, 2014, 09:00:53 PM
wow been a while last I saw this thread that's one hell of bump ^^, but anyway, so how's your tree life coming along? it's not everyday that we get the chance to meet a talking tree that can speak and use bitcoin, give us some impression, also I'm curious to know how do you deal with tree diseases and worms championions and all the shit that hit trees

Life is still coming great. Now I own a villa in Maui, though, which is amazing. But damn those Lindsey Creek's, of course! They're taking over. With their gigantic roots and such.

But to be honest, I have my eyes on the tall ones, anyway.
hero member
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Merit: 501
April 19, 2014, 12:59:14 PM
wow been a while last I saw this thread that's one hell of bump ^^, but anyway, so how's your tree life coming along? it's not everyday that we get the chance to meet a talking tree that can speak and use bitcoin, give us some impression, also I'm curious to know how do you deal with tree diseases and worms championions and all the shit that hit trees
full member
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April 19, 2014, 12:49:32 PM
i wonder what is the tree langguage Cheesy
What did you say that fir? I wooden have expected such words from you. I'm stumped.

Was that you getting humped in the stump in some of those treeporn pix?
Did you not enjoy the tree-reible puns?
sr. member
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March 31, 2014, 08:22:35 AM
I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.
sr. member
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March 31, 2014, 08:11:12 AM
Son, i will smoke 20 of what your smoking!
legendary
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A Great Time to Start Something!
March 30, 2014, 07:58:36 PM
i wonder what is the tree langguage Cheesy
What did you say that fir? I wooden have expected such words from you. I'm stumped.

Was that you getting humped in the stump in some of those treeporn pix?
hero member
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March 30, 2014, 07:47:49 PM
do trees speaks to dauphins ?
full member
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March 30, 2014, 06:23:41 PM
i wonder what is the tree langguage Cheesy
What did you say that fir? I wooden have expected such words from you. I'm stumped.
hero member
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March 30, 2014, 05:01:27 PM
don't you think that a tree that can live for centries if not millenias can learn to speak, although it would be really slow, tree pace slow

what if they are speaking all the time but the frequency is too high for us to hear it and that's why only people who get stoned/high can hear the trees speak their ancient wisdom?

I agree, no wonder high people speaks so much wisdom, and we are now seeing the revolutions a speaking tree that uses the internet and can writte on btc forums
sr. member
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if you want something do something!!!
March 30, 2014, 04:20:02 PM
i wonder what is the tree langguage Cheesy
full member
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March 30, 2014, 03:01:54 PM
don't you think that a tree that can live for centries if not millenias can learn to speak, although it would be really slow, tree pace slow

what if they are speaking all the time but the frequency is too high for us to hear it and that's why only people who get stoned/high can hear the trees speak their ancient wisdom?
hero member
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March 30, 2014, 02:59:23 PM
don't you think that a tree that can live for centries if not millenias can learn to speak, although it would be really slow, tree pace slow
full member
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March 30, 2014, 02:57:04 PM
What does this mean? I did not understand

he's a tree

he can talk

we need to ask him questions and wait until he answers
jr. member
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March 30, 2014, 02:54:43 PM
What does this mean? I did not understand
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